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Baby Elephant Birth In A Dutch Zoo

Hits: 6101 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: MrOrange
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Nova666
Female, 18-29, Canada
 137 Posts
Wednesday, November 07, 2012 1:00:44 AM
The guy breathing into the camera is really anoying.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 22038 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 2:23:49 PM
@Zagger: lolz! Nice one!

A friend of mine (3 kids) once told me:
"I like getting pregnant, I like being pregnant, I like raising children! It's the "giving birth" part I don't like..."

Her 3rd (and final!) child took 15+ hours... got the drugs, baby out in 5 minutes...

@Draculya: See? THAT was funny!

@Pinkminx22: Congradulations! & job well done!

Faelwen
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 57 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 11:38:00 AM
Well yeah it's not going to be a wonderful experience but I remember how the contractions leading up hurt like hell and crowning hurt but everything else was fine. Nothing I couldn't handle but then again I have a high threshold for pain. (Mother of 1 labor was 15 hours no medication or episiotomy so that's my experience)

Pinkminx22
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 976 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 10:07:11 AM
I just had a baby 2 weeks ago and the pain is still fresh in my mind.. Yes, that poo hurts like a motherf.cker!!

Draculya
Male, 40-49, Asia
 10249 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 9:20:21 AM
A Republican is born

nubblins
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1753 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 9:16:04 AM
The contractions leading up to childbirth are the painful part, agreed. Though I didn't give birth vaginally so I can't vouch for that part. I ended up having an emergency c-section because my daughter's heart rate was skyrocketing and mine was dropping. They pumped me with a bunch of morphine and I was high as a kite when my daughter was cut out of me. I guess if not for modern medicine, I wouldn't be here telling you to f off, and that labor was painful, Gerry. :P

Faelwen
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 57 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:36:59 AM
Gerry the actual "pushing" part of childbirth really isn't that bad it's really a relief. It's the contractions leading up to it that make most women to want drugs.

lauriloo
Female, 40-49, Midwest US
 1804 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:33:05 AM
@patchouly you do realize that every woman's body is different, every pregnancy is different and everyone's pain tolerance is different? Even men have totally different experiences with the same kind of pain. Maybe your wife has a big vagina and had a little baby, lol.

Mikeoxsbiggg
Male, 30-39, Canada
 957 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:29:16 AM
I've heard of a fecal transplant.

NNoamfer
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1192 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 6:47:12 AM
@patchouly, The defecating probably has to do with the natural way of childbirth, where the bacteria in the poop of the mother gets transported to the kids digestive system. It also happens in humans. If you don't get bacteria transported to you, your digestive system won't function properly later in life, and you will need to undergo "Fecal Transplant".

sutra46
Female, 40-49, Asia
 2389 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 6:42:40 AM
The older kid's all 'let me at da bebe '
Mom is putting herself between going wait wait for it

It's soh shaml

patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4087 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 6:41:24 AM
My wife said childbirth wasn't as bad as women make it out. It hurts like Hell, but she said there are things that hurt far worse. I know she'll get kicked out of the "Girl's Club" for revealing the truth about it, and robbing other woman of years of whining about the pain, but what can you do?

patchouly
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4087 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 6:39:30 AM
Very cool the way they bury the afterbirth and even defecate on it to hide the smell from predators. Elephants are a very cool animal.

Zagger
Male, 30-39, Europe
 108 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 5:49:55 AM
A man and a woman is sitting in a bar talking.

The woman say to the man: You don't know how painfull it is to give birth. It's much worse than if you got kicked in the balls.

The man says: That's funny you should bring that up. Because after only a few years you women are ready to have another child. But you never see a man asking to be kicked in the balls twice.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 8233 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 12:40:51 AM
Scale to scale ya know!!
you want a 10 stone or whatever baby ya clacker has to be scaled thus sized, either way its gonna hurt

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 8233 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 12:39:12 AM
ByOwlPost
If babies were elephant sized
you would

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2268 Posts
Tuesday, November 06, 2012 12:30:35 AM
Dear god Gerry, you do realise you just turned this thread into an open forum for women to explain to you how hard childbirth really is yeah?

I like you man, but this was !_NOT_! a smart move.

ByOwlPost
Female, 18-29, Western US
 520 Posts
Monday, November 05, 2012 11:05:39 PM
Gerry1of1, If women's VJ's were elephant sized then we probably wouldn't whine so much. Most dudes would be disappointed though. It's a scary thought knowing very well you're gonna rip from V to A and not be freaking out a bit.

CoyoteKing
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2994 Posts
Monday, November 05, 2012 9:40:06 PM
Thats some tough lovin'. Get your ass up and start walking already you bum!

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33697 Posts
Monday, November 05, 2012 9:26:37 PM

There ladies, see? That's how it's done.
No whining. No crying for epidurals. No bitching.
Just get it done and move on.

MrOrange
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2268 Posts
Monday, November 05, 2012 9:21:04 PM
Link: Baby Elephant Birth In A Dutch Zoo [Rate Link] - Nature, why are you so awsome?


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