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Homosexuality = Ducks Ruling The World [Pic]

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papajon0s1
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 579 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2012 9:16:18 AM
...because ALL Christians are like this. /end sarcasm.

ExtraCredit
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 448 Posts
Sunday, October 07, 2012 9:22:30 PM
Home schooled. Nuff said.

jinxiejae
Female, 30-39, Western US
 2749 Posts
Sunday, October 07, 2012 3:10:54 PM
*head desk* oh for f*ck's sake...

MeowKota
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 8:18:13 PM
Replace "homosexuality" with "Christianity", "duck" with "quack" and some other minor changes, and it's not a bad little article.

Jaellot
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 95 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 4:50:10 PM
I don't want to get ducked in my end!

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12074 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 11:31:44 AM
Mallard have mercy on our souls...

SminkyPinky
Female, 30-39, Europe
 232 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 4:32:29 AM
not all homeschoolers are nutjob religious maniacs.

Javien
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 273 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 1:15:33 AM
Haha, Garfunkel & Oates is who I thought of when I read the title as well, they are awesome.

drawman61
Male, 50-59, Europe
 5746 Posts
Saturday, October 06, 2012 12:07:01 AM
That's just quackers

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24983 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 7:10:36 PM
@drips: You tease! Mention that cutie-pie duo and NOT link them?

Sex With Ducks

Pluse those two girls are cute as buttons!! Funny, smart, talented too...

drips
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 887 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 7:04:07 PM
Garfunkel & Oates have a song about this called "Sex with Ducks". Which one of them do YOU want to bang?

whodat6484
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 3661 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 6:45:01 PM
So... you don't want you children to have to compete with ducks and you want them to "EVOLVE" further than you have... But... none if it bears any weight because you don't believe in evolution?!


Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 11358 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 6:41:26 PM
Oh yes, those filthy Romans and their enormous contributions to the realms of math and science.


Well yes, but it was mostly Greek or Romano-Greek. Rome itself was more into engineering than maths and science. On the whole, Roman culture tended towards more immediately practical stuff.

Which brings me to a huge error that is small only in comparison to the mind-boggling level of wrongness in the rest of her letter. Rome in the stone age? No. Not even close. Empty hills in the stone age. Maybe a little town right at the end of the bronze age, depending on when you draw the line of the end of the bronze age and what date you take for the founding of Rome. The official year in ancient Roman accounts was 1 AUC on their calendar (753BC on ours) but it's possible that it was a bit later.

robthelurker
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2229 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 3:15:58 PM
The Ancient Romans? Is this little girl referring to the civilization who created the modern calendar 2000 years ago?

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11698 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 2:54:52 PM
Anyone who makes a crack at being homeschooled based on this is very far down the evolutionary ladder. Or if you dispute that because you don't believe in evolution, then you're just an idiot. Not because you don't believe in evolution, because people who are homeschooled are just as intelligent as anyone else.

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 24983 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 2:48:05 PM
@LadySatan: Welcome to IAB!
Nope. Some swans mate for life, but all the duck species I know of mate for 1 year only.
In the summer, the males all fly north to molt, while the females stay in the south with the ducklings.
Then in the fall the males all fly back and try to find a new mate. The male picks a female (if she lets him!) and sticks with her like glue as they fly south, winter and then fly north again.

Of course duck rape and stuff happens too...

@5Cats,
I don't know, man, I've seen some cute ducks!


True @broizfam, but their feathers tickle so much! And they snore...

Wendypants
Female, 30-39, Canada
 2090 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 2:45:36 PM
For crying out loud there is a species of lemmings with only females!! They take turns dry humping each other and spontaneously get pregnant!!! It's how they procreate! Homosexuality DOES NOT automatically mean the end of a species! Sheesh.

ByOwlPost
Female, 18-29, Western US
 520 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 2:37:47 PM
Wait a minute, the author is 14??? Nohopeforthehumanrace. :(

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3350 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 2:29:54 PM
@5Cats,
I don't know, man, I've seen some cute ducks!

broizfam
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3350 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 2:27:46 PM
Lebowski42'
I hope you're right, but suspect it was written in all seriousness. She notes that she's home schooled and doesn't believe in evolution. I'm hoping that's just "topping on the cake". If not, she was likely pulled out of school by Christian fundmentalist parents and home schooled, likely by them, so she wouldn't be "tainted" by modern education.

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10715 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 2:23:46 PM


ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 10715 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 2:21:43 PM
Is this why old queens say "hello ducky" ??

LadySatan
Female, 40-49, Canada
 49 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 2:20:42 PM
Someone should inform her of the fact that while ducks pair-bond for life they (like most other animals - humans included) are NOT monogamous. Then sit back & watch her tiny home-schooled brain explode.

MattPrince
Male, 40-49, Europe
 2223 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 2:19:38 PM
People wouldn't go extinct even if everyone was gay, two gay couples can have kids, even if they find the process a little distasteful.

For ducks on the other hand, especially rare ones...


Lebowski42
Male, 18-29, Western US
 67 Posts
Friday, October 05, 2012 2:17:44 PM
This is hilarious, I really think that it was written as a farce. The points it uses are all counterpoints to the traditional anti-gay message. I must have been written to demonstrate how stupid the anti-gay argument sounds to non-fundamentalists. (then again maybe the person who wrote it is challenged)

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