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How To Tell If Your Roommate Is Gay

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turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3866 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 10:24:59 AM
"his weiner tastes like poo" HA! HA!

trippyhippy9
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 562 Posts
Friday, June 29, 2012 5:17:45 AM
How to tell if your roommate is gay?

His wiener tastes like poo.

Bealzebubble
Male, 18-29, Australia
 328 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 10:10:40 PM
My flatmate had Grindr on his smartphone. That's how I found out.

CaptainPabst
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1253 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 6:22:22 PM
So all gay people break privacy and molestation laws and heteros are retardedly naive?

5Cats
Male, 50-59, Canada
 26636 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 4:34:32 PM
It was worth watching just for the "punchline" eh?

And generally funny without being stupid, that's a big plus too.

@LandoGriffin: Those are funny stories!

@Steelgrid: There's a difference between "love" and "sex". Gayness only descibes "sex" as does "straight". One should be free to LOVE everyone regardless of gender, eh?

For example: I've loved ALL my cats regardless of what gender they were. Of course all of them were "fixed"...

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:52:51 PM
"It's that simple. Does your male roommate suck dicks? Do guys suck his dick? Then he is gay. Otherwise, he is not gay."

I got to say dude, being homosexual is not ONLY about sex or attraction, in the same air as being straight is not. You can love someone without being attracted to them (though it is a plus), and people can go an entire relationship without having sex. Its unusual, but not unheard of.

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4832 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:13:51 PM
Another story, same guy. He was in the Navy and back in the days of "don't ask don't tell" he had to stay in the closet in front of anyone who was Navy. He and a couple Navy guys were out at a mall and a hot chick walked by. One of the guys tapped my friend's shoulder and said "hey, check that out" and gestured to the chick. My friend said "I know, where did she get those shoes?"

If they figured out he was gay from that remark, they didn't ask and he didn't tell.

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 4832 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:01:10 PM
I didn't watch the video, but I'm reminded of a story one of my gay guy friends told me. He said some young guy was out with them, and said he thought he "might" be gay. So my friend said to him "Do you want to suck his dick?" as he pointed at every man in the room, one by one. The kid answered "no" - my friend said "Do you want HIM to suck YOUR dick?" and again the kid said "no" so my friend said "You're not gay."

It's that simple. Does your male roommate suck dicks? Do guys suck his dick? Then he is gay. Otherwise, he is not gay.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 1:56:44 PM
That was indeed, gay

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3866 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 1:43:01 PM
But seeing as how you are being serious (and you called me a jackass)I would like to point out that...Yes, stereotypes usually have a base in reality...And it would take a moron to think that fashion sense is a prereq for someones sexuality. So pardon me for asuming that you where just joking. From now on I'll know that you are just being dumb.

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3866 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 1:32:31 PM
@steelgrid...I did realize that the comparisons i made are race related, but the point is still the same. I was honestly not trying to be a dick, just messin with ya. I thought the "prerequisite to have a fashion sense" and "Im not asking to be a smart ass, I actually want to know" was a joke. Either way, I thought it was funny.

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 1:28:18 PM
"Meh just approach him with your erect penis, if he jumps at you he's gay. If he runs off screaming, he's gay too."

If you arnt drunk when approaching anyone with an erect penis, you probably have candy/chloroform in your pocket.

**Oh sh.it, ive been added to some type of watch list for typing chloroform.**

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 1:25:49 PM
"And ALL black dudes can jump really high, ALL Asians are great at math, and all Mexicans drive low riders."

I just realized that all the attempted comparisons to homosexual males that you have made are against race. You seem to mix up racial stereotypes to sexual orientation stereotypes.

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 1:23:48 PM
"@steelgrid...You aren't really being serious...are you?"

Yeah Jackass, I am.

It seems EVERY SINGLE GAY MALE I have seen, heard, observed on TV, hung out with in public, and so on, always has some kind of comment to make on fashion. Yet gay females vary as much as a fingerprint. I was simply trying to find out if this glaring stereotype is actually true.

Seriously I have yet to personally meet a homosexual man that does not EVER comment on some type of fabric or shoes.

turdburglar
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3866 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 1:07:31 PM
@steelgrid...You aren't really being serious...are you? The answer is YES. And ALL black dudes can jump really high, ALL Asians are great at math, and all Mexicans drive low riders. You don't have to believe me though. Since Gerry is gay, it makes perfect sense that he speak for ALL other gay dudes in the WORLD. ;)

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 1:05:28 PM

steelgrid - who said stereotypes didn't have a basis in fact?

Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 2704 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 12:35:49 PM
gerry isnt that kind of stereotyping? I mean, call me wrong if I am, but is it a prerequisite to have a fashion sense to be gay?

Cant two dudes just be gay, enjoy each other's company, and have no freegin clue what type of furniture, clothing, ect is ugly or not?

Im not asking to be a smart ass, I actually want to know cause man, that is one annoying stereotype if its true.

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 12:29:33 PM
Meh just approach him with your erect penis, if he jumps at you he's gay. If he runs off screaming, he's gay too.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33911 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 12:15:28 PM

sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2869 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 12:01:50 PM
I moved to a new town and moved in with a gay roomate. I could tell he was gay because he left softcore gay porn lying around when I came in to see the place. He outed himself to me about a month after I moved in by having a friend tell me- while we were hanging out at a gay bar. Although I understand his fear of homophobia (homophobiaphobia? although I guess a phobia is an IRRATIONAL fear), but I had to laugh at him. For one, I was working to raise money for a gay rights group at the time. Two- I gladly accepted his invitation to come drink with his friends at a gay bar (where I ironically picked up a girl with whom I had my one and only one-night-stand. Not proud of it- just think it's funny). Three- if I HAD had a problem with his sexual orientation, a month after I'd moved in would be a bad time for him to find out.

On a side note, this video isn't very funny.

kangoala
Male, 18-29, Australia
 702 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 12:00:17 PM
Made me laugh :P

beternal
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2473 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 11:58:38 AM
Really?! - rubbing sun tan lotion on another guy's back is gay?! - I've been doing that for years!

fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2523 Posts
Thursday, June 28, 2012 11:36:57 AM
Link: How To Tell If Your Roommate Is Gay [Rate Link] - There are a few signs--some obvious, some not so much.


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