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How To Put Liquor In Sealed Water Bottles

Hits: 11151 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Misc. | Added by: fancylad
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MICASS
Male, 60-69, Asia
 5 Posts
Friday, May 04, 2012 6:33:59 AM
Well I guess you advertised it to the whole world and someone you do not want to know, now knows the trick, so now all they have to do is ban the carry on of water....doh

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3166 Posts
Friday, May 04, 2012 12:08:33 AM
Now for the oregano spice container filled with pot.

SpermNinja81
Male, 30-39, Australia
 458 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 7:35:45 PM
so.. then what? you sip on raw vodka all day?

I'm guessing this is aimed at the under 21's. every cruise I've ever heard of is a floating booze fest anyway.

FeelTheRide
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 520 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 7:02:57 PM
A lot of places actually do make sure that bottles are sealed. I've been to quite a few baseball games and had to throw away water that I had just opened.

pigsnout5
Female, 18-29, Western US
 548 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 6:14:42 PM
um why not just have an empty water bottle that you fill up with vodka and then recap it. i used to do that at school all the time. what's the point of resealing it completely? are the water bottle patrol going to be checking to make sure they aren't open??

PinkHomicide
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 344 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 3:54:14 PM
You can bring almost an entire bottle of booze on a cruise ship by carefully removing the cello-seal on a bottle of mouth wash, empty, rinse well and fill with vodka/white rum and add food coloring and reseal it with a lighter or a blowdryer

xfactormunky
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 112 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 3:46:00 PM
What we did when we went on a cruise was clean out an empty shampoo bottle really well and fill it with booze, that way you can sneak in stuff that isn't clear.

uatme
Male, 18-29, Canada
 987 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 3:13:43 PM
not sure why you need the extra bottle just do the same thing with the sealed one. and how does this help getting into those events? Your either allowed to bring in outside food/beverage like water or your not allowed.

markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3784 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 3:01:55 PM
Bookmarked. Laughing at some of the squares on here.

PhantomGh0st
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 260 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 1:36:59 PM
I don't know.

Why would they ask for your permission to open it? Wouldn't you just simply say, "Nah."

So I think you definitely got the wrong riddle.

I call em like I see em.

PinkRhoid
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1189 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 1:16:56 PM
If they ask "you" to open the bottle and smell it. Open the bottle and smell it.
You going to turn yourself in? "Yup, this is definitely not water... I can smell that."



I'm going to try and keep this very simple. They ask you to open the bottle so THEY can smell it.
I know this might be hard to fathom at first, and I know Cory could have worded it better for the simple-minded but it wasn't too hard to riddle out.

danthew
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2137 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:33:38 PM
My version:
1) Open a bottle of water
2) Remove contents
3) Fill with vodka
4) Replace cap

Who the hell checks the seals?

avalon
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 186 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 11:34:49 AM
@LemonTarte

No, they don't want you to bring your own, they want you to buy their overpriced drinks.

@rachaldenise

I'm pretty sure they check your bags, just like at the airport.

rachaldenise
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 27 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 11:28:30 AM
OK I've never been on a cruise before so this might sound like a dumb question to those who have but do they go through your bags or something? How would they know if you just packed the bottles with your clothes?

LemonTarte
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1451 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 11:02:14 AM
Wait you can't just sneak alcohol onto a cruise?

HI-haole
Male, 18-29, Western US
 536 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 10:52:02 AM
@leesah

Don't mean to be rude but... Wtf are you talking about? How would that look the same as the original seal on the actual cap of the bottle?

PhantomGh0st
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 260 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 10:46:55 AM
If they ask "you" to open the bottle and smell it. Open the bottle and smell it.
You going to turn yourself in? "Yup, this is definitely not water... I can smell that."

freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 11191 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 10:39:15 AM
@Corydora - They don't ask, at least they never have with me. They don't go to that much trouble, they're still going to make a ton of money from the thousands of people who will fork out $8 a piece for the drinks.

I'm going on a couple more cruises this year, I think I'll be taking some "water" with me.

Fancysucksss
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1051 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 10:22:35 AM
*step one admitting you have a problem*
Step two. Drink anyways because that's the only way to guarantee that remains your only problem haha

Corydoras87
Male, 18-29, Europe
 638 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 10:21:39 AM
what happens when they ask you to open the bottle and smell it?

Yeahhhhhhhhh
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 105 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 10:12:31 AM
Leesah has the best answer, too bad I am bald and own no hair dryer. :(

LordJim
Male, 50-59, Europe
 3710 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 10:12:21 AM
Or just don't have any truck with people who interfere with your damn drinking.

Altaru
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3500 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 9:43:16 AM
Bookmarked.

jadedtortois
Female, 18-29, Canada
 783 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 9:34:19 AM
nice!!

leesah
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1577 Posts
Thursday, May 03, 2012 9:32:36 AM
Or you could just buy some plastic shrink wrap rings and re-seal the bottle for about .10 cents and a hair dryer.

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