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Words Of Wisdom From... Madonna? [Pic]

Hits: 14210 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Entertainment | Added by: eugenius
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SCfan
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 1821 Posts
Wednesday, April 11, 2012 7:48:16 AM
What a prophetic whore.

andybme
Male, 50-59, Western US
 296 Posts
Wednesday, April 11, 2012 7:05:11 AM
Cum freak

patchgrabber
Male, 30-39, Canada
 5597 Posts
Wednesday, April 11, 2012 6:54:15 AM
That is most definitely NOT Vanilla Ice... Try Bryan Austin Greene. Next time, make sure to check yo self befo ya wreck yo self

You're BOTH wrong. It's Pauly D...duh. ;)

GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2567 Posts
Wednesday, April 11, 2012 1:52:36 AM
>obhwfgirl
Aw fer cryin' out loud. Did not need that mental picture. I have too good of an imagination sometimes.

pigsnout5
Female, 18-29, Western US
 548 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 9:45:24 PM
why does the saying have to be over the best part??

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24108 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 9:38:15 PM
Really... madz used to be attractive

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 11741 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 9:23:50 PM
She should know. She's screwed pretty much everybody.

obhwfgirl
Female, 18-29, Western US
 584 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 9:10:56 PM
Everybody loves you when you're a baby too.

COINCIDENCE????

onoffonoffon
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1777 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 9:04:45 PM
Must have been in need of a douche.

Beauxner
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 65 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 6:25:27 PM
"Leesah: That guy is Vanilla Ice."

I thought it was the kid from the old BH 90210.

MaiaBennet
Female, 13-17, Australia
 55 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 4:06:31 PM
@slut_etta

Indeed.

ReganusPrime
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 2:09:08 PM
I wrecked myself. Shoulda checked myself...

slut_etta
Female, 50-59, Southern US
 2839 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 1:55:28 PM
nothing more pathetic than an aging whore.

nonnywood
Male, 30-39, Australia
 7 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 1:44:39 PM
@ ReganusPrime - I think you're the one who needs to "check yo self" honey...that most definately IS vanilla ice. Image taken from the "sex" book. If you would like I can go grab my copy and even give you the page number love :o)

8BitHero
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5426 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 1:44:31 PM
Was the picture needed?

ReganusPrime
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 4 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 1:06:26 PM
That is most definitely NOT Vanilla Ice... Try Bryan Austin Greene. Next time, make sure to check yo self befo ya wreck yo self

Student_Law
Male, 30-39, Europe
 966 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 10:28:58 AM
The distance between love and indifference before and after ejaculation... amazing.

auburnjunky
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 9569 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 9:55:46 AM
Leesah: That guy is Vanilla Ice.

That in itself makes it IAB worthy lol!

leesah
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1577 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 9:01:12 AM
A generic quote dealing with sex imposed over a picture of "MDNA" and a guy getting seksual?! IAB YOU'RE JUST TOO EDGY FOR ME!

Omphaloskept
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 183 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:46:24 AM
Why does everyone insist on misspelling come??? It's like when people think they're about to write something dirty they can't look stuff up. Even dirty words are in the dictionary people!

madduck
Female, 50-59, Europe
 4391 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:16:54 AM
I'm with Gerry, love is just a load of hormones and chemicals. Not worth much, best ignore it and stick to what matters..

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33696 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:04:14 AM

And after they cum it's

"I meant it when I said it."

Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
 6651 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 8:02:01 AM
@jerboa - Don't know if you're being sarcastic or not? :/

There is a feeling of love, yes. Thanks to the amount of chemicals released into your body when you cum you'll feel happy and satisfied.

People don't masturbate because they love their hand. People don't use prostitutes because they love them.

jerboa
Female, 18-29, Europe
 14 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 7:52:37 AM
I disagree Gerry1of1. I think there is a genuine sense of love when people are about to cum

tommy2X4
Male, 50-59, Eastern US
 3160 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 7:50:59 AM
My ex of twenty years marriage used to say, "You shouldn't say I love you when making love." Needless to say I didn't say it to her too much. And when I did she would say, "I don't feel like you do."
Boy am I glad that chapter has been over for 14 years.

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