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Girl Plays The Cancer Card For Date With JG-L

Hits: 9872 | Rating: (2.1) | Category: Misc. | Added by: half-a-life
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jusandr
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1 Posts
Thursday, November 17, 2011 2:11:23 AM
well sure... now that she lost the weight...

reply to: Wow I do not understand the hateful comments. She's saying she related to his movie because she's in the exact same situations as his character. She isn't saying "I've got cancer, I can have whatever I want." She's cute, he should do it.

number43
Male, 70 & Over, Asia
 765 Posts
Wednesday, November 16, 2011 5:48:28 PM
Wow I do not understand the hateful comments. She's saying she related to his movie because she's in the exact same situations as his character. She isn't saying "I've got cancer, I can have whatever I want." She's cute, he should do it.

grapehead
Male, 18-29, Western US
 409 Posts
Wednesday, November 16, 2011 11:41:55 AM
Actually the current incubus band does suck, but the older tracks they did before the bassist left were great.

WickedSteak
Male, 18-29, Western US
 323 Posts
Wednesday, November 16, 2011 8:02:41 AM
@ I-am-evil, You're an idiot. Also, Incubus was a great band.

robosnitz
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 2752 Posts
Wednesday, November 16, 2011 3:24:21 AM
I'd share half a quart of warm malt liquor in the park with her, If a blow job was included.

ggolbez
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1945 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 4:22:03 PM
Most likely not terminal cancer. I mean, cancer sucks balls, but playing the cancer card really shouldn't hold as much weight as it does. What if she had AIDs? Wouldn't have the same effect.

kw112
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 238 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 2:40:46 PM
Also it's funny how she thinks she identifies with his character more than anyone else because she is 26. Behold everyone, the only 26 year old out there with cancer.

kw112
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 238 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 2:27:07 PM
Using the cancer card sucks. I don't understand why people use it to get girls/guys. You're basically saying "Yes, I am desperate enough to just straight up ask you for a pity date." It's probably different for someone that just wants to get laid but I think its just stupid. Also, I felt bad using it for stupid poo like getting out of homework. I think the most my cancer card was used was at a concert, and that wasn't even me that was my sister trying to get the security guys to let her take her professional camera in without a press pass.

i-am-evil
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 500 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 2:11:15 PM
@incubus_inc I don't know what it was about what you just said, but I hink you're a douchebag.

Oh, btw, Incubus drating sucks dick. I hope you choke on seaman.

VAJENGA
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 533 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 1:33:14 PM
How about a cup of coffee for me and a cup of chemo for you?

Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 2864 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 12:40:18 PM
he totally can use the "drop dead and die" card

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 12:40:07 PM

"You should try building better relationships in the life that you lead"

@ incubus_inc - you may find that cancer chases a whole lot of people away.
Even the ones you thought you were really close to. I hope you don't learn it, but it's true.





whoa! was I serious for a moment? I'm slipping... I promise
not to let that happen again! Back to being an ass for me!

pmarren
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 4243 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 12:28:42 PM
She's probably got "Cooter Cancer". If you get your dink anywhere near her, her entire vagina will plop on the floor.

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4745 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 12:18:26 PM
That SMILE! I'm in love!

vicious_liar
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1229 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 12:08:24 PM
Gerry1of1
"I had to Google who 'Joseph Gordon-Levitt' is.
When I found out I learned I don't care."

You...What? I'm straight (kinda) and even I think he's cute.

FAKEBACON
Male, 18-29, Canada
 592 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 12:03:29 PM
Don't see what's so bad about it. Doesn't the "Make-A-Wish Foundation" do pretty much the same thing?

markust123
Male, 40-49, Western US
 3784 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 11:59:53 AM
I was stricken with an acute case of the gay. I want to have coffee with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. And by coffee I mean sex.

Justin9325
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 264 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 11:59:11 AM
well luckily @gerry1of1 she wasn't asking Joseph Gordon-Levitt to go on a date with YOU she was asking for HERSELF

incubus_inc
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 955 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 11:58:48 AM
This desperado online crap has got to stop. The internet's ability to stem a form of communication does not change the fact that the famous are still people, and they don't know you. You should try building better relationships in the life that you lead. That is a much better crop to harvest.

evanbartlett
Male, 30-39, Western US
 555 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 11:47:33 AM
She's cute, and appears (at least for the 38 seconds I've known her) to be balanced. If I were him, I'd do it. He has bodyguards, right?

Buiadh
Male, 30-39, Europe
 6653 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 11:47:09 AM
She's cute.

McGovern1981
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 13243 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 11:44:31 AM
It just so happens my penis cures cancer she should hit me up.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 11:25:06 AM

I had to Google who 'Joseph Gordon-Levitt' is.
When I found out I learned I don't care.

half-a-life
Male, 13-17, Western US
 51 Posts
Tuesday, November 15, 2011 11:14:18 AM
Link: Girl Plays The Cancer Card For Date With JG-L [Rate Link] - Lindsey Miller, age 26, has cancer. With that, she asks Joseph Gordon-Levitt out for coffee. Isn't this unfair to JG-L?


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