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The Jizzinator - Sperm Collection Machine

Hits: 19620 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Science | Added by: kitteh9lives
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PtblDuffy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 164 Posts
Thursday, April 28, 2011 4:03:20 PM
nice. good to know somewhere in the world this machine is in somebody's house.... and they use it....

Kiaran123
Male, 30-39, Europe
 114 Posts
Thursday, April 28, 2011 3:39:28 PM
if "a friend of mine" was looking for one these machines, were might he purchase one?

Joeraccoon
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 191 Posts
Thursday, April 28, 2011 2:57:37 PM
Masturbation is the only exercise i get all day, and now i dont even have to do that anymore? No wonder we are all getting fat

MissIndepend
Female, 30-39, S. America
 75 Posts
Thursday, April 28, 2011 2:54:18 PM
Any1 noticed how small the whole on that ting is... no wonder its a Chinese machine. Her finger almost stuck in there

sacramantic
Male, 30-39, Canada
 160 Posts
Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:33:30 PM
ummm it's got a little hole...to small for me!!

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Thursday, April 28, 2011 9:11:08 AM
Does it do laundry ?

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5181 Posts
Thursday, April 28, 2011 7:23:01 AM
"Why would she touch it....?"
Did you REALLY have to ask?

To see how strong the competition is. If it feels real, then...

bridog6996
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 570 Posts
Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:41:33 AM
Considering what it's used for, I would NOT go sticking my finger in that thing.

Katelyn92
Female, 18-29, Canada
 63 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 11:25:45 PM
Why would she touch it....?

I-IS-BORED
Male, 18-29, Canada
 2432 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 10:19:12 PM
without a sandwich dispenser your woman replacer is useless to me

also, why is it one fixed height (among other dimensions...)?

metalhead516
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 58 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 10:10:00 PM
I was thinking about inventing something like that but never did anything about it. They need to invent something smaller that you can hide easily. Where do you put that big machine when you are not using it? What if you have company over? I can't believe someone actually went and had this made. Nice!

Rheaonon
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 366 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 9:24:25 PM
I'll take one.... >.> wat?

Krowley
Male, 30-39, Western US
 692 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 9:23:20 PM
.....

If you had money like that, if 2800 wasn't nothin to you...

... how could you not buy this???

Hell, just for the conversation.

carmium
Female, 50-59, Canada
 6406 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 7:35:04 PM
Gawd, they're probably prying teenage boys off that thing every few minutes.

Mr_Sir
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 581 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 5:18:31 PM
That actually gave me a little bit of chubb

8===D

GreyYes
Female, 18-29, Western US
 420 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 5:03:58 PM
DUDE DONT STICK YOUR FINGER IN THERE D:

architrex
Male, 18-29, Western US
 37 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 2:12:41 PM
FYI, it is Chinese.

ledzeppeloyd
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2304 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 2:04:33 PM
o japan

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 2:01:46 PM
I can see this in every corner of the United States

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24613 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 1:46:14 PM
It looks like an alien

flingspoo
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1006 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 1:34:27 PM
What the hell would posses a person to touch that thing?????
Betcha it's squishy though

Demynted
Male, 30-39, Western US
 78 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:20:52 PM
I almost ordered one of these...then I remembered that I have a wife for this kind of thing. Well that and sandwiches.

RyanHake
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2698 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:08:31 PM
I don't know if I could trust my man piece inside a machine like that..

blounsb999
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 183 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 11:57:07 AM
Is this how you harvest for the recipe book?

a1butcher
Male, 40-49, Canada
 4783 Posts
Wednesday, April 27, 2011 11:45:15 AM
For some reason it reminded me of this old 80s game character!




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