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Is This Really An Alien Autopsy?

Hits: 18558 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Weird | Added by: bordarboy
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Slicktorino
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 87 Posts
Tuesday, December 21, 2010 9:14:36 AM
Yeah, surgical supply store man, buy a damn scalpel and make it look legit...

dielaughing
Female, 13-17, Western US
 130 Posts
Monday, November 22, 2010 12:57:38 AM
I bet that dude felt like an idiot.

romanwho
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 120 Posts
Sunday, November 21, 2010 9:44:54 PM
Who else was expecting him to open his eyes and look at the camera?

Crucible
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1822 Posts
Friday, November 19, 2010 12:51:42 PM
"Why did you think you could take over the world with a white Michael Jackson anyway?"
"DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!"

jamie76
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2336 Posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010 11:41:44 PM
so kitchen gloves and x-acto-knives are how they do autopsies huh...good job making the doll look real (except for the inside) but seriously,why go through all the trouble just to mess it up with such an oversight?

The-Brit
Male, 50-59, Europe
 111 Posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010 6:36:55 PM
Well done but the knife gives it away.

shappy
Male, 18-29, Canada
 758 Posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010 5:11:09 PM
@bibinos it makes sense for all the sensory organs to be placed like that. the being has to be bipedal and have manipulative arms (more than 4 limbs would just use too much brain power than it has to).and for an inteligent enough being, they wouldnt have to be strong, just smart hence the human like head. thats why they always look like humans. in a perverse kinda way i guess.

Gerry1of1
Male, 50-59, Western US
 33910 Posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010 1:36:40 PM
If Skeletor and Valdemort had a child, THIS is what it would look like.
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I want to believe....but I don't.

Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 24489 Posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010 12:59:34 PM
Im calling fake,!

greguire
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 85 Posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010 10:54:51 AM
He doesn't look amused! haha

bibinos
Male, 18-29, Europe
 38 Posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010 10:28:03 AM
Why oh why do aliens have to be human-looking?

If they leaved in a enviromentally hostile(for humans) planet they would have to adapt to that planets conditions. And considering that humans are not so strong,id rather accept a smart roosterroach as aliens.

meepmaker
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 6716 Posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010 8:27:37 AM
Thats Kopnmph. He was just over at the house a couple months ago. He wanted to take one of the dogs but my wife just couldn't part with them. We told him there were some cats at the end of the street and some cows in a field about 10 miles away. He said "Thanks thank Thanks yo you. eArTh Nice. live long and prosper per per." He was a great guy. He gave us a rock when he departed. Not sure what its for but its about the size of a baseball and looks like dirty gold and always has shadows on it. I think its a key to the door or the "Puerta de Hayu Marca"(Gate of the Gods)in Lake Titicaca,Peru. The only problem being Peru is a long way away. I have a job and cant just hop on a flight any time I want. I guess I could have asked Kopnmph and his friends for a ride but you know what they say about riding with strangers. I mean he was a good guy but I didn't want him putting thing up my butt. Well its sad to see him dead but I guess all beings must die. Good bye Kopnmph.

ishkabibbles
Male, 18-29, Western US
 157 Posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:45:39 AM
ya this is so fake... syfy has a show that was able to recreate a supposed "alien encounter" in the woods. They did a remarkable job of debunking all these videos.

fistingisfun
Male, 30-39, Europe
 57 Posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:34:27 AM
Why isn't the guy doing the autopsy dictating his remarks? Also why is the quality of the footage so poor? If this were to be real surely the authorities would be filming in HD to capture as much high quality footage for further study. I'm pretty certain they wouldn't be using cameras that are no better than the average camera phone.

I call fake.

skullgrin
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 915 Posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010 7:27:55 AM
you can tell its rubber lmao

sjay2005
Female, 18-29, Europe
 115 Posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010 4:32:23 AM
Probability of being fake is very high, but if it was a real autopsy I'd be more inclined to say this looked like a very deformed baby, not an alien.

SvampeBob
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3088 Posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010 1:57:28 AM
NOOOOoooooo WHY? he didn't do any thin to you! He just wanted to cross over the rainbow!

ROK9
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1838 Posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010 12:49:11 AM
kinda lame

Ogen
Male, 18-29, Western US
 442 Posts
Thursday, November 18, 2010 12:06:40 AM
@Fartman51 I think on any topic it is hard to take someone named Fartman51 seriously.

But while I think it is a fake as well, because... you know... that little common sense factor. I have to disagree with your opinion that a "tiny little animal" would evolve in such a way as to form a civilization. On Earth, mayhaps that would be true. But we are far from the biggest thing around, in fact we were quite small once too.

Size is totally relative to location, maybe on a different planet we would be considered giants. You really can't know these things.

sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2869 Posts
Wednesday, November 17, 2010 11:37:42 PM
That's not a real alien. It's actually a Leprechaun.

Intaresting
Male, 18-29, Europe
 812 Posts
Wednesday, November 17, 2010 10:31:16 PM
That is an impressively crafted phony.

Fartman51
Male, 13-17, Western US
 66 Posts
Wednesday, November 17, 2010 10:26:04 PM
Okay, I'm no pro at exobiology, but i think that a spacefaring race (which is what we should assume this guy would be from if we're conducting an autopsy on him and assuming it's an alien) would first need to get a good toehold on it's home world before it became technological. To do that, it can't be some tiny little animal, for they would be too busy scurrying amongst the brush escaping large predators to found a civilization. In other words, this little guy is way too small to be practical from an evolutionary point of view. Of course, it could be from a smaller world, but it still has fairly dense bones (marking heavier gravity), as you can see by the effort the surgeon went to to remove the 'rib cage'. So it would need to be from a small yet gravitationally strong world. That, coupled with it landing here, dying, and being dissected, are a few too many coincidences in my opinion.
It's a fake, but a good fake, and it could be something real but of this world.

handys003
Male, 50-59, Western US
 2402 Posts
Wednesday, November 17, 2010 9:25:18 PM
Not really professional in applying surgical techniques. No fluids either in the thoracic cavity either. Plus really no direct overhead lighting to expose the thoracic cavity for direct observation. I would think the military would use a more experienced Medical Corner in a hazmat environment. Nice FX though.

kingpong
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 640 Posts
Wednesday, November 17, 2010 9:15:07 PM
OR does MJ look like an alien? Also, probability would suggest that any extraterrestrial life would not be anthropomorphic, so I'm gonna say fake even though I wish with every fiber of my being that it is real.

stagefreak
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 376 Posts
Wednesday, November 17, 2010 9:02:45 PM
well at least the alien seems to be enjoying it.

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