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Lightning Kills Woman Just Before Fiance Proposes

Hits: 26809 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: Pooptart19
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PierreJeanFR
Male, 40-49, Europe
 1337 Posts
Friday, June 11, 2010 5:47:00 AM
close escape, and maybe the ring atracted the lightning

Webb03
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 168 Posts
Thursday, June 10, 2010 9:53:59 PM
I can't even begin to imagine how hard that would suck.

Catx
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 189 Posts
Thursday, June 10, 2010 10:29:26 AM
There is a God!!! And he is merciful!

pmarren
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 4412 Posts
Thursday, June 10, 2010 8:29:50 AM
I bet the dude talked her into peeing on an electric fence, then made up the lightening story.

Brassbull
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 1608 Posts
Thursday, June 10, 2010 8:09:12 AM
Which means, any lightning strike within 10 kilometers is enetering through your cranium and exiting through your arse.


I might be misinformed, but doesn't lightning shoot up, so it would be up through your arse and out through you cranium? She was ass-raped by God!

I wonder if her last words were "Don't tase me, bro!"


IDK why but I loled.

KucheKlizma
Male, 18-29, Europe
 193 Posts
Thursday, June 10, 2010 7:51:10 AM
I wonder if her last words were "Don't tase me, bro!"

kimkio
Female, 18-29, Europe
 967 Posts
Thursday, June 10, 2010 7:18:52 AM
@Django: i was about to say the same thing dammit xD

and look at how he looks indifferent and in another article the bastard says "i think she wants me to move on and be happy" wtf? how about feeling a little grief?

btw i just remembered and got creeped out: there was a comic book about two friends who look just like them! the boy keeps asking the girl out but she refuses and in the end he kills her and make it look like an accident :s

nielzz
Male, 18-29, Europe
 76 Posts
Thursday, June 10, 2010 7:15:08 AM
he defenetly killed her after she said no.

Django
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 230 Posts
Thursday, June 10, 2010 6:47:15 AM
I think he killed her and made it look like a lightning strike.

_kiersten_
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1678 Posts
Thursday, June 10, 2010 3:52:54 AM
This is just...so f*cking depressing. I mean can you imagine that :/ Thats awful. I feel so bad for the guy.

xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3842 Posts
Thursday, June 10, 2010 2:56:41 AM
LOL davy. i thought the same thing- people this stupid should not be allowed to procreate.

66stang
Male, 18-29, Western US
 226 Posts
Thursday, June 10, 2010 12:59:47 AM
this is God's way of saying not to get married. He should just find some woman he is going to hate in 5 years and give her his house.

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12085 Posts
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 11:45:29 PM
That Blows!!! But why would you go out in the rain in the middle of a field?

Field? Field would be OK. It's called Bald Mountain. Cause it's a mountain, that is bald. Which means, any lightning strike within 10 kilometers is enetering through your cranium and exiting through your arse.

Like I said, I have sympathy, but only up to a point. That point being the border-crossing somewhere between the towns of "Goodwill" and "F*cking Stupidity".

ElMustache
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1622 Posts
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 11:38:20 PM
That Blows!!! But why would you go out in the rain in the middle of a field?

clp2010
Female, 30-39, Western US
 127 Posts
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 11:25:10 PM
You do realize poor guy is going to be too traumatized to ever want to propose ever again :(

SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3770 Posts
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:23:30 PM
mvangild, you just made it so.

Same4Walls
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 351 Posts
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 9:28:36 PM
Wow, I live in Knoxville! How did I miss this?! I work too much...

syke22
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 1137 Posts
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 9:06:47 PM
I would say "shoulda had verison" but i'd probably get struck down sooo.... That's terrible!

mvangild
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 528 Posts
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 9:00:34 PM
I gotta feel sorry for the poor guy. He was doing this stuff for her, going to ask her to marry him, then it's all taken away. Yeah, they shouldn't have been hiking in a thunderstorm, and they shouldn't have been walking along the top of the bald, effectively making themselves the tallest points for miles, it doesn't mean it's any less tragic. If anything, it's more so because it was completely preventable. So, to all of you who either decided to make jokes at their expense because you decided to pass judgement on their intelligence, or to you who think this was a great opportunity to use this story to advance your beliefs on the fallacy of religion, all I can say is I hope you think your post was worth it.

LightShaded
Male, 18-29, Canada
 420 Posts
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 7:31:13 PM
Angelmassb

Get off of i-a-b if you can't say anything nice.

MrsHoneyDew
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 390 Posts
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 7:21:20 PM
@ fabarati
Here is one of the definitions of Irony from Merriam-Webster:
3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result

That isn't what happened here?? This was supposed to be a good memory for the both of them and just as he was about to ask her to marry him, she exclaims how much she enjoys thunder storms and is struck by lightning resulting in her death. Pretty ironic to me.

necrobitch
Female, 18-29, Europe
 468 Posts
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 7:15:25 PM
wow thats freaky
god did it
:O
he struck her down
she shouldnt have said she wanted to grab the sun
the sun is gods. leave it alone to drat.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:57:48 PM
Your God did it

Altaru
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3500 Posts
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:49:36 PM
"Well.. that sure brightened my day. Thanks"
Brightened hers too.
Briefly.
Then it got crispy.


WOW... I feel horrible for laughing, but DAMN that was funny...

Also, I'm led to believe that this post was one of Pmarren's many "coming out" moments when he reveals to everyone that he hates women almost as much as he hates cats.

Seriously, all the others that made insensitive comments at least tried to be funny about it (except maybe Paco). Then he comes along...

TonyNaef
Male, 18-29, Western US
 85 Posts
Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:30:14 PM
PacoP42, I'M the sickest most twisted bastard I've ever met and I even I can't laugh at this one.

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