 mithraela
Female, 18-29, Western US
 536 Posts
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010 4:16:59 AM
Yeah, totally. The ancient goddess carvings always remind me of a plucked chicken. Oh and I'd like to see someone fit that first vibrator into a purse, discreetly. You'd need an over the shoulder carrying bag. It'd be kind of rippin' to carry that thing down the street in a shoulder bag with the dildo part sticking out, spinning like crazy. That'd be a cure for hysteria, right there. |
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 UniqueKaos
Female, 18-29, Western US
19 Posts
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Monday, May 24, 2010 9:56:45 PM
how hilarious. a dildo is supposed to cure hysteria. how hysterical. xD |
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 shadowtube
Male, 13-17, Canada
253 Posts
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Monday, May 24, 2010 12:47:46 PM
rofl kitteh9lives |
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 MrsPoods
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
549 Posts
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Sunday, May 23, 2010 8:46:52 PM
I remember visiting a sex museum in Los Angeles, and it had a line-up of historical apparatuses. As for the future, there was an "interactive" exhibit featuring a silver appendage, and a warning: I grabbed the thing, and it fekkin' shocked me! If this is where sex toys are going, count me out. |
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 paulyshore
Female, 18-29, Canada
90 Posts
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Sunday, May 23, 2010 6:27:13 PM
why is the fake vulva censored but not the dildo? |
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 kitteh9lives
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
994 Posts
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Sunday, May 23, 2010 5:01:07 PM
for all the people who couldn't envision the sexy chicken:
 |
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 GothicQueen
Male, 13-17, Africa
4412 Posts
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Sunday, May 23, 2010 2:09:04 PM
Fleshlights make me giggle. |
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 Mikeado
Male, 18-29, Europe
2179 Posts
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Sunday, May 23, 2010 8:32:39 AM
Wow, Germans are dirty. |
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 IssaTheFiend
Female, 18-29, Western US
2362 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 11:29:03 PM
Goat eyelids for a rooster ring. .talk about boner killer. |
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 AndelleRae
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
839 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 11:22:28 PM
"the first pornographic statue looks like a sexy chicken, anybody else seeing this?"
LOL. I thought the same thing. I actually thought it was a chicken at first, until I actually read the accompanying paragraph. |
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 sourkrauter
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
899 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 9:21:55 PM
lol all the way through this one |
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 Mweebles
Female, 18-29, Southern US
1662 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 9:09:29 PM
One time I was in the 'tween' section at borders and I picked up this little black book I saw sitting by the twilight books. it was called 'sex for dummies' |
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 howlingwolf
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1359 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 7:50:47 PM
@cobrakiller,
Come on, your not fooling anyone. You knew the name... |
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 DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2764 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 6:45:23 PM
wow... i once found a kama sutra at a book store and my dad was like, put it down!!! |
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 gorgack2000
Male, 13-17, Europe
4702 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 6:10:58 PM
Nazis invented sex dolls.
What. |
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 Runemang
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
613 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 5:20:10 PM
what toxiiq said - the first is not a sex toy or pornography, it's a goddess figurine. Keep in mind that in those days, female = baby makers, hence the exaggerated breasts, abdomen and genitals with all other anatomical features poorly defined or outright omitted. |
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 whipsmart
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
669 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 4:19:11 PM
I like how the fleshlight is censored.
And kitteh, I was thinking the same thing. lol sexy chickens. |
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 Cajun247
Male, 18-29, Southern US
9511 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 4:00:31 PM
1941:
I will never think of the Waffen SS the way I used to...
...ever again. |
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 duffytoler
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
5220 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 2:56:21 PM
The steam-powered dildo from 1869, ok, yeah, that's a milestone (obviously) - but how did the "Fleshlight" wind up on this list? |
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 AppleBlue
Female, 18-29, Australia
119 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 2:28:49 PM
i always wondered what they used to use for lube, and now i know! |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
23998 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 2:21:48 PM
Here is a more detailed history - reading this i thought, that cant be all, so i dug a little deeper and found this link |
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kitteh9lives
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
994 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 2:16:17 PM
the first pornographic statue looks like a sexy chicken, anybody else seeing this? |
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kitteh9lives
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
994 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 2:13:51 PM
1998 was a good year.....yup it was. |
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 util
Male, 18-29, Canada
138 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 1:33:39 PM
That's it, I'm moving to paleolithic. |
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 theJayCub
Male, 13-17, Europe
45 Posts
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Saturday, May 22, 2010 1:19:29 PM
like some guys before me:
*facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* |
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