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Reminder: Good Guys Always Finish Last [Pic]

Hits: 44236 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Misc. | Added by: fancylad
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DaisyDope
Female, 13-17, Europe
 301 Posts
Wednesday, April 14, 2010 7:49:07 AM
Sexy nice guys aren't availible to women. They are gay.

stephg08
Female, 18-29, Canada
 200 Posts
Sunday, April 11, 2010 8:26:57 PM
this is so true unfortunately.

geekkittie
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 24 Posts
Sunday, April 11, 2010 12:45:45 PM
Sometimes the "nice guy" fallacy is nothing more than an excuse for guys who want a woman way out of their league, and believe they're entitled to a certain kind of ideal.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5196 Posts
Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:09:51 AM
5

She sits next to him.
He asks:
"What is the truth?"

"I broke us."
"Yes. You did.
I'm not the father that left you or
The boyfriend that treated you badly.
I'm the person that worked
To give you 'nice.'
What did you give that person
In the end?"
"The sound of keys in the empty house.
I heard it too."

Later that night
They made out near
The fireplace.
The room did not seem so empty.
It was filled with light.
He was facing East.

Code.

joee182
Male, 18-29, Western US
 83 Posts
Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:09:04 AM
i dont understand this. women want bad boys but when the bad boys treat them bad they hate it. why not just play it safe and go with the sexy nice guys


Agreed.

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5196 Posts
Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:08:41 AM
4

Another day,
While he is on a line with a divorce attorney
She texts: "I want to die."
"Just come by."
He is facing North.

She arrives quickly.
"Wouldn't it be nice?"
"Sensible people don't move away from each other. They move closer together.
We HAD nice.
You threw nice away."
"I was afraid."
"Yeah. Nice clean house in the suburbs
Is pretty frightening.
Just listen to those vicious birds chirping."

He invites her to the patio
Sitting on the bench
He says:
"This is a bad idea."

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5196 Posts
Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:07:14 AM
3
She send him e-mail every other day.
Each note corresponds to a stage of grief.
She asks to come back but
Trying not to be rude,
He responds saying

He won't be with someone that
Doesn't know how to enjoy a peaceful existence.
After signing off
He realizes that
He no longer has a reason
To retire.

He cleans the kitchen.
"Oh! The inside of the oven is supposed to be shiny!"
Associating the cleansing with inner catharsis,
He has the carpet cleaned.
As the cleaner is leaving,
He tells the cleaner about the effect.

"So, my wife left me and I should clean the carpet?"
"No. You should go try to get your wife back and get the eff out of this town.
If it becomes time to clean the carpet,
You'll know because your house will look like this."
*Points to big, dark, empty living room, cluster of possessions fitting in less than 100sqft.*

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5196 Posts
Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:06:23 AM
2
"Alway stand in the light of truth
No matter how bitter."

He leaves the apartment.
Not hungry, he buys a hamburger.
It is very bitter.
He's facing west.

He still loves her but
Watching someone self-destruct is painful and
Being a part of it is more painful.
Rather than beg her to stay
He puts out her things.

In a 1200sqft apt
All of his own things fit in 100sqft.

He shops for furniture.
Everything in the world is designed for couples.
He buys none.
It's just too painful.

He shops for food.
Everything in the world is designed for a family.
It is also painful.
He thinks: "This must be why people drink."

CodeJockey
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 5196 Posts
Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:02:09 AM
When a man loves a woman...

1
They get married and
Live together for 15 years and
It's good for a bit but
While he builds a career
She becomes increasingly paranoid.

She won't let him be too close but
She won't let him work in peace and
Her schizophrenic jealousy
Begins encroaching his career.

She drops indications
That she plans on moving.
Discretely, he makes an inference
To how life was before they met which
Ends with:
"There is nothing lonelier than the sound of keys falling in an empty house."
Paranoid, she fails to put 2 and 2 together,
Taking the inference to mean that he sees no difference
Between when they are together and when they are apart.

He returns home from work on 10-13.
She informs him she has found another apartment.
"Are you leaving?"
It is 6:43pm. He is facing South.

Weeping openly
He tells her
"Always stand in th

shizzamX
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2835 Posts
Saturday, April 10, 2010 10:27:38 PM
this is always in baww threads on /b/ T_T

xbx214
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 855 Posts
Saturday, April 10, 2010 5:42:04 PM
Good question wertiana, Just ask about 70-85% of girls on the planet that question I have myself and its just inpossible to figure out those pm machines...

TrixyGlitz
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 12 Posts
Saturday, April 10, 2010 4:23:22 PM
Feel up in block 3

wereallboned
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 260 Posts
Saturday, April 10, 2010 3:05:35 PM
This may work with the sorority girls but real people like someone who cares for them

zmeace
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 809 Posts
Saturday, April 10, 2010 2:33:01 PM
i dont understand this. women want bad boys but when the bad boys treat them bad they hate it. why not just play it safe and go with the sexy nice guys

Thorgrimmer
Male, 18-29, Asia
 180 Posts
Saturday, April 10, 2010 12:12:00 PM
Women want one man to meet their every need, men want every woman to meet their one need.

wertiana
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 222 Posts
Saturday, April 10, 2010 12:02:18 PM
I don't think this is too accurate. At least with me, I don't like bad boys.
Why would a girl want to be treated badly?

IQover
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1046 Posts
Saturday, April 10, 2010 8:55:52 AM
He is like At teh end :( Poor him :(

coolatindude
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 27 Posts
Saturday, April 10, 2010 8:31:34 AM
thats so sad but true i gotta be more of a badass nice guys finish last thats life:)

Crawdaddy197
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 354 Posts
Saturday, April 10, 2010 6:56:37 AM
"Women want someone they can change, not a finished product."

You sir are absolutely correct.

SamVimes
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 619 Posts
Saturday, April 10, 2010 4:00:28 AM
The reason this is wrong is that he never would have made it that far. Women want someone they can change, not a finished product.

Plus, if he liked it, then he should have put a ring on it.

RecycleElf
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3632 Posts
Saturday, April 10, 2010 2:52:41 AM
@Handsompod
.......Apploud =)

trp712
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2223 Posts
Saturday, April 10, 2010 2:36:08 AM
all only date douchebags


The vast, vast majority of 14 year olds ARE douchebags. Men and women. Chin up, Shoes.

Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1105 Posts
Saturday, April 10, 2010 12:17:49 AM
emzrok, that's the point. You ARE two different people. Just because someone wants to get on with their own life doesn't mean they aren't interested in you. They just have priorities for themselves as we all do. You shouldn't have to stop being yourself to be with someone. As a teeneager you're still growing into the person you're going to be and will be for some years. Same for him. It's all about understanding, tolerance, support and friendship. Thats what makes real love not selfish wants and needs. Go pick up the phone if you miss him.

Flibmeister
Female, 18-29, Europe
 840 Posts
Saturday, April 10, 2010 12:00:54 AM
dreadqueen00: yup. me too. i had to meet* quite a few lumps of coal** to finally realise what a good thing I'd got when i met the one diamond***.

* have random and often crappy sex with
** fracking drat-heads
*** Mr Flibmeister; married 5 years, together for 8.

dreadqueen00
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 333 Posts
Friday, April 09, 2010 9:17:32 PM
I think girls have to date the bad guy first to appreciate the good guy. At least that's how it was for me. But it depends, of course.

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