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Ninja Skills Are The Answer To Everything [Pic]

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Atomaton
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 98 Posts
Monday, December 07, 2009 2:54:48 AM
ladyObored, this note was left on someone's door. that means the ninja picked this person for training. you dont find the ninja...the ninja finds you

xtreme_dude
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1376 Posts
Saturday, December 05, 2009 11:35:49 PM
Awesome.

ladyObored
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 408 Posts
Friday, December 04, 2009 4:56:58 PM
how can you find a really ninja? I thought those lessons were like secret, because of the nature of what is taught.

Skreshavik
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1288 Posts
Friday, December 04, 2009 9:11:19 AM
FumblingMala, I care =p
Even know a chunk of the poisoning methods they used and how the modern day CIA uses them ((can't find the original though =( ))

Sistarose
Female, 30-39, Australia
 372 Posts
Friday, December 04, 2009 3:45:39 AM
The problem Ninja training is a true ninja is impossible to find.

FumblingMala
Male, 18-29, Western US
 56 Posts
Friday, December 04, 2009 2:23:08 AM
NightHack your going off of a book you can get on Amazon, come on.

Ninja descended from practitioners of wanderers wushu. Yeah their main use was to gather information, but their combat techniques were definitely not jiujitsu; that wouldn't make sense logically because if you are discovered you can't fight while taking a guy to the ground. Rather, they used qinna and shuaijiao coupled with poisoning tactics (nails laced with poison etc) and covert, disposable weapons. All of this in japanese terms that I wouldn't know.

Not that any of you give a poo xD


Keitarohusky
Male, 13-17, Australia
 132 Posts
Friday, December 04, 2009 2:05:29 AM
I'd accept if it was urban legend kind of ninja. But it isn't so... Not interested in going through 4 years of repeated training to learn how to defend yourself against a man with a large stick... Really. I did 6 years of martial arts and thats all I learn from it.

Lonley_girl
Female, 13-17, Canada
 138 Posts
Thursday, December 03, 2009 6:49:16 PM
seriously, i always thought plural ninja was ninji like ya know plural dice is die. i guess i was wrong

NightHack
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 204 Posts
Thursday, December 03, 2009 6:21:58 PM
The actual REAL truth about ninja: Samurai with an additional set of skills. They were most saboteurs and riflemen, but also used psychological warfare and were employed as spies and guards. The hollywood fantasy of the ninja has built them up to be something way bigger than what they actually were.
Oh, and "ninja training?" It's Jiu Jitsu, the same as Samurai... because that's what they were. Farmers were conscripted soldiers, usually spearmen or archers, never samurai and never ninja.
Source: http://www.amazon.com/Ninpo-Secrets-Phil...

BrimstoneOne
Male, 30-39, Canada
 2239 Posts
Thursday, December 03, 2009 1:46:59 PM
Ah Florida the dick of America, and where California and Texas are the butt cheeks

BrimstoneOne
Male, 30-39, Canada
 2239 Posts
Thursday, December 03, 2009 1:42:37 PM
someone out to make a quick buck off a sucker or two from the looks of it

hatti369
Female, 18-29, Western US
 88 Posts
Thursday, December 03, 2009 10:24:52 AM
real ninja training! lol why don't they just say ninjustsu? probably some rapist.

The-Sentinel
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1166 Posts
Thursday, December 03, 2009 9:28:28 AM
Ninja were mainly farmers. Also, Ninja is singular and plural, so no ninjas people :P

waffle247
Male, 18-29, Europe
 383 Posts
Thursday, December 03, 2009 5:26:09 AM
"ninja's in medieval times were like the shoguns slaves."

wut? what was your source on this? :S


BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5245 Posts
Thursday, December 03, 2009 3:55:32 AM
:P

fancylady
Female, 30-39, Canada
 870 Posts
Wednesday, December 02, 2009 11:11:02 PM
uncertain times hey ,I'll stick with my bear spray and taser.

unbanned
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1003 Posts
Wednesday, December 02, 2009 8:41:38 PM
ninja's in medieval times were like the shoguns slaves..

Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Wednesday, December 02, 2009 8:31:28 PM
I'd study Genjutsu like there was no tomorrow.

gatorade777
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1201 Posts
Wednesday, December 02, 2009 8:04:28 PM
lol Paul

OMGitsJASON
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 178 Posts
Wednesday, December 02, 2009 6:54:45 PM
the type of Martial arts those people should be leraning is called Ninjitsu, im currently training in it and it takes lot of vigorus training and be a master of getting outa tight spots

Bananamaster
Male, 13-17, Western US
 8 Posts
Wednesday, December 02, 2009 6:44:24 PM
Its all about the samurai.screw ninjas

p0l4r21
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 505 Posts
Wednesday, December 02, 2009 6:29:43 PM
Paul1582 you just couldn't have said it any better.

B-Hazard
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2981 Posts
Wednesday, December 02, 2009 6:13:55 PM
-I hate the phrase "uncertain times." When the hell is life or society ever "certain???"

After you become a ninja. -

tou-f*ckin-ché


Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 15498 Posts
Wednesday, December 02, 2009 6:02:08 PM
One FREE Lesson...

Is a trap!


heartx3jess
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1576 Posts
Wednesday, December 02, 2009 4:59:34 PM
I don't need lessons. I'm already a ninja.

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