 sandybella
Female, 18-29, Western US
 5 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 10:14:51 AM
This 1 had me on the floor! Sorry...Stand up to him, he's your dad. Everytime I call the house he talks to me in a creepy old man sleezy voice. And why does he insist on giving me a hug and picking me up and cradeling me every time I come over? There just something weird and molesterish about him....that's my apolo.gy |
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sandybella
Female, 18-29, Western US
5 Posts
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Thursday, November 05, 2009 10:13:28 AM
Mayb so but failblog, apolo.gy, and fml are my go to dailies |
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 Lynea
Female, 13-17, Western US
229 Posts
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Wednesday, November 04, 2009 6:15:27 PM
Pretty much all of these are fake. Bad rip off of FML. |
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sandybella
Female, 18-29, Western US
5 Posts
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Tuesday, November 03, 2009 6:29:41 PM
LMAO! "Sorry...All I remember from that is that I threw up down the back of your blouse only after you told me you werent going to pull over...that's my apolo.gy"
What kind of apology was that! |
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 dlsycix
Male, 13-17, Southern US
5 Posts
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Tuesday, November 03, 2009 5:50:25 PM
Sorry...In 3rd grade, I didn't know what a swastika meant. I saw it on TV. I still feel bad about asking my Jewish art teacher to paint one on my face during carnival day....that's my apolo.gynow he might not go to hell |
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 Dfaulted
Male, 13-17, Canada
1614 Posts
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Tuesday, November 03, 2009 4:55:10 PM
"Sorry...That i told you that you had the biggest penis i'd ever seen. I was sixteen and a virgin, so it wasn't totally untrue. Now that I'm older i can honestly say your johnson is positivley microscopic. sorry. truth hurts don't it?...that's my apolo.gy" Pfft owned |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
1114 Posts
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Tuesday, November 03, 2009 11:47:00 AM
lamo! |
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 chelseycake
Female, 13-17, Western US
81 Posts
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Tuesday, November 03, 2009 5:32:28 AM
bookmarked, definitely |
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sandybella
Female, 18-29, Western US
5 Posts
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Tuesday, November 03, 2009 12:56:57 AM
LOL, bc I-am-bored.com gods have a strict anti-douchebag policy. apolo.gy cracks me the f up and so do u metalic tehehehe |
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 MetalicDemon
Male, 13-17, Europe
1183 Posts
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Monday, November 02, 2009 1:04:37 PM
how come shiit like this gets on, but funny and entertaining stuff i upload, never make it |
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sandybella
Female, 18-29, Western US
5 Posts
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Monday, November 02, 2009 1:52:03 AM
This one made me lol :))) Sorry...My butthole and jaws are extremely sore. Theres 3 naked men in my bed. 2 of them are midgets sleeping in the fetal position. Used condoms in the aquarium. A webcam turned on and pointing at my bed. Please God have none of this documented on the internet and I'll never drink again. I don't remember ANYTHING and I'm not even Gay!...that's my apolo.gy |
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 Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
2594 Posts
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 10:15:35 PM
Lazyme/Vitality:FML is just a non Christian version of many of those confession sites that have been up since the late 80s. |
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 Sparkly
Female, 30-39, Canada
237 Posts
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 9:16:39 PM
Haha, NegativeOne, good one! |
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 LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
4881 Posts
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 8:55:01 PM
Yea and the site also lags badly. Its not uploading my anti-pology. |
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LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
4881 Posts
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 8:54:26 PM
That's like a really, really sh*tty Christian-oriented version of FML with no moderation to cut out horrible grammar. No thanks.
Now that I think of it. You're right. This site blows, even if it is just a joke. Why would you post such crap IAB? Oh. right... But I mean what's next? Ads? |
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 Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
2488 Posts
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 7:50:32 PM
Or you can just print this out and give it to the fu*ker personally.
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 vitaliy
Male, 13-17, Western US
1467 Posts
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 4:09:52 PM
That's like a really, really sh*tty Christian-oriented version of FML with no moderation to cut out horrible grammar. No thanks. |
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 opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
14283 Posts
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 3:58:21 PM
You know how decades used to have trends and little niches, or memes? I think now due to increased speed on cultural and technological development that decade time frame has become just a few years... and that these whole FML, GMH, MLIA, and now Apolo.gy websites are a periodic cultural trend. |
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 Sahjan
Female, 13-17, Europe
175 Posts
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 2:58:09 PM
LMFAO omg, this site is awesome! But most of those apologies are probably BS |
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 starshimmer
Female, 18-29, Canada
59 Posts
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 2:05:33 PM
i like this one: Sorry...Of course I wasn't about to give you a sweatshirt and pants to wear this morning. I recorded everything I could of your walk of shame from my apartment wearing your Stawberry Shortcake outfit. Halloween is my favorite :)...that's my apolo.gy |
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 Silverfalcon
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
109 Posts
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 2:00:27 PM
"Sorry...Last night I took home a one night stand and after I took his underwear off I stared at his penis for at least a minute before I uttered, "wheres the rest of it????" That was insensitive and scarring I guess..." |
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 Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
1889 Posts
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 1:33:14 PM
"wow the website is a copy paste of FML, but instead of people telling embrassing stories it is people begging for forgiveness"Except half the stories on apolo.gy are BS. The awesome unique concept of FML is ruined by people lying. What made FML was the hoardes of believable stories it emitted at first. Now it's almost nothing but extravagant tall tales. |
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p0l4r21
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
77 Posts
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 12:32:18 PM
"Sorry...I asked you to nibble on my neck while we were making love. I turned the lights out to make it romantic. Honestly I didn't know that the huge zit on my neck would pop in your mouth because you couldnt see it while nibbling on my neck...that's my apolo.gy"This one made me lol |
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p0l4r21
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
77 Posts
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 12:24:23 PM
"Sorry...I had no idea your nickname would tramatize you. Johnny "the molelester" wasn't designed to ostrasize you around campus. You have a pet "Mole" named "Lester" so your Johnny the "MoleLester". If it makes you feel better I think your penis might be tiny but at least its adorable...that's my apolo.gy"Ok this one was epic |
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 crimsonattck
Male, 18-29, Western US
262 Posts
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 12:15:28 PM
its one elaborate joke rite. |
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