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Things Cats Would Say if They Could Talk [Graph]

Hits: 24003 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: hetfield
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woohooitsme
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 374 Posts
Wednesday, November 18, 2009 3:18:53 PM
i can relate, lolz

VikingHB
Male, 30-39, Europe
 5 Posts
Wednesday, November 04, 2009 10:52:19 PM

Nutimik
Male, 18-29, Europe
 16 Posts
Tuesday, November 03, 2009 8:59:33 AM
dogs stink, they're loud and are always in the way. i'd rather have a warm cat on my feet while i'm in bed.

hannahbry27
Female, 13-17, Western US
 105 Posts
Sunday, November 01, 2009 9:53:43 PM
I can't decide if I would be so much happier if they'd spelled "disappointed" right, or if that just adds to the effect...

odeed
Male, 18-29, Australia
 368 Posts
Sunday, November 01, 2009 2:49:33 AM
"That's good. Cats are pets for lazy people."

Dogs are for people who crave attention.


chelseycake
Female, 13-17, Western US
 81 Posts
Saturday, October 31, 2009 12:55:20 PM
lmfaooo

Sahjan
Female, 13-17, Europe
 175 Posts
Saturday, October 31, 2009 11:27:58 AM
LOOL @Samuelsoon

Frogtango
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1592 Posts
Saturday, October 31, 2009 4:43:38 AM
They missed out the massive chunk of 'For this.... you will die in your sleep'

Samsonite219
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 442 Posts
Saturday, October 31, 2009 3:18:05 AM
if my cat could talk hed probably get kicked a lot more than he already does

Willowpuff
Female, 18-29, Europe
 2142 Posts
Saturday, October 31, 2009 3:14:18 AM
@jakob and trp712


That.


moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 978 Posts
Friday, October 30, 2009 9:37:28 PM
How on earth does this make cats disappointing? I think this would just make cats cooler than the other side of the pillow.


Samuelsoon
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 197 Posts
Friday, October 30, 2009 8:29:52 PM
Cats are like that troubled child that everyone knows will eventually figure his poo out and change the world.

Dogs are that kid where its considered a good day if he doesn't mess up his ABC's


trp712
Male, 13-17, Australia
 1413 Posts
Friday, October 30, 2009 4:37:15 PM
Amen to that, Jakob.

If cats could talk....put it this way, dogs have masters, cats have slaves.


jakob
Male, 13-17, Europe
 167 Posts
Friday, October 30, 2009 3:51:39 PM
wtf if cats could talk...they wouldnt. theyre way to cool to talk. dogs are a different story, dogs would just talk and talk and talk look ive done this, do this do that, feed me, pay attention to me blahblahblah

CATS>DOGS


JUGGALETTEx0
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 209 Posts
Friday, October 30, 2009 3:44:00 PM
my puppy is a little sweet heart....of course she'll occasionally tear something up and we'll have to clean it up but when we're sad she comes right up to us and shes soft and warm and easy to cuddle with....oh how i love my sweet lil husky :)

Dfaulted
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1614 Posts
Friday, October 30, 2009 3:36:58 PM
wow why everyone hating on cats my dog is an idiot and does way more damage to the house than my 2 cats have

JUGGALETTEx0
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 209 Posts
Friday, October 30, 2009 3:35:42 PM
i've had cats...i don't like em. they're good for when you're old and senile and just want something to keep you company but they're boring and don't do much

lukeforv123
Male, 18-29, Western US
 112 Posts
Friday, October 30, 2009 3:30:36 PM
My cat would say "feed me you rotten slave!"

Haushinka
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 61 Posts
Friday, October 30, 2009 2:57:36 PM
Cats are my peoples, and I am looking forward to being a cat lady already 8-] If you don't own cats it's hard to see how hilarious they can be - they can have quite the personality.

lukas1051
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2306 Posts
Friday, October 30, 2009 2:47:49 PM
Forget Christians vs Atheists or Obama lovers vs Obama haters... I think cats vs dogs are some of the most heated arguements on the internet.

I think if cats could talk, Garfield is exactly what most cats would be like.


Hayllee
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 335 Posts
Friday, October 30, 2009 2:35:35 PM
Cat's don't seem to have diverse personalitys though. But of course, I've never had one.

I vote for dogs in this unofficial I-A-B poll. :P


RedNaleX
Male, 13-17, Europe
 25 Posts
Friday, October 30, 2009 2:29:20 PM
I should get myself a cat...

sfcg
Male, 30-39, Western US
 338 Posts
Friday, October 30, 2009 1:29:54 PM
And I know many cats who are much friendlier than many dogs. Although I know a lot of unfriendly dogs.... They still like me though, cause I'm awesome.

sfcg
Male, 30-39, Western US
 338 Posts
Friday, October 30, 2009 1:28:47 PM
lol. You are all animalist. I like cats and dogs equally... and squirrels.... and girraffes..... and.... oh never mind.

shunpo_31
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1308 Posts
Friday, October 30, 2009 1:16:57 PM
cats DO make you earn their love.

*earn* love.

...and that doesn't strike anyone else as a bit problematic? maybe it's just me.


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