 i-am-bo-red
Male, 13-17, Western US
 114 Posts
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Sunday, November 01, 2009 1:22:18 AM
I had to get a catheter inserted into my, ahem... yeah, when i got alchohal poisoning. It hurt to pee for about 2 weeks. |
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 cunegonde
Female, 30-39, Southern US
121 Posts
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Saturday, October 31, 2009 1:34:51 AM
I had no idea they teach medical students how to insert catheters (or place emesis basins under patients' chins for that matter), since the minute they get the big "MD" behind their names they scream for a nurse to do it and run out of the room. Seems like med schools could use the time more efficiently to teach more classes on topics like "Surgey causes no pain whatsoever and any patient who complains is a drug-seeking pussy", and "Left leg, right leg, who gives a f*ck, the patient has insurance, right?" and stuff like that. |
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cunegonde
Female, 30-39, Southern US
121 Posts
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Saturday, October 31, 2009 1:33:35 AM
I had no idea they teach medical students how to insert cathters (or place emesis basins under patients' chins for that matter), since the minute they get the big "MD" behind their names they scream for a nurse to do it and run out of the room. Seems like they could use the time more efficiently to teach more on how "surgey causes no pain whatsoever and any patient who complains is a drug-seeking pussy", and "Left leg, right leg, who gives a f*ck, the patient has insurance, right?" and stuff like that. |
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cunegonde
Female, 30-39, Southern US
121 Posts
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Saturday, October 31, 2009 1:33:12 AM
I had no idea thay teach medical students how to insert cathters (or place emesis basins under patients' chins for that matter), since the minute they get the big "MD" behind their names they scream for a nurse to do it and run out of the room. Seems like they could use the time more efficiently to teach more on how "surgey causes no pain whatsoever and any patient who complains is a drug-seeking pussy", and "Left leg, right leg, who gives a f*ck, the patient has insurance, right?" and stuff like that. |
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 sbeelz
Male, 30-39, Western US
122 Posts
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Friday, October 30, 2009 12:31:37 PM
I hope I never have to have a catheter inserted. One time though, I was assisting a nurse to insert a foley catheter at the senior care facility where I used to work, and the guy shouted out "What's so wonderful about this anyway!" I had to try so hard not to laugh. I mean, I felt for the guy, but the insinuation that we had told him that getting a cath inserted was going to be "wonderful" was too much for me- I almost lost it and busted out laughing. I guess you had to be there. |
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 MetalicDemon
Male, 13-17, Europe
1183 Posts
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Friday, October 30, 2009 9:11:40 AM
thats not even funny |
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 McGovern1981
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1264 Posts
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Friday, October 30, 2009 6:47:39 AM
There's nothing funny about getting a catheter nothing it sucks really really bad. |
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 TheSharpest
Male, 13-17, S. America
1202 Posts
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Friday, October 30, 2009 5:12:45 AM
"Most med students know how to spell "tough""Most med students don't speak 2 languages. "Yes, because finding English speaking people in the USofA is so "though"." Yes, because redirecting your sight a couple of degrees to the left just to find out I am not, in fact, from the USofA or any English speaking country is also pretty "though"
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 boomerang05
Female, 18-29, Australia
15153 Posts
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Friday, October 30, 2009 1:05:18 AM
ha ha. lol |
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 jtrebowski
Male, 40-49, Southern US
236 Posts
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Friday, October 30, 2009 12:52:33 AM
LOL@ (not with) the losers who jumped on "TheSharpest" for a typo. Wow. (of course, pmarren doesn't surprise me) |
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 Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
1889 Posts
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Friday, October 30, 2009 12:27:45 AM
"because I typoed an extra letter in a language that I barely have the chance to use?"Yes, because finding English speaking people in the USofA is so "though". |
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 BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
2111 Posts
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:55:37 PM
LOL what XD |
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 bumbleBB
Female, 18-29, Canada
289 Posts
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 10:04:25 PM
LOL CHRIST CHEX!!! So true. I'm glad our Dummys don't smile. And dogmn7, I have no idea what you're talking about, because it is certainly not common practice to have to expell anything you're alluding to. |
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 christchex97
Female, 18-29, Western US
60 Posts
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 9:14:48 PM
If i had to have peri care and a puke basin i wouldnt have a smile on my face like the dummy has
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 pmarren
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
1467 Posts
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 8:25:00 PM
TheSharpest, um... hard news... Most med students know how to spell "tough". Moron.Not so sharp after all now are we? |
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 ada_baby
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
251 Posts
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 7:29:15 PM
yay pharmacy! |
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 Dogmrn7
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
20 Posts
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 7:26:44 PM
If you think thats bad some times you have to actually make the patient relive other bodily fluids. Not urine. If you catch my drift. |
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 LemonTarte
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
900 Posts
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 6:54:32 PM
Yeah, I actually figured it out once I saw that you were from South America. I remember now that the system there is a bit different.And you're right, in the system here we have to go through pre-med before entering medical school. Luckily I'll be going into pharmacy. |
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 jnxxsds
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
13 Posts
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 6:24:55 PM
he doesn't look like he's enjoying it O.o |
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 AcidicLemons
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
232 Posts
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 5:33:16 PM
Hahaha. I hope I can take a sexy picture like this when I get in med school. ;) |
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 OmgZelda
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
500 Posts
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 5:22:14 PM
Is she practicing catheterizing that dummy? Looks like it would be a condom cath, judging by her right hand. |
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TheSharpest
Male, 13-17, S. America
1202 Posts
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 5:21:05 PM
I'll be 18 in just a couple of weeks. I don't know how the American college system works for Medicine (you have to do a pre-med program and then actually study medicine? I don't know), but yeah, because of where my birthday lands I graduated at 17 this year.
Also cem "the nit-picker" 5202, really? An extra "h"? Do you really think I don't have a high school level education because I typoed an extra letter in a language that I barely have the chance to use? |
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 cem5202
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
35 Posts
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 4:10:01 PM
I think ur right LemonTarte, TheSharpest is definately not in college. He can't even spell tough. Plus the 13-17 range thing. |
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 rushian
Female, 18-29, Canada
3 Posts
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 4:08:53 PM
@ LemonTarte: My sister will graduate at 17, just because of when her birthday happens to be. There's also the possibility that the information hasn't been updated or is incorrect - I actually think mine is. |
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LemonTarte
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
900 Posts
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Thursday, October 29, 2009 3:40:59 PM
TheSharpest, your profile says you're still in the 13-17 age range which means you're not out of high school yet. Are you sure you're a med student? -_- |
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