 PlatinumKate
Female, 18-29, Canada
 483 Posts
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Sunday, October 25, 2009 8:05:47 AM
I recently received the most depressing fortune cookie: Enjoy your own company, if you don't, who will? |
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 Arbniter20
Male, 13-17, Southern US
67 Posts
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Saturday, October 24, 2009 6:39:24 PM
ive had two funny fortune cookies that ive remembered:Brush your teeth or you will lose them and Promote literacy! Buy a box of fortune cookies today! |
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 plague39
Male, 13-17, Europe
8 Posts
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Friday, October 23, 2009 8:22:04 AM
Worst thing to find in a fortune cookie- "that wasnt chicken" |
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 MetalicDemon
Male, 13-17, Europe
1183 Posts
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Friday, October 23, 2009 8:18:50 AM
wow, that has deep meaning to it |
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 vorpalsword
Male, 13-17, Western US
535 Posts
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Thursday, October 22, 2009 10:08:10 PM
id like this fortune
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 Lillei
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
3 Posts
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Thursday, October 22, 2009 9:29:11 PM
My favorite fortune: "It tastes sweet." |
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 Blitzdrache
Male, 13-17, Southern US
152 Posts
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Thursday, October 22, 2009 5:07:02 PM
LMAO SUPER NOOB |
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SuperN00B
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
7 Posts
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Thursday, October 22, 2009 5:05:54 PM
Confucius Say: Man who stand on toilet high on pot. |
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 gorgack2000
Male, 13-17, Europe
2426 Posts
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Thursday, October 22, 2009 5:55:09 AM
Does anyone remember when fortune cookies actually had fortunes in them? |
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Toppunk
Male, 18-29, Asia
126 Posts
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Thursday, October 22, 2009 3:35:01 AM
Who eats fortune cookies anyway? |
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 HQampersand
Male, 18-29, Western US
30 Posts
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Thursday, October 22, 2009 2:53:21 AM
Good Lord! Those Asians know everything... oh wait... |
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 pinkflyd25
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
142 Posts
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 11:39:57 PM
HOLY poo! I GOT THAT SAME FORTUNE TWO WEEKS AGO!!!!!! NO LIE |
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 xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
1219 Posts
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 11:22:10 PM
lol very preachy cookie |
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 hi2pi
Male, 30-39, Canada
431 Posts
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 8:56:25 PM
I like this one. It's true. Rejoice, and stop using the handicap spot (unless, of course...) |
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musicofnight
Female, 30-39, Southern US
92 Posts
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 8:33:02 PM
My dad got a fortune cookie that said, "Help, I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory." |
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 MarksTheMan
Male, 13-17, Southern US
48 Posts
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 7:54:58 PM
haha |
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 BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
2111 Posts
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 7:53:04 PM
:P |
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 fishgul69
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
162 Posts
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 7:51:46 PM
HA! |
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 Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
1579 Posts
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 7:22:55 PM
"You are about to finish reading a fortune cookie" |
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 Dradan659
Male, 13-17, Western US
246 Posts
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 6:07:41 PM
I once got a fortune cookie that said "Ask Your Mom" i believe its still on my mom's monitor |
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 OmgZelda
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
500 Posts
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:21:42 PM
"I tried to make fortune cookies that said "you just lost the game", "There is no antidote", and the url for the Rickroll'd video, but the cookies came out like little pancakes, and never hardened."Did you try the fortune cookie recipe on the Sanrio's website? Hello Kitty makes KICK ASS fortune cookies. |
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CheeseMan1
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1300 Posts
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:19:43 PM
It does make a good point on blind nationalism, which is applicable at any point in time in any country. |
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 Loxen
Female, 30-39, Western US
622 Posts
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:02:42 PM
That's it. Table confetti time. *shred shred shred sprinkle* |
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 RyanF701
Male, 18-29, Western US
2244 Posts
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 4:59:22 PM
"In all fairness, it is true...
I wouldn't park illegally, and I don't expect to not get caught if I do. Isn't that how life is meant to work?
Instead, some people just ignore rules, and then blame someone else when they get caught. "Too true, "WHY DID YOU STOP AT A RED LIGHT AND LET ME HIT YOU DOING 80!?!?" |
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 Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
1114 Posts
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009 4:37:31 PM
I like pie! |
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