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Most Inappropriate Children's Song Written [Pic]

Hits: 42489 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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tom-brady12
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 99 Posts
Wednesday, October 28, 2009 6:42:20 PM
indeed

Samsonite219
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 442 Posts
Saturday, October 17, 2009 1:26:19 AM
somebody out there likes me

billy66bare
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 136 Posts
Friday, October 16, 2009 8:53:57 PM
"Only perverted minds will laugh at this xD"
aptly attributed.

Gomay
Male, 13-17, Western US
 609 Posts
Friday, October 16, 2009 6:04:31 PM
Only perverted minds will laugh at this xD

anomander
Male, 18-29, Asia
 8 Posts
Friday, October 16, 2009 10:22:14 AM
lol .....

declan765
Male, 13-17, Europe
 55 Posts
Friday, October 16, 2009 8:22:42 AM
Edgarska19
Male, 18-29, Western US
27 Posts Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:19:58 PM
from the pedobear nursery rimes collection lol your right

AlANeptune
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 127 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 7:54:39 PM
Anyone else notice the last line? "Little pussy and I will very gently play."

One word: O_o


VINSON
Male, 13-17, Western US
 57 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 7:37:17 PM
I remember i was at my grandmas one time and there was a poem or a song called queer pussies

Shellie84
Female, 18-29, Australia
 3658 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 6:43:48 PM
oh i know that song! I used to have to learn it when I started piano lol There is also this gem I found in an ooooold encyclopedia set we got given when I was little:

Poor Pussy: Poor Pussy is an old party game played by children and adults often in Drama classes or at parties. As it is described: This game makes everybody laugh. Have the guests sit around the room. Choose one person to be the pussy. Pussy must go over to a guest and meow three times. The guest must pet pussy's head three times and say "Poor pussy, poor pussy, poor pussy," without laughing. The pussy should do his best to make the guest laugh. He can make funny meows and walk around like a cat. The pussy goes from one guest to another until someone laughs. The first one to laugh becomes the new pussy. (game rules)


flipNhigh
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 147 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:32:42 PM
I don't know...The Obama worship song, you know...Jesus Loves Me but with the new Obama lyrics that they are making children learn in 1st-3rd grade could give this song a run for its money.

Edgarska19
Male, 18-29, Western US
 282 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:19:59 PM
from the pedobear nursery rimes collection

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2210 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 2:49:12 PM
I shall play dat little pussy all night long..Haha

chrisfalcon
Male, 18-29, Western US
 124 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:07:18 PM
Ahhh... the beauty of doing first and thinking later. And if I ever become a kindergarten teacher, this will be the song du jour. Every day.

obeydarklord
Male, 18-29, Western US
 510 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 12:40:55 PM
little pussy and i very gently will play

paratwiball
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 18 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 12:38:18 PM
samsquanch you just made yourself older than you say ps wtf are you doing on here??

Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 1186 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 8:17:00 AM
who doesnt?

lockedup
Female, 18-29, Western US
 173 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 7:34:02 AM
I used to have that exact song book!

RossiNL
Male, 13-17, Europe
 57 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 5:43:33 AM
haha, her coat is warm xD

Samsquanch
Male, 30-39, Canada
 119 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:14:37 AM
Sheesh people...grow up. It was written in 1830, at a time when pussy meant cat. I still sing it to my kids as it is intended.

clariebear27
Female, 13-17, Australia
 10 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 3:37:20 AM
the real difference between 6/8 and 3/4 is that 6/8 is made up of two dotted crotchet pulses, while 3/4 is made up of 3 crotchet pulses
so the quavers in 6\8 are grouped into 3, and the quavers in 3/4 are grouped into 2

MonzaBird
Female, 18-29, Europe
 204 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 3:36:44 AM
Well do be fair pussy did mean cat before it started meaning a (())

trp712
Male, 13-17, Australia
 1413 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 2:20:13 AM
I hear you Razor, life boils down to maths.

razordragon
Male, 18-29, Canada
 252 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 2:17:37 AM
math is music is math.

sjaakwortel
Male, 13-17, Europe
 181 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 2:15:02 AM
6/8 and 3/4 arent the same, in 6/8th the 8th note is one "beat" and there are six of em while 3/4 a 4th is one beat

earthshone
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1299 Posts
Thursday, October 15, 2009 12:33:09 AM
"6/8 and 3/4 are the same thing. Music theory ftw"

...uhm, isn't that simply math?


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