 Samsonite219
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 442 Posts
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Monday, October 05, 2009 2:59:13 AM
always keep two feet on the scooter at all times unless you want your head to fly off due to insane lack of well being |
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 charliew07
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
38 Posts
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Sunday, October 04, 2009 2:59:51 PM
Do not stampede men with curly feet and erections |
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 Uncle_T
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
305 Posts
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Sunday, October 04, 2009 5:35:07 AM
scooter MAY go up butt? |
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 SpikedKanine
Female, 13-17, Western US
7 Posts
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Saturday, October 03, 2009 12:56:34 PM
Dont run with a crowbar in your leg? o_o |
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 Narikotsu
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
126 Posts
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Saturday, October 03, 2009 11:47:47 AM
Golfing may cause cranial damage? |
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 truckintim87
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
44 Posts
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Saturday, October 03, 2009 5:48:27 AM
No farting while riding on scooter |
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roadierich
Male, 18-29, Europe
1 Posts
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Saturday, October 03, 2009 1:41:42 AM
Sorry to spoil the fun, but it actually means "No scooters when horizontal alignment is set to 'centre'". |
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 Tratheyas
Male, 13-17, Western US
218 Posts
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Saturday, October 03, 2009 1:36:39 AM
"Please don't wryyy in the hallways."I lol'ed. |
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 sariel
Male, 18-29, Australia
36 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 11:20:38 PM
DO NOT BECOME BEHEADED |
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 Iheartpears
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
25 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 5:52:16 PM
Do not flip the railroad track switch. |
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fuzzdemon
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
1 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 1:01:43 PM
it means dont dance on a uni-scooter while trying to lick you ass |
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urstupid
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
39 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 12:55:47 PM
DO NOT POOP ON THE CHAIRS |
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 SM25
Male, 13-17, Europe
474 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 12:44:12 PM
I know what it is "No anal penitration a weird board thing while balancing on a pole" Seems quite simple actually.......lolz |
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chimion
Male, 18-29, Western US
33 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 12:25:56 PM
DO NOT HUMP ON THE SCOOTER |
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 mlr1021
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
83 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 11:53:04 AM
Easy... wait... I got nothin' |
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crucifyed4us
Male, 18-29, Southern US
37 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 11:21:45 AM
It's quite simple really.
"No teetering your Razr Scooter on balls whilst being impaled through the leg, ESPECIALLY if your head trails behind you"Deductive reasoning people, gah! Get some. |
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 Spider_sol
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
164 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 9:47:53 AM
Batmanners, actually "segue" is pronounced "seg-way". Stop adding "eh" to things just because you're Canadian. |
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 danthew
Male, 18-29, Europe
699 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 9:03:48 AM
no camp scootering |
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 Chibi_Ichigo
Female, 18-29, Canada
862 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 5:51:41 AM
No scootering while your balancing your scooter on a log and your head is falling off? Alright, sign! I'll keep my head in place this time! |
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PierreJeanFR
Male, 30-39, Europe
236 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 5:32:30 AM
simple, don't drive a scooter looking backwards |
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 Batmanners
Male, 18-29, Canada
1889 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 5:01:50 AM
It's SEGWAY, not sedgeway. A lot of people say it wrong despite it being derived from an actual word. Segway is the name of the product and of the company that makes it, so misspelling it is a double offense to what you're trying to say. It's like saying Lego wrong. Derived from the word Segue, pronounced "Seg-goo-eh". |
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saintnickxii
Male, 18-29, Europe
27 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 3:51:42 AM
No using homemade sedgeways made from your old razor scooter... you know you had one. |
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Unseeable
Male, 13-17, Western US
3 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 3:49:04 AM
Please don't wryyy in the hallways. |
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 MrBob
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
43 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 3:21:16 AM
dont be a random jumble of shapes...? or maybe dont run made by an abstract artist... |
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 Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
6453 Posts
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Friday, October 02, 2009 2:23:17 AM
...no...scooters? |
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