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You're In Safe Hands with this Contractor [Pic]

Hits: 33827 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancys_asst
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FlamedNight
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 335 Posts
Thursday, September 24, 2009 9:50:34 PM
The description ruined it for me.

Adie22
Female, 18-29, Asia
 120 Posts
Thursday, September 24, 2009 11:00:19 AM
LMAO. Subliminal ads FTW

taitano
Male, 30-39, Western US
 204 Posts
Thursday, September 24, 2009 12:14:51 AM
Being construction workers, the pun must've been quite intentional. LOL.

AnImbroglio
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 458 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 8:55:35 PM
"your erection is safe in my hands too."

-scoots closer to novaboss- Hey there, sexy. lol


vitaliy
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1455 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:58:40 PM
"No job too big, no job too small"

Good, they don't discriminate, hehe..


Enchilada
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 900 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 5:09:43 PM
LMAO!!
fappp

novaboss
Female, 18-29, Canada
 54 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 4:59:32 PM
your erection is safe in my hands too.

Boredered
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1910 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 4:09:59 PM
fap fap fap

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 5383 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 3:34:12 PM
> Gortrok
> An erection can also mean something you have erected, or "put up" in simple terms :P

If you hadn't put that at the end I'd be really worried about you dude


Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 5383 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 3:33:03 PM
Apparently they're a good company to work for, very stimulating work, non-sexist - you can work under a woman or above her. The job has its ups and downs, and you have to know the ins and outs of office intercourse, but if you can rise to the occasion, you'll be glad you came.

BrodyBoy1993
Male, 13-17, Europe
 23 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 3:24:00 PM
Innuendos make the world go round. They can handle my next erection. xD

Uncle_T
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 305 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 1:44:03 PM
kinkeh

iplaymusic
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 124 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 1:05:10 PM
well i need a cane company at my house right now because of the Ladies of Archery ;)

lukas1051
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2296 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 9:20:22 AM
These guys are so right, the last thing I want is somebody handling my erection all wrong.

BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2107 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 8:54:23 AM
lol good ol' double meanings XD

ConverseUK
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1293 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 8:23:49 AM
I have a sign in my garage saying something along the lines of 'do not bring down this erection without permission'...

IkeRay
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1612 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 8:11:09 AM
reminds me of Kate and Leopold...

apermal
Male, 18-29, Asia
 226 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 7:51:07 AM
Hahaha I remember this. This is in Dubai where I live and honestly this sort of stuff is pretty regular.

a1butcher
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1430 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 7:14:40 AM
NICE Double entendre.

Gortrok
Male, 18-29, Europe
 115 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 6:25:19 AM
No, that's correct English. An erection can also mean something you have erected, or "put up" in simple terms :P

shunpo_31
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1308 Posts
Wednesday, September 23, 2009 6:08:18 AM
maybe they're new to the english language? we once had a giant van for Dragon Palace that read:

"We Delivery!"


fancys_asst
Female, 18-29, Western US
 0 Posts
Tuesday, September 22, 2009 3:00:41 PM
Link: You're In Safe Hands with this Contractor [Pic] [Rate Link] - Erections achieved with safety and care.


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