 SmilinSam
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 420 Posts
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009 2:27:27 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH GOD! the way that lady totally cut her off was freakin sweet!!! ha. oh i haven't laughed like this from a post in so long... ah sweet release. with my clothes on nonetheless. |
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 Adamam
Male, 13-17, Europe
58 Posts
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009 10:55:54 AM
"Technically still a virgin = Anal sex" Unless youre gay :) |
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 kimkio
Female, 18-29, Europe
200 Posts
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009 4:57:02 AM
i think she's a lesbian and that's why she says that she's technically a virgin |
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 jr1
Male, 18-29, Europe
39 Posts
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009 2:31:09 AM
how are you supposed to get sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off?
She probably has a whole wardrobe of crotchless jeans and panties. ;)
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 Chaim
Male, 30-39, Southern US
42 Posts
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Monday, September 21, 2009 2:51:06 PM
Technically still a virgin = Anal sex |
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 Xyryn
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
84 Posts
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Monday, September 21, 2009 1:20:26 AM
HOLY CRAP |
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 courtneyshea
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
36 Posts
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Sunday, September 20, 2009 8:54:08 PM
how are you supposed to get sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off? |
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 headseed
Male, 70 & Over, Asia
283 Posts
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Sunday, September 20, 2009 5:43:24 PM
epic |
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 WorldOfJames
Male, 18-29, Europe
21 Posts
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Sunday, September 20, 2009 4:06:34 PM
Shes needs to learn how to suck some goddamn dickThat is pure genius |
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 Ms_Thang
Female, 18-29, Southern US
247 Posts
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Sunday, September 20, 2009 3:25:10 PM
No wonder she seems uptight. She needs to get laid! |
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 TheTaurus
Female, 18-29, Western US
21 Posts
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Sunday, September 20, 2009 11:44:37 AM
so she admits she's a virgin publicly to make a point and it turns out that she's talking about a completely irrelevant subject? HAHAHAHA oh man! i totally believe she's a virgin too! |
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 BoredMamii
Female, 13-17, Southern US
152 Posts
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Sunday, September 20, 2009 11:30:56 AM
eww that must be horrible being that old and dryed up and still a virgin |
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 Knoxville912
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
73 Posts
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Sunday, September 20, 2009 11:23:38 AM
Shes needs to learn how to suck some goddamn dick |
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 slayer50515
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
536 Posts
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Sunday, September 20, 2009 10:54:25 AM
"I'd tap that "
...If it was a tree |
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 tatripp
Male, 18-29, Western US
129 Posts
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Sunday, September 20, 2009 10:20:04 AM
I'd tap that |
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 WHOISIT12345
Male, 13-17, Western US
4605 Posts
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Sunday, September 20, 2009 6:09:00 AM
cooterRus
Female, 18-29, S. America
3 Posts Saturday, September 19, 2009 7:28:11 PM
IM REALLY STARTING TO SEE WHY SHE IS STILL A VIRGIN... AND ITS NOT THE PRETTY FACE :Dture dat |
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 h0ax_d3m0n
Male, 18-29, Europe
2187 Posts
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Sunday, September 20, 2009 5:58:28 AM
what a f*cking retard, she should have been shot at birth. |
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 anyer
Female, 13-17, Europe
77 Posts
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Sunday, September 20, 2009 5:47:01 AM
she doesnt understand because she has no children |
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 urnotthetime
Male, 18-29, Western US
21 Posts
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Sunday, September 20, 2009 2:59:27 AM
If she's a virgin and clearly has no children, why is she so wound up about what the school board is teaching *other* people's kids?I say STFU and mind your own business, you creepy cat lady. (note, I'm not implying that she has no children because she's a "technical" virgin. I'm guessing she doesn't because she refers to children as "them" and "they" rather than "my" and "mine," which is what an actual parent would do) |
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 manorrd
Male, 30-39, Europe
2767 Posts
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Saturday, September 19, 2009 11:50:57 PM
LOL!!"Esteemed board members...we need to establish a hard-core curriculum of Masterbation in our schools! Take it from me!!"
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 jadedtortois
Female, 18-29, Canada
449 Posts
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Saturday, September 19, 2009 11:17:35 PM
Haha, I this is terrible!! |
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 zekumi
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
110 Posts
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Saturday, September 19, 2009 10:40:49 PM
I agree with SarahofBorg.They're /technically/ virgins.
At least depending on what your definition of the term 'virgin' is. I mean, I'm pretty sure 'intercourse' involves tab A into slot B. So unless the lesbians are using some kind of tab ... And I'm totally pro-homosexuality. I'm just saying. Technically. :P |
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 OmgZelda
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
483 Posts
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Saturday, September 19, 2009 10:08:21 PM
She's a virgin...technically! lol |
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 SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
946 Posts
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Saturday, September 19, 2009 9:20:43 PM
I'm not misinformed. There's a difference between physical sex and sexual satisfaction. You can have sexual satisfaction without having the textbook definition of sex. This is obviously what the woman meant, in some messed up way.
But sex, by definition, is a heterosexual physical act. I mean, you can redefine the scientific words for things all you want, if you care more about being politically correct than being accurate. |
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 emzrok
Female, 13-17, Western US
1139 Posts
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Saturday, September 19, 2009 9:19:09 PM
wouldnt* |
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