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Never Touch a Horse's Ass [Vid]

Hits: 16029 | Rating: (3.5) | Category: Funny | Added by: johncrb
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Aretsuku-kun
Male, 13-17, Canada
 285 Posts
Monday, September 21, 2009 7:52:05 PM
He goes after it with a look on his face like; "I'm gonna kick that f**king horse's ass!"

apeirophobia
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 133 Posts
Monday, September 21, 2009 6:00:55 PM
christ, he's dumb. That horse was skittish to begin with and you have to be careful even going from one side of a horse to the other...

bored-am-I
Male, 30-39, Europe
 329 Posts
Monday, September 21, 2009 4:22:23 PM
...and it's : "what does..." not "was does..."

bored-am-I
Male, 30-39, Europe
 329 Posts
Monday, September 21, 2009 4:19:18 PM
justaname84
"By the way, was does horse taste like?"

Horsemeat is ymmi, ops, spellingmistake, sorry, spelling mistake, it's (S**T) it is yummy. Just like you'r dad (goddamn!!) i meant mom!

To sum it up: Whores meat is yum like your mom.

I recommend it served with bernaise sauce, some fried vegetables and baked poataoes straight from the oven :)


PierreJeanFR
Male, 30-39, Europe
 236 Posts
Monday, September 21, 2009 6:24:28 AM
he did not get up and walk away like nothing happened, he forgot his cap.

PinkAndGreen
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 796 Posts
Saturday, September 19, 2009 6:02:23 PM
I've been able to brush a horse's hind legs and tail and not get kicked in the face, but then again, the horse wasn't stressed and I made sure he knew what I was doing so I didn't spook him.

This dude was an idiot. Hopefully the kick knocked some sense in him, or at the very least gave him a nice hoof print bruise xD


perhapsmaybe
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 184 Posts
Saturday, September 19, 2009 2:08:16 PM
how the hell did he just get up and walk away!? That could have killed him, easily.

TopperHey
Male, 18-29, Europe
 936 Posts
Saturday, September 19, 2009 10:23:49 AM
what a stupid inbred twat...

a1butcher
Male, 40-49, Canada
 1438 Posts
Saturday, September 19, 2009 7:59:55 AM
HaHaHa. He acts like he just stumbled and fell, hoping no one saw and just gets up a acts like nothing happened.
Now hes gotto walk the rest of the parade with a broken jaw and hat head.

justaname84
Male, 18-29, Asia
 11 Posts
Saturday, September 19, 2009 7:47:44 AM
@dead groom: Do you realize the irony in calling me a retard, yet you could not even spell "lousy" correctly, and you used improper grammar for the word "instinctively"??

But anyway... if anyone should know what a horse does when someone tries to mount it from the rear... Dead-Groom is our resident expert! I believe there is even a porn market for those encounters, yes?


PsychGeek
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 315 Posts
Saturday, September 19, 2009 6:13:44 AM
well the guy deserved it for touching a horse from behind when it was already visibly stressed. this is why you never approach a horse unless it's from the front or side.

@ dead-groom: just thought you should know that calling someone a "retard" and telling him to shoot himself is also lousy manners. good job.


BABY_BEAR
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1256 Posts
Saturday, September 19, 2009 5:22:13 AM
excellent.

Frogtango
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1592 Posts
Saturday, September 19, 2009 3:48:38 AM
Carried out by a master of horse-fu

dead-groom
Male, 18-29, Europe
 79 Posts
Saturday, September 19, 2009 3:23:59 AM
everybody should know, horses are fleeing animals and can't see behind them. if anything comes near or touches them from behind it instincly kicks at the "predator"
the guys own stupid fault.

btw justaname84: why shoot it? we don't shoot humans who kick somebody. if you have such louy matters i think it's best to shoot yourself retard


Filipino916
Male, 18-29, Western US
 417 Posts
Saturday, September 19, 2009 3:05:41 AM
As the Legendary Sky Sports Announcer Jim Watt would say during a boxing match "His legs are gone!"

LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2091 Posts
Friday, September 18, 2009 10:57:05 PM
"By the way, was does horse taste like?"

Like dog food.
Actually, horse does not taste like doog food, rather, dog food tastes like horse. Because that's what it is.


justaname84
Male, 18-29, Asia
 11 Posts
Friday, September 18, 2009 10:21:41 PM
Oh damn! That horse is definitely rabid. KILL IT! I really hope they shot that deranged horse.

By the way, was does horse taste like?


Tia-Shadow
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 257 Posts
Friday, September 18, 2009 9:49:56 PM
I love how he just jumped up and left his hat on the ground.

Aries11
Female, 13-17, Western US
 56 Posts
Friday, September 18, 2009 9:17:28 PM
The horse got scared, since they guy ran up behind it, and then, obviously, it kicked. Horses DO NOT kick, bite or buck for no reason, that's for sure.

Wey_Pooh
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1016 Posts
Friday, September 18, 2009 9:01:48 PM
BIG LULZ. What a tool. Everyone knows horses will kick you in the face (or worse) if you get behind them too fast... And well... Touch them.

mehh
Female, 18-29, Australia
 529 Posts
Friday, September 18, 2009 8:13:00 PM
Lucky. People get brain damage from that sh*t

Dfaulted
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1614 Posts
Friday, September 18, 2009 7:28:40 PM
OWNED!!!

eq_blue
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 7 Posts
Friday, September 18, 2009 7:25:48 PM
I own horses and touch their asses all the time...just not like that. It is known not to do that to a horse. They'll feel threatened and, well, kick you in the face.

manorrd
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2767 Posts
Friday, September 18, 2009 7:01:46 PM
Ha ha....typical Texas rodeo!

DrKitty
Female, 13-17, Western US
 238 Posts
Friday, September 18, 2009 6:51:12 PM
bahahaha he even left his hat.
he's actin like he's all cool and like a GIANT EFFING HORSE didn't just knock him back to yesterday.

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