 welfarepimp
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 142 Posts
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Monday, September 14, 2009 7:32:52 PM
If I had known, I would've held back that day. However, I did inadvertantly celebrate Masturbation Day on 9/12. Kinda makes up for it. |
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 koolkidme
Male, 18-29, Western US
123 Posts
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Sunday, September 13, 2009 1:32:02 AM
"There is nothing in the world that can keep me from masturbating today"Safest Sex Ever! |
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 deathxtra
Male, 13-17, Western US
2330 Posts
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Saturday, September 12, 2009 8:35:36 PM
"There is nothing in the world that can keep me from masturbating today"
attaboy
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deathxtra
Male, 13-17, Western US
2330 Posts
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Saturday, September 12, 2009 8:34:54 PM
"Masturbate twice as much to make up for the previous day"
PFFFTHAHAHAHAHA
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 Finwicket
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
121 Posts
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Saturday, September 12, 2009 7:29:22 PM
lol someone thought this was serious in the comments. I love it when people take the onion seriously. |
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 Dfaulted
Male, 13-17, Canada
1614 Posts
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Saturday, September 12, 2009 4:33:45 PM
what! the next day I would have to masturbate 6 times! ;) lol |
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 imnaked
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
81 Posts
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Saturday, September 12, 2009 12:00:47 PM
i was so going to masturbate yesterday and 9/11 how it happened came on so i turned it to adult swim and thats about how it went down |
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 ImDanny
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
85 Posts
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Saturday, September 12, 2009 10:38:53 AM
It's my 18th birthday today, on what was just declared "Masturbation Day". Awesome. |
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 Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
5383 Posts
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Saturday, September 12, 2009 3:05:39 AM
24 whole hours!?? |
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Lou-Saydus
Male, 13-17, Western US
136 Posts
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Saturday, September 12, 2009 1:30:33 AM
lol i didnt even think about it. Too late for me. |
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 trp712
Male, 13-17, Australia
1413 Posts
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Saturday, September 12, 2009 1:17:46 AM
I love the Onion.Love it to death. |
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 xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
1217 Posts
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Saturday, September 12, 2009 12:13:22 AM
wow i cant believe this is a serious newscast... lol |
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Finwicket
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
121 Posts
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Friday, September 11, 2009 9:52:24 PM
its past midnight wooHOO |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
1053 Posts
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Friday, September 11, 2009 8:43:21 PM
Why couldn't you have posted this yesterday? |
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 LadyPele
Female, 18-29, Australia
252 Posts
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Friday, September 11, 2009 8:33:02 PM
What happens if you're not American? Is it disrespectful then? |
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 FelanSlvr
Female, 18-29, Southern US
200 Posts
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Friday, September 11, 2009 7:58:45 PM
But.. but.. thats the best way to start the day.. |
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 yudontn0me
Male, 18-29, Western US
629 Posts
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Friday, September 11, 2009 7:50:32 PM
if only i had seen that 5 minutes ago |
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 SoMeMeXiCaN
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
145 Posts
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Friday, September 11, 2009 6:13:04 PM
sh*t. I'm going to hell. |
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 viczko
Male, 13-17, Canada
716 Posts
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Friday, September 11, 2009 5:53:01 PM
hahahahaaaa that kid was funny |
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 tazman321
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
190 Posts
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Friday, September 11, 2009 3:47:06 PM
too late. damn! |
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 Swuzler
Male, 18-29, Canada
70 Posts
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Friday, September 11, 2009 3:42:19 PM
oops. |
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 Antonin
Male, 18-29, Southern US
31 Posts
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Friday, September 11, 2009 3:06:47 PM
I wouldn't be suprised if I really saw a report like that on the news lol.What I'm about to say is not a joke:
I was watching nbc today show during the time when the new star trek movie came out and they compared Obama to Spock... yeah...
I was baffled, but then I couldn't stop laughing. |
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 MrAnonymous
Male, 18-29, Western US
217 Posts
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Friday, September 11, 2009 3:01:41 PM
ROFL! Damn, if only i knew. I failed :[ |
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 yeayeayea23
Female, 13-17, Europe
26 Posts
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Friday, September 11, 2009 1:48:19 PM
thats my friend at the end ! |
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 Squab27
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
117 Posts
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Friday, September 11, 2009 1:16:28 PM
lmfao |
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