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 Skreshavik
Male, 18-29, Western US
 276 Posts
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Friday, September 18, 2009 8:23:37 PM
"Frankly, I'd rather eat non-genetically modified food grown with chemical pesiticides that I can wash off than genetically modified foods that produce their own pesticides..."
It's absorbed into the skin of the food in question. Try spraying an apple with Raid^(TM) and then "wash it off". Doubt you'll eat it.Personally, I say eff 'em all and I grow my own food. Salmonella can be wasted by one of those health zappers or whatever (try a tazer for extra benefits lol [seriously though, the zappers work]). Besides, they're going to nuke organic food anyway somewhere in 2010 or in the future because it's "unsanitary" and "dangerous" with that new growth hormone...kinda like ephedera and it's 153 inconclusively linked deaths the FDA babbled about...lol. So, wonder if anybody cares if the corporates are stabbing society over and over? |
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 Samsquanch
Male, 30-39, Canada
120 Posts
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Wednesday, September 09, 2009 2:07:40 AM
Organic food carries a much higher risk of salmonella, and e coli poisoning. Also, just because a food is labelled as "organic" doesn't mean that it's not genetically modified. Many organics are GMed to be resistant to weeds and insects...Frankly, I'd rather eat non-genetically modified food grown with chemical pesiticides that I can wash off than genetically modified foods that produce their own pesticides... |
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 Adie22
Female, 18-29, Asia
120 Posts
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Wednesday, September 09, 2009 12:21:08 AM
damn it I love cheese slices! |
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 SmilinSam
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
462 Posts
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Tuesday, September 08, 2009 4:20:54 PM
i love cracked. quality. |
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 Thorna_Kate
Female, 18-29, Europe
40 Posts
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Tuesday, September 08, 2009 6:50:32 AM
There is nothing new or shocking about this info.Also, someone once told me there are risks attached to eatting organic food, though how or why etc is beyond me. I wouldn't take suppliments... Give me good ol' animal tested drugs any day of the week! |
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Samsquanch
Male, 30-39, Canada
120 Posts
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Tuesday, September 08, 2009 2:04:26 AM
...sure, iluvpink13...That's why our grocery stores routinely sells produce shipped in from the US, Mexico, South Africa, Chile, China, etc... Christ, half the products in the grocery stores are made in China...which is worse because their standards are much lower than any one elses."our country is healthier, skinnier, and has less cancer rates. we arent allowed to import meat from the states." Do you care to cite your sources? Canada's obesity rates are around 23-24%. The US's is 24-25%...not much of a difference, really. The cancer rate in Canada is roughly 0.5%, and in the US it's 0.6%...again, not a huge difference. |
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 taitano
Male, 30-39, Western US
204 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 11:09:18 PM
I used to work in one of those imitation crab meat plants. I still eat the stuff cause it's still made of fish and nothing really artificial(we used actual crab to add the crab-flavour; most use just fish and flavouring). It's rare that I do, though, cause, as expensive as real crab is, it's not so much more than fake that I would buy it over the real thing. Same with Maple syrup.It's not fake in the sense that it's something other than actual food. . . But, definitely still fake. Strawberry flavouring? I made that stuff, along with orange soda syrup - and soda - and several other flavours, in H.S. Chemistry Class. Don't care, I just keep my consumption moderate and an eye on my health in case I grow an extra leg or eye or something. |
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 SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2629 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 9:36:08 PM
The strawberry flavoring goes for pretty much any flavored candy or drink. I don't think they put watermelon into Jolly Ranchers. |
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 britt566
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
1470 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 6:56:53 PM
I used to LOVE kroger crab meat.Still do. |
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 AlewaresXD
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1330 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 6:35:10 PM
I'm so hungry, all this sounds delicious. |
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 Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
2510 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 6:19:25 PM
I have beer, peppermint schnapps, and jar of mustard in my kitchen. |
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 lerie
Female, 18-29, S. America
470 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 6:14:11 PM
Fake food FTW I adore surimi.But I do adore real maple syrup and real crab meat. Yumm. |
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 iluvpink13
Female, 18-29, Canada
1418 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 5:56:14 PM
one time we went to the states and brought back food, including cheese, and it lasted in the fridge for 2 MONTHS without going bad. canadian cheese, although much more expensive, goes bad within about a week. because its REAL FOOD. we have much higher food standards. our country is healthier, skinnier, and has less cancer rates. we arent allowed to import meat from the states. (although u can go there and bring back groceries. ) just sayin.. |
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 Dfaulted
Male, 13-17, Canada
1624 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 5:43:42 PM
what about movie margarine? |
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 Boredered
Male, 18-29, Western US
1913 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 5:32:30 PM
I have none but cheese |
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 feiku
Female, 18-29, Western US
253 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 4:23:52 PM
I will eat my fake foods and love every minute of it. So there. |
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The_Demon
Male, 18-29, Europe
46 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 4:18:45 PM
Hahahahaha they got it wrong I don't have ANY of these in my kitchen.The Demon FTW! |
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 LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
2101 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 4:09:07 PM
I'm sorry, but Cracked, which is usually very good, is beyond weak this time. I think everyone knew imitation crab meat (which I think has to be spelled "krab") is mashed up random fish.Everyone knew imitation cheese (which I think is always labeled "cheese food") is not cheese. Isn't "cheese food" what cheese would eat? No one even tries to pass off that "artificial butter flavoring" as "butter" - no one denies it's fake as the day is long. |
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 SammyCyanide
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
306 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 4:07:21 PM
All of this food sounds delicious. Where can buy it in bulk? |
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malinschen
Female, 18-29, Europe
171 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 3:01:42 PM
For me a huge sing says this page is gonna give my comupter cancer...
Be careful |
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 gorgack2000
Male, 13-17, Europe
2434 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 2:33:26 PM
And now I shall never eat sliced 'cheese' again. Thanks, cracked/IAB! |
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 SherbertFizz
Female, 18-29, Europe
79 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 1:54:36 PM
Rigby you used to smoke you can't get on a high horse about people putting toxins in their body, atleast these ones taste good. |
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 PinkAndGreen
Female, 13-17, Southern US
796 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 12:53:56 PM
The weird part was that while I was reading about the chemical popcorn butter, I wanted popcorn. |
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 Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
6468 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 12:40:04 PM
( -_-) "....." |
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 rigby_321
Female, 18-29, Western US
348 Posts
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Monday, September 07, 2009 12:23:50 PM
The only thing on that list in my kitchen is some fake strawberry crap. Because I am quitting smoking and eating vast quantities of hard candies. Other wise I don't buy 'fake' food. Can't everyone taste that that poo isn't food? Was anyone surprised on here? Especially that American cheese... Really??? it fooled you??? have you ever actually eaten CHEESE? geeze louise. |
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