 Skreshavik
Male, 18-29, Western US
 272 Posts
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Friday, September 18, 2009 11:01:09 PM
I love officers lol =3 |
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 NextTwilight
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
28 Posts
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Tuesday, September 01, 2009 9:27:17 PM
Bahahahaha. Ha. |
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 aliachloe
Female, 13-17, Southern US
189 Posts
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Sunday, August 30, 2009 9:43:41 PM
Pooptart19 is awesome for making a Super Troopers reference. Meow. |
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 sumcrazzykid
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
28 Posts
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Sunday, August 30, 2009 7:24:55 PM
lol what a cliche |
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 -NeonCarrot-
Male, 13-17, Canada
1591 Posts
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Friday, August 28, 2009 12:05:47 AM
Digg broke IAB. |
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 randasaur
Female, 18-29, Western US
40 Posts
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 6:41:23 PM
I actually know a guy who used to drive a truck for Krispy Kreme. He got pulled over and the cop actually said "Do you know why I pulled you over?" He just looked meaningfully back at his truck and the cop started laughing, turned bright red, and went back to his car without giving him a ticket. |
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 aahhdude
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
57 Posts
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 5:26:50 PM
Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Driver:"Cause you can smell 'em!" |
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 Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
5383 Posts
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:14:47 PM
> slinkyvomoPutting a few words of comment just to justify your advert link won't work. Try it again when I'm in a bad mood. |
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Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
5383 Posts
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 4:39:04 AM
"Sorry, I thought this was our Mobile HQ van, my mistake" |
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 Piratesfan
Female, 40-49, Canada
240 Posts
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 9:52:43 PM
"i'll take one large coffee with two cream and two sugars and a couple of cruellers" |
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 bluestarr
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
94 Posts
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 7:46:34 PM
Mama, I believe your cargo is insecure... we'll have to perform full cavity searches on the pastries… |
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 vitaliy
Male, 13-17, Western US
1455 Posts
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 6:31:24 PM
Just bribe them. |
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 Dfaulted
Male, 13-17, Canada
1611 Posts
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:48:53 PM
"Sir I'll have to confiscate your erm cargo for uh security purposes...yeeeaaah" |
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 DeathDefy877
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
403 Posts
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:41:56 PM
OMNOMNOMNOM |
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 HUFFER
Male, 30-39, Southern US
278 Posts
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 5:03:22 PM
This is why I always carry a bag of dunkin donuts with me. Cop pulls me over and asks, "Do you know why I've pulled you over?" I just lift the bag slowly. |
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 Binary101
Male, 13-17, Asia
847 Posts
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:34:26 PM
"sorry sir, but i am required to confiscate all the contents in this vehicle. Don't worry, im sure they will all fit into my car." |
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 murrymalty
Male, 13-17, Europe
2578 Posts
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 3:22:15 PM
sir...may i ummm...look in the back please...i gotta chaeck they aint..bombs NONOMONOMNOM |
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 Bigbadwolf
Male, 18-29, Western US
321 Posts
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 2:20:56 PM
...There's a no parking sign to the right...
o.0 |
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 sinfulsisi
Female, 13-17, Southern US
1950 Posts
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 2:17:37 PM
i feel some bribeing had to have gone on |
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 Caker
Male, 18-29, Canada
43 Posts
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 2:07:02 PM
the tickets for being a delicious nuisance |
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 nonamewillfi
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
768 Posts
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 1:58:48 PM
"they mostly eat beagles" LOL |
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 Handsompod
Male, 30-39, Europe
325 Posts
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 1:05:33 PM
Damn those Korean cops. |
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 abby0315
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
160 Posts
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 1:00:59 PM
"No, no, I didn't pull you over to give you a ticket, I pulled you over to order a box of donuts.""Really?, okay then, here you go." "Thanks and have a safe trip" |
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 ImmortalZach
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
422 Posts
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 12:54:49 PM
"Yo word of advice, trade the donuts in for rice cakes." |
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 FrEaK121
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
9 Posts
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009 12:21:47 PM
lolz beagles |
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