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5 Reasons Why GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra Will Suck

Hits: 9555 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Entertainment | Added by: MidoriBug
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xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1213 Posts
Thursday, September 17, 2009 4:19:34 AM
yep. and it failed miserably in the box office

Aretsuku-kun
Male, 13-17, Canada
 285 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 5:41:57 PM
"wait people had expectations?"

Exactly.


SamVimes
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 414 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 3:26:34 PM


Oh Ads by Google - You've done it again.


maddices
Male, 18-29, Canada
 93 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 12:59:24 PM
wait people had expectations?

Giligadi
Male, 40-49, Western US
 358 Posts
Saturday, August 08, 2009 5:51:25 AM
reason number six: It's a movie about a plastic action figure. Seriously, i'm starting to wonder when 'Slinky: The Movie' is going to come out.

snottydyck
Male, 40-49, Canada
 605 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 9:16:25 PM
g.i.joe should be killing muslims...period.

danthew
Male, 18-29, Europe
 699 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 8:38:57 PM
Well the only bit of even slight G.I. Joe stuff I've seen is the 10 second thing on Family Guy so hopefully this will be alright as an action movie.

Also, I want a Halo movie...


SamVimes
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 414 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 8:37:58 PM
Nothing will ever beat G.I. Joe: The Movie. Find me a line in the new one that tops, "Falcon - Grab my ankles!"


Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2488 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 7:20:49 PM
My favorite guy was...

youngdz79
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 94 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 7:10:59 PM
I went and saw the movie today and if you are thinking A real American hero thank again, it is more Action Team or whatever it's name was in Europe and GI. Joe Sigma 6, still it was ok for a action movie.

And yes super "Now you know...And knowing is half the battle" is in the movie and the wayanes brother did not kill it to bad


shunpo_31
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1308 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 7:08:40 PM
I'm with smash on this one.

SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2596 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 6:01:10 PM
lizbian, all I want to know is if they got "Now you know...And knowing is half the battle" in there somewhere.

I agree with sunny, I knew the movie would suck as soon as I saw a Wayans brother.


lizbian_2
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 126 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 5:52:40 PM
Yeah, just saw it today... imagine every recycled plot idea that Hollywood uses over and over and put them in this movie and you have G.I Joe.

Don't waste your time. I give it a C for CHEESY.


Aretsuku-kun
Male, 13-17, Canada
 285 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 2:33:51 PM
"its easy to criticize something you've never seen :3"

Ugh.. Moron, we know it sucks because it's based on a CHILDS TOY from 37 years ago.


Fatninja01
Male, 18-29, Australia
 1114 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 2:33:31 PM
GI Joe will suck because its made for the wrong reason! merchandise is the goal of this movie! not amusement!

vE
Male, 18-29, Western US
 109 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 1:42:48 PM
its easy to criticize something you've never seen :3

Itsalwysunny
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1336 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 12:05:49 PM
it will also suck being that one of the wayans brothers will be a main character and they have NEVER been in a good movie

Zepher
Female, 18-29, Western US
 288 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 11:54:45 AM
I just assumed that it wouldn't be anything but horrible...

Aretsuku-kun
Male, 13-17, Canada
 285 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 11:18:20 AM
I don't understand why anyone thought this movie would be good in the first place, you can't try to resurrect something from the sixties and make it into a movie. Besides, most movies nowadays suck ass.

paradox75
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 8 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 10:27:37 AM
i went and saw it at midnight and it wasnt that bad.there were references to kung fu grip and the actually said knowing is half the battle and stuff.my only disappointment was the fact that they never went COOOOOOOBBRRRAAAAAA!!!!!

Kathryn21
Female, 18-29, Canada
 2 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 9:54:59 AM
Meh, maybe he should watch it before he goes through why it sucks. I watched it yesterday and the plot was ridiculous, but it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

A lot better than Transformers II


StudentOfMan
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 266 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 9:12:27 AM
Hollywood has made it official, they have no original ideas left. Tank is empty. The question is, can I sit through another two hours of watching my childhood being raped over a big pile of cash? Yeah, most likely. Come on, it's either this or Julia and Julia.

I liked The Mummy and Van Helsing, they were what they were. And SeeksLove, that is a brilliant idea! An R-rated version of She-ra!


kinjomusashi
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 671 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 8:56:23 AM
oh come on, it has a wayans brother in it how bad can it be??...i heard he's being nominated for an oscar for his role in this cinematic masterpiece...

gorgack2000
Male, 13-17, Europe
 2426 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 8:56:15 AM
I actually thought Van Helsing was an awesome movie. Perhaps a little too much work went into the special effects but nowhere near the levels michael bay or ronald emerich did.

Of course the GI Joe movie will still suck but I just didn't agree with that part of the article.


lordtyusa
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 191 Posts
Friday, August 07, 2009 8:40:46 AM
Is anyone surprised by this at all?

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