 SUN9872
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 13 Posts
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Thursday, August 20, 2009 5:33:38 AM
one time i saw a video about this crazy lady thinking her door was jesus. honestly, people are so deperate, they will say anything looks like something from the bible. Just so they can beleive in christianity |
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 mystery08
Male, 18-29, Western US
83 Posts
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Thursday, July 23, 2009 3:31:04 AM
i've crapped out better miracles |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
1053 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 9:34:09 PM
My granny had a picture of Jesus with a water stain on it that looked kinda like a burrito. |
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 shizzamX
Female, 13-17, Southern US
2081 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 6:38:00 PM
oh my god. |
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 riotDX
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
394 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 5:16:55 PM
Just people looking for attention |
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 HarryBalszak
Male, 40-49, Southern US
1139 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 3:33:14 PM
This $hit is getting regoddamndiculous. |
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 Antonin
Male, 18-29, Southern US
31 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 10:00:38 AM
That was on the news here just a couple days ago, funny how it traveled. I have one thing to say: Asinine |
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 a1butcher
Male, 40-49, Canada
1438 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 9:38:59 AM
Looks more like an aliens vagina. At least thats what James T. Kirk told me, I swear!!! |
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 Postovoy
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
459 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 8:25:49 AM
I would pay you to do that MyownGod. |
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 bobhub600
Male, 13-17, Europe
318 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 8:20:17 AM
next , someone is going to say that they found Jesus on the skid marks in there underwear...matter of time i tell you , matter of time. |
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 Itsalwysunny
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1336 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 8:12:45 AM
puts my orange to shame |
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 MyownGod
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
25 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 7:51:30 AM
I could make the drive out there to that town..its only a few hours from my place. Who wants me to go down there and rain on their parade for the lulz. I could go scrape the poo off the car and post the film here as a follow up... |
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 crabcake
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
167 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 6:31:36 AM
EWWWW! holy bird sheet! |
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 pmarren
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
1467 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 6:24:24 AM
Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ; has everyone gone stark raving mad? |
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 Concerto
Female, 18-29, Europe
105 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 6:07:58 AM
It looks like a normal pooe to me. |
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 LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
4888 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 5:15:08 AM
Bahahaha. How very entertaining. I pity those people, but I'm not ashamed.... Texans... A hole within a bigger hole. |
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 ometatherion
Male, 30-39, Western US
176 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 2:49:48 AM
ridiculous |
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 Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2210 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 2:46:01 AM
Hahahah "A dropping from the heavens." |
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 Mani-Jac
Male, 30-39, Europe
744 Posts
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Wednesday, July 22, 2009 12:28:55 AM
If there were a god and being all omnipotent and all that, I don't think he would make his presence known through bird sh¡t..... |
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 earthshone
Male, 18-29, Western US
1299 Posts
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:40:25 PM
"I'm a Christian, but honestly I agree with the post that it does look like a vagina."- there should be a national Vagina Day...with hands on appreciation...and a dunk tank. |
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 _kiersten_
Female, 13-17, Western US
504 Posts
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:39:09 PM
Lol at stupid people like this. Watching these make my day >.> |
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 Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
6453 Posts
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009 11:35:51 PM
You know, the shape and form of that image of Mary is so easily recognized when blurred down to the basic colors or shapes, I'm not surprised people say that they can see it everywhere, even in bird shi-t.Now if she had a little donkey or some other more complex shape standing beside her, then you wouldn't see it everywhere. EDIT: ALSO...might I add, if a Bird takes a dump and it kinda looks like Mary, they rejoice. HOWEVER when an artist makes a sculpture of Jesus out of pure piss, then they get angry. So what's the medium here? There isn't any. They just don't act logically AT ALL. You point out something in their book that they swear by and claim they've read, and they get angry. They don't change their view or think otherwise, no that would require effort and brainpower. (Pardon the rant, but it's just annoying as all hell, and I am fully aware not all religious people act like this, just the loud and obnoxious freaks that get all the screentime.) |
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webcamwanker
Male, 18-29, Europe
235 Posts
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:51:59 PM
lmfao, wtf? a baby is something special to you, NOT a lump of flu infested bird flu. |
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 kidney
Female, 13-17, Southern US
12 Posts
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:37:26 PM
yeah, I totally got chills when i saw that poop.
PRAISE THE LORD! IT'S BIRD SH*T! :D :DLAWLZ |
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 belunan
Male, 30-39, Western US
498 Posts
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009 10:15:26 PM
I like the Jesus Cheeto better. At least you could eat the cheeto. |
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