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How to Behave: 72 New Rules for Evolved Humans

Hits: 16665 | Rating: (1.9) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: ballaerina
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xxPinkxx
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1219 Posts
Monday, September 14, 2009 8:33:38 PM
interesting but too long to click all the links and such.

urnotthetime
Male, 18-29, Western US
 29 Posts
Sunday, July 26, 2009 12:44:52 AM
Sorry, I stopped reading at this rule:

"Leave your wireless router unsecured because it's like, sooooo, like altruistic and stuffs!"

Yeah, altruism means allowing your neighbors to download cp on your ip. Have fun in jail, hippies.


shunpo_31
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1308 Posts
Monday, July 20, 2009 6:22:59 PM
"Should I ask my World of Warcraft girlfriend if she's a dude?"

haha, awesomeness.


SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 2610 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 11:11:48 PM
The comments were better than the rules.

ImmortalZach
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 423 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 10:00:24 PM
Boring as Origin of Species itself.

Pieface90
Female, 13-17, Canada
 118 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 9:38:45 PM
Friend your mom but not your mom's mom's mom's mom

amaqdrinker
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2231 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 9:34:59 PM
highly evolved because we amuse ourselves with pointless gadgetry? human evolution is kind of a sketchy term to throw around, in my opinion.

Coodude26
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 267 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 9:29:45 PM
Meant to say:
...so now the government can track my neighbors' promiscuous porn habits to me.

Coodude26
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 267 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 9:28:52 PM
A lot of these are really stupid.

"Texting in the Company of Others Is OK"
It's f*cking annoying. "I just want you to know, that umm... I... I lo-" "Hang on, my brother just texted me a funny joke"

"Never Broadcast Your Relationship Status"

Why the hell not? Do people not deserve to know if you're single or not? What if you start flirting with someone on facebook who happens to be married?

"Seek Out Your Coworkers on Facebook"
Uhh...no. just no.

"Leave Your Wi-Fi Open"
Great, so now the government can track neighbors' promiscuous porn habits.

"Know What Makes a Good Viral Video"
...why?

"Is It OK to Look at Porn at Work?(their answer: yes)"
No...no, it's not. If I was a boss and I came over to a worker's desk to see him checking out some Playboy, I'd fire him. You're working. You're supposed to be doing a job, it's not homework.


LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2091 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 9:25:49 PM
This article was unreadable and not at all amusing

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 1579 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 5:33:22 PM
"Friend Your Boss But Not Your Boss's Boss"

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 14283 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 5:12:47 PM
Texting in public. That's a tough one. I can NOT stand it when a friend will text someone else when I'm talking to them, but if we're doing our own thing or not conversing then I feel it's fine.

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2210 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 5:00:39 PM
"Kill your zombie brother. He's not your brother. He's a zombie."

Lawls.


peloos12
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2856 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 4:43:10 PM
Really great post.

dm2754
Male, 30-39, Western US
 483 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 4:21:18 PM
"There's No Such Thing as Too Many Friends"
the thing to remember is people are online community are not real friends. I think we need to invent a new word for imaginary online friends. Or how about we just use the word taggers.

peloos12
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2856 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 4:09:49 PM
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/m...

I actually already follow a similar rule when it comes to submitting and accepting links on this site. If I see something older than a year old and less than half a mil, it's never been popular (money link). If it's less than a year old and less than half a mil, it's not popular yet or just starting to (money link). About 700k is a good ceiling to go by.

::hinthinttothepeoplewhowantmoreoftheirlinksacceptedoranymodswhoaretiredofrepostcomplaints::


Loxen
Female, 30-39, Western US
 622 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 3:12:36 PM
"Don't google stalk before a first date."
Eff that rule.
Dig.
Dig deep, I say!
So what if it ruins "the magic", i'd much rather be aware of potential threats.

Altaru
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 699 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 3:04:29 PM
Good question Aliachloe... I noticed that too...

Also, if it considers all those stupid ones at the bottom, it ranks at almost 80, not just 72.

On the post...

Meh.


dragosal
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1044 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 2:50:54 PM
ya, there is far fewer then 72 rules, unless there is a hidden page button or some crap

Tonyjet
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3097 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 2:47:25 PM
i do not get the format.

it should be as follows:

rule 1: blah blah blah blah

rule 2: blah blah blah blah

and so on


evanking
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 642 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 2:46:48 PM
no.

aliachloe
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 189 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 2:41:00 PM
Why did it say 69 before I clicked?

ballaerina
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 529 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 2:35:03 PM
Link: How to Behave: 72 New Rules for Evolved Humans [Rate Link] - A scientific approach to 21st century predicaments. Learn them, live them.


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