 53044
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 24 Posts
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Monday, November 02, 2009 7:28:26 PM
If I find out who informed him on the spoiler, I will find him and kill him. |
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 tomboygirl12
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
254 Posts
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Monday, August 03, 2009 4:03:59 PM
Just for the record, with the reasons people come up with for committing suicide these days, there was a possibility that this could have been real. |
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tomboygirl12
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
254 Posts
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Monday, August 03, 2009 3:59:33 PM
"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said. 

Elsewhere, stocks rallied on news of Goldman Sachs' joint venture with Satan. More here." ~ best part of the whole article
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 DrkAng3LxNat
Female, 13-17, Canada
936 Posts
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Saturday, August 01, 2009 3:22:25 AM
i lol'ed, especially at this line: "In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said.xD |
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 last_ninja
Male, 18-29, Western US
395 Posts
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Thursday, July 23, 2009 10:00:25 AM
guys, it's fake. just look at the top of the page, it's in the comedy section. |
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 teiso
Female, 18-29, Australia
856 Posts
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Monday, July 20, 2009 3:58:17 AM
I thought this was real up until the line:"Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston's death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place. 

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 Dfaulted
Male, 13-17, Canada
1614 Posts
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Saturday, July 18, 2009 3:01:16 PM
there is always another movie |
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 kaybublz
Female, 18-29, Western US
331 Posts
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Saturday, July 18, 2009 3:21:34 AM
my thoughts exactly tdogg |
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 GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
1245 Posts
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Friday, July 17, 2009 3:10:10 PM
OK, so he "lived for Harry Potter" but hadn't read the books, and waited for the movie instead? Big no-no, if you get the chance, you read the book, AND THEN go see the movie. And seeing as The Half Blood Prince-book has been out for ages, he most certainly has had that opportunity... |
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 Mindless2164
Male, 18-29, Europe
344 Posts
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Friday, July 17, 2009 10:19:43 AM
Try to Google "Jude Ralston", he's in several different News sites, so unless the Huffington Post is very organized and smart, it's real. |
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crayphangirl
Female, 18-29, Western US
1 Posts
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Thursday, July 16, 2009 3:49:13 PM
IT IS A FAKE! Andy Borowitz does that for a living! he writes fake articals for a laugh. Huff post is very good with real news other wise. |
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 bunny_knight
Male, 18-29, Canada
144 Posts
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 11:56:09 PM
this is so fake, i figured it out when it said he was wearing a wizard hat around town. |
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 Tdogg111
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
521 Posts
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 8:27:08 PM
...any one who thought this was real is an idiot. did you not read the ending about the joint venture with satan? and the fact that they said the writer was a comedian? |
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 krazyluv
Female, 13-17, Western US
637 Posts
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 8:08:33 PM
faaaake.
and all thesepeople seeing the movie should just read the book.
the spoilers have been out for years technically. |
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 flipuhnino
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
10 Posts
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 7:39:18 PM
Pretty sure this is fake. Huffington Post seems non-reputable. |
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 krabkat
Female, 18-29, Western US
666 Posts
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:22:42 PM
The wearing of the wizard hat finally clued me in...suicide is not funny...people could die from it! |
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 Kyodylover
Female, 18-29, Southern US
4 Posts
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 3:10:39 PM
I don't know if this is real or not.... but either way, that's a STUPID reason to kill yourself. I mean, if you're gonna kill yourself make it over something good... |
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 Chootastic
Male, 18-29, Europe
27 Posts
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 6:21:25 AM
There was about a 900 - page spoiler released about 2 years ago. Oh what was it? Name will come to me in a ..... BOOK! that was it! |
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Mindless2164
Male, 18-29, Europe
344 Posts
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 5:57:03 AM
THANKS A LOT, CrakrJak, I were gonna see the movie tommorow, jerk.>:( |
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 RdDan
Male, 18-29, Europe
254 Posts
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:53:14 AM
Not exactly of a Chris Morris standard, is it?And if you don't know who Chris Morris is, go on Youtube and type in 'The Day Today' or 'Brass Eye' |
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 zoinks
Male, 13-17, Canada
451 Posts
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:49:38 AM
im not gonna lie.i thought it was real up to the 4th paragraph :( but the hogwarts lisence plate was too much |
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 Vhreio
Male, 18-29, Europe
484 Posts
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 3:08:00 AM
No sympathy, that is truly retarded. |
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 CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
2691 Posts
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 2:52:19 AM
Dangit.. the spoiler thingy didn't work right |
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CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
2691 Posts
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 2:51:25 AM
In case you don't know the ending to HBP Snape Kills Dumbledore |
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 Preeemo
Male, 18-29, Canada
63 Posts
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009 12:47:05 AM
" I can see this happening with the Twilight series, but Harry Potter? Really?"No. Not really. Because it's a fake story. If the "comedy news" tag didn't tip you off, the note at the end about how the author is a comedian should have. |
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