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Atheist Melon

Hits: 25204 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Funny | Added by: The_Maddog
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Dfaulted
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1932 Posts
Saturday, July 18, 2009 4:38:50 PM
finally fruits are pissed about the chips and toast that have jesus on them

iLoveChoo
Female, 18-29, Western US
 124 Posts
Friday, July 17, 2009 9:54:10 PM
Funny because i just read an article about people seeing the virgin mary in bird poo

http://www.kbtx.com/home/headlines/50898...


Austiep
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 101 Posts
Friday, July 17, 2009 8:29:17 AM
lol

obhwfgirl
Female, 18-29, Western US
 584 Posts
Thursday, July 16, 2009 6:20:55 PM
"Baby_bear, not all atheists think there is no God, and indeed that is not the requirement for atheism. I can not believe in God for any number of reasons (not necessarily because I've researched the issue and have decided to assume there is no God), and still technically be atheist."

WTF. You do realize that what you just said makes no sense. Being an Atheist means you don't believe there is any diety. Agnostic is usually taken to mean that you question a diety's existence.


aram200
Male, 13-17, Europe
 258 Posts
Wednesday, July 15, 2009 3:12:27 PM
"this is playing with semantics" yeah its all to do with assumptions

BABY_BEAR
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1410 Posts
Wednesday, July 15, 2009 1:13:16 AM
Baby_bear, not all atheists think there is no God, and indeed that is not the requirement for atheism. I can not believe in God for any number of reasons (not necessarily because I've researched the issue and have decided to assume there is no God), and still technically be atheist.
As far as i'm concerned this is playing with semantics. If you can accept a version of the concept of a supreme supernatural being as a possibility then you are agnostic; the question is open for you because neither can be proved.

seeks_love
Female, 18-29, Western US
 430 Posts
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 7:48:24 AM
This is great! I love it ^_^

TopHat128
Male, 13-17, Europe
 3 Posts
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 6:15:02 AM
lb15isme
Male, 13-17, Europe
3 Posts Tuesday, July 14, 2009 12:52:20 AM
lol, mark and webb look, thats what the shows called.

Uh, no, it's called that Mitchell and Webb look.

And to all those people argueing over religion and atheism, can't you see that this sketch is taking the mick out of people like you? How come whenever God appears in something in even the most trivial of senses, people on here have to go into a massive agruement over it? It doesn't solve anything you know, and no-one's going to change their minds ¬_¬


lb15isme
Male, 13-17, Europe
 3 Posts
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 12:52:21 AM
lol, mark and webb look, thats what the shows called.

Overmann
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3156 Posts
Monday, July 13, 2009 10:13:08 PM
"atheism is the belief that no God exists"

No. Atheism is the absence of belief in God. If the question were, "Do you belive in God?" and you answer "No," then you are atheist. It is the necessary and sufficient condition for atheism. You are referring to something some people would call 'strong' atheism, but I reject the term because it complicates the issue. If you don't believe, you're atheist. You don't have to positively believe there is no God to be atheist, though some atheists do indeed believe that.

Baby_bear, not all atheists think there is no God, and indeed that is not the requirement for atheism. I can not believe in God for any number of reasons (not necessarily because I've researched the issue and have decided to assume there is no God), and still technically be atheist.


DVLDRVR666
Male, 13-17, Canada
 620 Posts
Monday, July 13, 2009 10:03:59 PM
awesome. I believe in the melon

SnackAttack
Male, 18-29, Canada
 12 Posts
Monday, July 13, 2009 5:01:08 PM
"overman, ur wrong. atheism is the belief that no God exists"
Actually, atheism is the absence of belief in a god.

Also, I like to think of agnostics as pansy atheists /joking :D


Barbarossa69
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 222 Posts
Monday, July 13, 2009 4:44:28 PM
@ PD711
No, but it IS the least presumptuous and the only position you can take with absolute certainty... the only position you can take with absolute certainty is that of a lack of absolute certainty if you will.
Remember, agnosticism doesn't only apply to a christian or other all powerful, all knowing sort of god with all kinds of back story... It also applies to any sort of godlike being at all, so it doesn't have to be anything elaborate, it could just be "some unknown being created everything an incredibly long time ago and then just stopped doing anything at all." Thats not terribly elaborate, and seems like it could in theory be possible, so I don't seem how saying anything other than "I can't possibly know for sure" isn't presumptuous. Agnosticism is merely refusing to acknowledge the existence OR nonexistence of ANY deity.

OrangeCrow
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1208 Posts
Monday, July 13, 2009 4:38:06 PM
lol that's great. :P

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12085 Posts
Monday, July 13, 2009 2:27:11 PM
Entropy is the measure of useful energy in a system. That's quite different from how ordered a system is. A simple example would be allowing a bucket of water to freeze. Although the amount of entropy (energy as heat in this case) has decreased, the "orderedness" of the system has locally increased dramatically, as the ensuing molecular lattice of ice crystals is vastly more ordered than the precursor fluid.

amaqdrinker
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2239 Posts
Monday, July 13, 2009 2:24:24 PM
you're right though, that was a half baked point. i think i'm going to read some wikipedia articles about negentropy.

amaqdrinker
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2239 Posts
Monday, July 13, 2009 2:09:06 PM
what is the difference between disorder and entropy?
scale?

davymid
Male, 30-39, Europe
 12085 Posts
Monday, July 13, 2009 1:58:15 PM
Poor show, Amaqdrinker. Flogging the long-dead horse of poor science, which has been debunked numerous times as any kind of "proof" of the existence of a god or gods. If you want to speak of gods, use philosphical arguments, as scientific ones are doomed to failure I'm afraid. I expected better from you.

In a nutshell, as you probably have had explained to you before, disorder and entropy are not the same. The second law of thermodynamics deals with entropy, not disorder.


FecesinVCR
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 243 Posts
Monday, July 13, 2009 1:54:49 PM
The bible is proof that there is no god.

amaqdrinker
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2239 Posts
Monday, July 13, 2009 1:24:27 PM
second law of thermodynamics and some semblance of order within the universe?

The-Sentinel
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1166 Posts
Monday, July 13, 2009 1:15:29 PM
ahh, thought it would be the mitchell and webb look :P

good sketch :P


Wey_Pooh
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1023 Posts
Monday, July 13, 2009 12:24:02 PM
lmfao
Epic.

Frogtango
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1720 Posts
Monday, July 13, 2009 11:52:16 AM
Yea its from a show called 'That Mitchell and Webb look'. Its really good. The guys from peep show basically. British win!!!!

Frogtango
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1720 Posts
Monday, July 13, 2009 11:50:34 AM
I saw this on the tv a few nights ago. I love that mitchel and webb look. ITS winfull

NoCold
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1 Posts
Monday, July 13, 2009 11:20:38 AM
"probably just some random mutation in the watermelon's genetics. O wait not that!!"

XD

epic

was this onion by any chance? i didnt see the logo but this is just the kinda win they do.


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