 Conejito1011
Female, 13-17, Western US
 85 Posts
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Thursday, August 13, 2009 9:56:32 PM
Now we shouldn't just jump to conclusions that she's one of those nasty little girls like on "Maury", she might have been raped and is too scared/embarrassed to tell her mother.... |
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 Tiffany1988
Female, 18-29, Europe
111 Posts
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Monday, August 03, 2009 9:42:20 AM
haha just epic, but mooom it was the pool
okay honey let mommy fix this |
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 LittleMickey
Female, 13-17, Canada
24 Posts
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Saturday, July 18, 2009 9:36:39 PM
Didn't you know? You're supposed to put a condom on before you go in the pool. Duh. |
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 Ffoulkes
Male, 40-49, Western US
7 Posts
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Friday, July 17, 2009 1:23:26 AM
So THAT's how it happens! |
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 MafiaQueen13
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
53 Posts
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Tuesday, July 14, 2009 8:10:13 PM
Face it lady, your kid's a little slut. haha |
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 OrangeCrow
Female, 18-29, Western US
928 Posts
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Monday, July 13, 2009 6:45:39 PM
lol thats ridiculous."First off, wouldn't the chlorine kill any random sperm? " That's what first popped in my mind. e_e; Really dumb. |
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 StudentOfMan
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
266 Posts
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Monday, July 13, 2009 10:11:03 AM
"Yeah mom really, Ockham's Razor doesn't apply here. It must have been the billion to one chance of devine intervention and my highly fertile uterus." When does the dad step in and slap both of them? |
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 BoredomSux98
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
264 Posts
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Monday, July 13, 2009 9:01:42 AM
wow. really? |
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 n0n
Male, 18-29, Europe
203 Posts
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Monday, July 13, 2009 12:39:37 AM
silverthread ftw! |
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 maxell
Male, 13-17, Canada
274 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 7:04:40 PM
sounds like the girls hiding 56 stars on the side of her face. |
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 penguinazul
Female, 18-29, Southern US
83 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 6:06:48 PM
Hey I submitted this and it says some other chick did. Bah, oh well.There must be something in the water!! |
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 BunnyNaku
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
2111 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 5:44:59 PM
lmao@riot |
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 Gerbear
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
1152 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 4:51:27 PM
Why is this under the News and Politics category? Surely this qualifies for "Funny." |
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 GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
1243 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 2:44:31 PM
Oh, by the way, iab can't seem to read any sort of apostrophes, accents or special letters. Naive was what I meant. Or a form of it, but... |
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MykeUK
Male, 18-29, Europe
236 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 2:43:23 PM
Reminds me of the girl who had the 57 stars tattooed on her face. Rather than admit to a mistake let's just lie and get some innocent 3rd party involved to take the blame.And thus the legal system was born. |
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GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
1243 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 2:41:47 PM
Gotta love the Naïvety of the mother:
"She swears that her daughter did not meet any boys during their vacation, so the mysterious sperm in the pool had to be the culprit."Oh, is that what she said, now? |
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 riotDX
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
394 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 2:26:05 PM
hey mom looks like your little 13 year old isn't quite as innocent as you thought |
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 deadskull35
Male, 13-17, Western US
102 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 9:52:52 AM
this all depends..how hot is the girl. |
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1007333
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
17 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 9:13:25 AM
The chlorine is designed to kill bacteria, so logically it would kill other cells (i.e. sperm) as well. |
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 SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
1353 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 8:24:31 AM
And Thus, AQUAMAN was born... |
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 a1butcher
Male, 40-49, Canada
1438 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 7:40:02 AM
lostinkorea- I'm guessing its bad to ask such a question, LOL |
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 Tidbit
Female, 70 & Over, Canada
211 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 7:38:27 AM
LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
the mom is just trying to find excuses for her daughter being a bit of a sleeeeze |
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 polkafromny
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
254 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 7:37:48 AM
Why won't the mother just accept the fact that her daughter got laid? |
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 TopHat128
Male, 13-17, Europe
3 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 7:18:33 AM
xxkangrixx
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
302 Posts Sunday, July 12, 2009 7:02:21 AM
If you click on the link in the article, it sends you to the source of the news, which is The Sun.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't The Sun like a tabloid, or a fake news magazine?It's not a fake news magazine. It's a British daily newspaper... I suppose it is a tabloid. But that doesn't make this news false. It's just the sort of story that wouldn't be picked up on in something like the independant. And just in case you don't know what that is (which you probably don't), its basically a proper newapaper. One of the massive ones that has pages the size of a table cloth :P |
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 xxkangrixx
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
312 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 7:02:21 AM
If you click on the link in the article, it sends you to the source of the news, which is The Sun.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't The Sun like a tabloid, or a fake news magazine? |
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