 Shahar102
Female, 18-29, Europe
 87 Posts
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Thursday, July 16, 2009 2:24:37 AM
"Prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin"
Laughlin? seriously? |
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 scorpio28
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
157 Posts
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Monday, July 13, 2009 5:02:44 AM
...wait, it was BOILING? Nevermind.... |
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scorpio28
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
157 Posts
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Monday, July 13, 2009 5:00:53 AM
I'm so going out this way. :P |
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 dragonshadoz
Female, 18-29, Canada
15601 Posts
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Monday, July 13, 2009 2:11:08 AM
At least he had a last meal?Sucks... |
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 Boredered
Male, 18-29, Western US
1913 Posts
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Monday, July 13, 2009 12:12:06 AM
.... I don't know how to respond to this... umm Lucky Bad luck? |
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 JumpRope
Male, 18-29, Canada
98 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 10:58:31 PM
chocolates' other secret ingredientpeople |
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 TR-Wolf
Male, 18-29, Europe
547 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 10:28:09 PM
He didn't suffocate, he smashed his head open on the mixing blade, which killed him instantly. |
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 OldOllie
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
1060 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 9:38:29 PM
Life imitates the Smothers Brothers |
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 opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
14316 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 9:34:52 PM
"Actually suffocating is one of the most peaceful ways to day as your body shuts itself down very quickly, you feel very little pain. It's one of the most preferred methods amongst suicidal folk."I'd think a gunshot through the mouth would be prefered, quick and painless. "Also you become unconscious before the fact that you're dieing can really set in. Double fail." It takes 3-4 minutes to become unconscious after eceiving no air. How the f*ck long does it take YOU to realize that you're going to die? |
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 crax
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
20 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 7:14:10 PM
i wonder if they're still gonna sell the chocolate... |
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DVLDRVR666
Male, 13-17, Canada
618 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 6:48:05 PM
F*ck you Wily Wonka |
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MeowMix12
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
26 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 6:02:04 PM
Death by snoo snoo would be number one. Chocolate a close number two though. |
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 simim23
Female, 18-29, Southern US
767 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 4:30:29 PM
"mmmm chocolate-coated corpse."my thoughts exactly. |
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 Genocyde
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
174 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 4:28:56 PM
Well that's the first death in Camden that hasn't been a shooting or drugs. |
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 Gigaman
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
125 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 2:46:57 PM
"Yes, but the panic as you struggle to breathe makes is PSYCOLOGICALLY a horrible death."more like PSYCHOCOLATY |
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 Overmann
Male, 18-29, Southern US
3146 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 2:34:09 PM
"Best way to die?"Nah. Death via blackhole is still number one. |
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 freddyferret
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
4209 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 2:15:34 PM
Sex is the best way to go, but death by chocolate is in the top 5. |
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 shunpo_31
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1310 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 12:51:40 PM
mmmm chocolate-coated corpse. |
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 vilem
Male, 18-29, Canada
160 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 12:12:34 PM
It's like the origin story for the joker, only this guy could be like...the chocolateer or something. |
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 shizzamX
Female, 13-17, Southern US
2081 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 12:12:06 PM
no.. that wouldn't be a good way to die. sure, it's chocolate, but it's also hot, drowning and being burnt at the same time, woooo! |
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 Kaagan
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
405 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 12:09:55 PM
worst way to die. that chocolate was extremely hot and cooked him to death in delicious chocolate |
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 je_scream
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
766 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 12:07:09 PM
chocolate's overrated. i'd been pissed off. |
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 lostinkorea
Female, 30-39, Europe
1054 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 11:52:31 AM
"Sunday, July 12, 2009 10:27:07 AM
"Yes, but the panic as you struggle to breathe makes is PSYCOLOGICALLY a horrible death."Lol, spelling fail. Amplified as it's in Caps Lock. Also you become unconscious before the fact that you're dieing can really set in. Double fail."
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I am sorry but as you were trying to correct Vicious Liar, you too made a spelling booboo... It's dying not dieing LOLOLOLOLOLOL |
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 Freelop
Male, 18-29, Europe
383 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 11:47:19 AM
After all the years of us eating it, chocolate gets it's SWEET revenge |
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 Dfaulted
Male, 13-17, Canada
1624 Posts
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Sunday, July 12, 2009 11:42:14 AM
Not best way to die, as i had thought |
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