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Knife Wielding Burglar Battered By Pensioner

Hits: 5961 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: lukas1051
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MetalicDemon
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1183 Posts
Friday, August 14, 2009 10:04:12 AM
that'll teach him

Slade8
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 918 Posts
Thursday, July 09, 2009 4:58:27 PM
"The Price is WRONG BITCH!"
Ha, I just watched Happy Gilmore a few days ago. XD

WRNKLDTITFUZ
Male, 13-17, Western US
 180 Posts
Monday, July 06, 2009 4:23:12 PM
messed with the wrong elder

SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1353 Posts
Sunday, July 05, 2009 7:41:04 PM
The Price is WRONG BITCH!

Moneo
Female, 13-17, Europe
 147 Posts
Sunday, July 05, 2009 5:08:56 PM
Britain has the most badass granparents ever.

JoeYC
Male, 18-29, Europe
 388 Posts
Sunday, July 05, 2009 1:04:57 PM
i heard about that gun one too but thats ovious. the one i heard was on the tv news and papers. some years ago and i dont remember the full story.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 1451 Posts
Sunday, July 05, 2009 8:09:53 AM
"what??? the pensioner doesnt even get sentanced for that??? thats unlike the british justice system."

No it isn't - you have a right to hit someone until they are dazed or unconscious. You can do so in defence of self, others, property or to prevent a crime in progress. You can attack them on sight if they are in your home - their presence is a threat. This is all very clear in the law. That's the law, as opposed to urban myth. People have killed intruders and it's been ruled reasonable force.

I bet you're thinking of Tony Martin, who used an illegal gun to shoot people in the back, as he had clearly planned to do (and he still escaped a murder charge). That's not reasonable force.

"I Remember when that a broke into a familys house and tried to kill the dad, but got pushed down the stairs and he sued the guy for it"

It probably never happened. Most of it's just made up. If this is an exception, bear in mind that suing doesn't mean winning. Anyone c


thubanstar
Female, 40-49, Southern US
 151 Posts
Sunday, July 05, 2009 7:20:16 AM
Hurray!

skullgrin
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 164 Posts
Sunday, July 05, 2009 6:03:57 AM
boxing lacks flips, and all the other fancy poo that makes you go "oooh" and "aaahhh" thats why people think its not a martial art

JoeYC
Male, 18-29, Europe
 388 Posts
Sunday, July 05, 2009 5:07:47 AM
what??? the pensioner doesnt even get sentanced for that??? thats unlike the british justice system.

I Remember when that a broke into a familys house and tried to kill the dad, but got pushed down the stairs and he sued the guy for it


iluvpink13
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1418 Posts
Sunday, July 05, 2009 2:34:45 AM
niiiiice

Dogboy76
Male, 30-39, Europe
 87 Posts
Sunday, July 05, 2009 1:43:28 AM
I'm sure this guy will have a lovely time in prison when the other inmates find out.

His underwear is going to look like the Japanese flag.


OrangeCrow
Female, 18-29, Western US
 928 Posts
Sunday, July 05, 2009 1:01:44 AM
Boom headshot?

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 1451 Posts
Sunday, July 05, 2009 12:01:18 AM
Tia-Shadow: Yes, boxing is a martial art. It's effective - that's why it has rules to stop boxers being killed in contest fights. It's not just untrained brawling.

What would you say boxing lacks that stops it being a martial art?


Jmsword88
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 34 Posts
Saturday, July 04, 2009 10:33:48 PM
Why would he throw his knife?

Tia-Shadow
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 257 Posts
Saturday, July 04, 2009 10:27:45 PM
whoa whoa whoa Angilion.
Boxing = Martial Art?
I think not.
I know my Martial Arts.
But Boxing???? No Way man!
Gung Fu?
Yes. Boxing no.

spongamabob
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2161 Posts
Saturday, July 04, 2009 8:09:55 PM
haha. only two punches. that is hilarious.

IABbrandon
Male, 18-29, Western US
 325 Posts
Saturday, July 04, 2009 6:18:02 PM
O_O dayum......well thats what u get when u decide to mess with the unexpected.

Angilion
Male, 40-49, Europe
 1451 Posts
Saturday, July 04, 2009 3:05:50 PM
"ONLY 2 PUNCHES?! wtf, is he an old man or superman?"

He's a boxer. It's an effective martial art. Retiring doesn't mean forgetting, so he knows how to punch very efficiently. Presumably he still trains to maintain strength and vigour. Speed too, because those two punches were a combo. He probably dodged the knife, too.

Next time anyone sees someone blathering about self-defence being illegal in the UK, show them this. It's legal to attack a burglar on sight, even if they don't threaten you (their presence is deemed a threat in itself).

I know a man in his mid 60s who competes as a cyclist. He still goes to France to do the hors categorie hillclimbs from the Tour and routinely does 25 mile road races in under an hour. There are a couple of men in their 70s in his club who are as fast.

If you train, you can maintain yourself physically into old age.


dragonshadoz
Female, 18-29, Canada
 15591 Posts
Saturday, July 04, 2009 2:54:22 PM
Haha! What a loser, I'm glad he got what he did.

Angelmassb
Male, 18-29, S. America
 1579 Posts
Saturday, July 04, 2009 2:42:15 PM
The old people is going on rebellion
Finally

PinkAndGreen
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 796 Posts
Saturday, July 04, 2009 2:41:43 PM
I totally burst out laughing when I saw the wanna-be-burglar's face.

You rock, old dude!


Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2210 Posts
Saturday, July 04, 2009 2:19:45 PM
LAWLS GOT PWNED!!!

bunny_knight
Male, 18-29, Canada
 144 Posts
Saturday, July 04, 2009 1:33:48 PM
ONLY 2 PUNCHES?! wtf, is he an old man or superman?

Slmmhmmr161
Male, 13-17, Canada
 290 Posts
Saturday, July 04, 2009 1:31:49 PM
Don't mess with seniors, you never know what they did before they retired!

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