 Tubaman101
Male, 13-17, Western US
 3 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 7:54:06 PM
Eww grosss i have the Bruce lee truck that one is wayyyy better |
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 iluvpink13
Female, 18-29, Canada
1418 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 2:28:47 PM
lol nice. i like it |
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 tazman321
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
190 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 2:16:11 PM
thanks to the theory of relativity, chuck noris can, and will, kick you yesterday. |
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 seankerr001
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
138 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:41:33 PM
While having sex inside a semi-truck, some of Chuck Norris's semen escaped to the gas tank. The result, Optimus Prime. |
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 LexiLeet
Female, 13-17, Western US
159 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:33:36 PM
Wow. I want that truck now. >:[ |
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 madmax11
Male, 18-29, Europe
733 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:55:31 PM
there is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, just another fistChuck Norris does not sleep.. he waits :D |
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 cbs12251971
Male, 30-39, Southern US
22 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:31:54 PM
when god has sex he screams chuck norris's name.
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 lukas1051
Male, 18-29, Europe
2303 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 9:35:22 AM
Holy fu... Wow. |
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 looneypath
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 6:26:35 AM
@ Willowpuff: That is not a paintjob. Chuck Norris looked at the truck and out of fear it materialized his image. |
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 Frogtango
Male, 13-17, Europe
1592 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 6:26:17 AM
When Chuck goes for a swim, Chuck Norris does not get wet, The water gets Chuck Norrised.There is no such thing as evolution. Only the animals chuck Norris lets live. Giraffes grew long necks because they were tired from being round house kicked in the face And so on |
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 jennifer6716
Female, 13-17, Canada
462 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 6:08:21 AM
Chuck Norris gave Jesus the gift of beard, and as a favor God created Optimus Prime, Guiness and killer bees. |
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 TruTenrMan
Male, 18-29, Southern US
336 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:57:21 AM
Oh—dear God. |
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 Joss19
Female, 18-29, Europe
58 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:49:08 AM
"Legend says that Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin under his beard... but an extra fist!!"LOL |
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 Binary101
Male, 13-17, Asia
847 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:36:03 AM
MotherTrucker! |
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 kribbe
Male, 18-29, Europe
866 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:33:25 AM
"Chuck Norris had an orgy with an 18-wheel Mack truck, and Optimus Prime."optimus prime is the "love" child of chuck norris and a truck so that sentence would be called incest |
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kribbe
Male, 18-29, Europe
866 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 5:29:45 AM
@hagane: god doesnt exist cuz chuck norris roundhouse kicked him out of existence.an orgy is when a group of 7 or more people join together to have sex, it's a basic fact |
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 Willowpuff
Female, 18-29, Europe
2142 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 3:01:34 AM
Have to say that's an awesome paint job. |
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 ukscc
Male, 18-29, Europe
84 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:50:47 AM
By the way...it's a Volvo - not a DAF...and both are actually pretty good trucks these days!! (Although, DAF has the edge for living space with the XF105)To compare: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co... Side view of a European Volvo. |
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 VictoriaIAB
Female, 13-17, Western US
88 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:34:02 AM
... chuck's face isn't in proportion to his body... the painter fails at life =P |
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 pookie666
Male, 18-29, Europe
78 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:33:56 AM
Chuck norris is the only man who can slam a revolving door |
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gingervitis
Female, 13-17, Western US
20 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:18:26 AM
EPIC FAIL.
this isnt the best truck ever!
its just a truck with chuck norris's face on it.
pff. |
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 krazyluv
Female, 13-17, Western US
637 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:06:17 AM
I never thought chuck norris jokes were funny.....
THERE i said it. Feels so good to get that off my chest.
Now, to tell of the fat broad in my english class who wont stop quoting chuck norris jokes. |
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DarkFerret
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
347 Posts
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009 12:05:22 AM
yesss |
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 hated0love
Female, 18-29, Southern US
342 Posts
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Monday, June 15, 2009 11:47:15 PM
chuck norris is getting old some of the jokes are reruns and the so call new ones are just plain retard and boring |
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 odeed
Male, 18-29, Australia
368 Posts
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Monday, June 15, 2009 11:27:13 PM
"OK enough with Chuck Norris already,his jokes were funny for about 5 minutes and that's about it....and that was a year and a half ago, now whenever someone even brings up Chuck Norris I want to punch them in the throat"Actually, it was more like 3 years ago. |
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