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 k10josumm
Male, 13-17, Western US
 327 Posts
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009 8:44:06 PM
yeah too bad humans arent an average species. more humans would be killed in nuclear warfare than pandemic. there are too many and we're too widespread and technologically advanced to be killed by anything less than a global disaster aka GIGANTIC meteor strike or climate change that eliminates current life on earth. even THEN. we'd probably find a way to survive... |
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 vicious_liar
Male, 13-17, Europe
970 Posts
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Sunday, June 14, 2009 9:16:31 AM
Humans are most likely to be killed by a pandemic. Nothing extraterrestrial, no magic, no complicated theories; just an ordinary pandemic.Did you know the average time a species lives is 2 million years? |
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 Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
2210 Posts
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Sunday, June 14, 2009 9:03:06 AM
I knew 2 of those. >.> |
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 Fagballs
Male, 18-29, Europe
17 Posts
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Sunday, June 14, 2009 8:29:15 AM
sweet. |
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 madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
1104 Posts
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Sunday, June 14, 2009 7:29:53 AM
What no Nirabu? |
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 i-am-bo-red
Male, 13-17, Western US
114 Posts
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Sunday, June 14, 2009 3:14:28 AM
Dum dum DUMMMMMMM!!!!! |
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 DjarumBlacks
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
28 Posts
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Sunday, June 14, 2009 1:35:37 AM
I'll drink to this. |
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 Hayllee
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
335 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 10:47:08 PM
If we all do have truly an apocalipse, I'll probably be ready. I have nothing to do this summer, so I guess I'll build a mini-vault. :P |
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 Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
5382 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 10:43:12 PM
> loadstar
> anything you need to know about the end of the Earth is encoded within I-A-BThis is, of course, True. We mods have long known that within the Sacred Shrine Of The Modblog lies the True Heart Of Rasillon, Keeper Of Infinite Order, and the Omnipotent Codex Of Time, whose Guardians, the Knights Templar Of The Reality Bridge, watch over the Forums Of Light until the Day Of Dawning, whence the Returning Master will unlock the Intricate Seals of the Scroll Of Light, ushering in the Day Of Destruction for this universe, and heralding the Age Of New Creation*. Apparently all this happens around 2012, when Opie reaches 20,000 posts. The Ancients were big on Capitalized Words apparently
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 Tonyjet
Male, 18-29, Western US
3097 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 9:23:38 PM
the aligning of the earth and the sun with the center of the galaxy happens every year. |
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 SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2601 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 7:53:00 PM
"anything you need to know about the end of the Earth is encoded withing I-A-B. It will most likely involve; a giant squid, a piano playing cat, Shamwow, and Mormon Jesus. And a treadmill. Don't forget the treadmill." I knew that Vince would have something to do with this. I think he actually created the Rap Chop to brainwash us all. Then he can convince us to be his minions by using some simple advertising techniques. Like convincing us that following him will stop us from having a boring life. And boring tuna.
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 The_Maddog
Male, 30-39, Europe
2791 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 5:16:16 PM
I'll be there, partying like it's 1999..except it'll be 2012!
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 Dextrine
Male, 18-29, Western US
433 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 5:11:33 PM
the world will end the day after you die. |
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 Sean162
Male, 13-17, Europe
58 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 5:05:59 PM
What's that I smell, sheep is it? No cow...Oh wait, it's bullsh*t. |
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 HotCarl
Female, 18-29, Europe
101 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 3:52:31 PM
Also, in b4 the New World Order utilizes the panic and fear surrounded by 2012 to stage the hoax of some huge threat using it as an excuse to start shifting North America into martial law, disarming and imprisoning Christians and those who don't cooperate before turning all of North America into "Region One" of the one global government.This tinfoil hat is very warm and makes annoying sounds when I move my head from side to side. |
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 davymid
Male, 18-29, Europe
5553 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 3:48:27 PM
anything you need to know about the end of the Earth is encoded withing I-A-B. It will most likely involve; a giant squid, a piano playing cat, Shamwow, and Mormon Jesus.
And a treadmill. Don't forget the treadmill. |
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HotCarl
Female, 18-29, Europe
101 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 3:47:50 PM
Meh. We've had a good run. |
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 perigee
Male, 18-29, Europe
81 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 3:29:33 PM
They forgot the only set of prophecies in the history of the world that are actually correct: The Nice and Accurate ones, prophecised by one Anges Nutter. You know I'm right. |
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 loadstar
Male, 30-39, Canada
253 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 3:13:13 PM
anything you need to know about the end of the Earth is encoded withing I-A-B. It will most likely involve; a giant squid, a piano playing cat, Shamwow, and Mormon Jesus. |
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 msieg007
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
543 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 3:00:02 PM
"Well, on December 31 2012 The Kyoto Protocol will expire..."The Kyoto Protocol deals with reduction of greenhouse gases... so... I'm not entirely sure what that has to do with... anything? being discussed here. Unless you're trying to imply that on January 1, 2013, countries are just gonna start releasing exorbitant amounts of GHG's. |
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 ChronicBored
Male, 18-29, Canada
93 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 2:53:40 PM
There's actually a logical scientific explanation behind the 2012 end of the world theory (something to do with magnetic fields). I just don't know what it is. |
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 pat125
Male, 18-29, Western US
744 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 2:44:12 PM
"The Hopi believe time to be cyclical and made up of a number of worlds. When a world begins it is innocent and pure, but as time goes by the world and its people become corrupted by sex, war and other things we pay 10 dollars a ticket to see at AMC.""Ursula Sontheil, later known as Mother Shipton, was born in a cave in North Yorkshire, England in 1488. She is historically described as being the visual approximation of a foot grafted to an ass." LMAO! Cracked's writing is always hilarious. |
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 manorrd
Male, 30-39, Europe
2767 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 2:11:15 PM
NO NO!...THIRTY days hath September...
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 kalela
Female, 30-39, Western US
179 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 1:08:04 PM
"Her biographer, Richard Head (no, seriously),"ROFL. I'm actually really excited for 2012. Everyone's going to FREAK OUT! xD |
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 ftwxkourtney
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
9 Posts
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Saturday, June 13, 2009 12:59:38 PM
My mom believes that the Swine Flu [forgive me Government, H1N1] Will kill us all.... i can't help but agree. |
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