 kirstoner
Female, 18-29, Australia
 117 Posts
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Friday, April 24, 2009 8:06:09 AM
"How drunk was I last night?"
"I dunno, I passed out!" |
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 firefliet
Female, 18-29, Western US
1225 Posts
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Friday, April 24, 2009 1:25:42 AM
LOL@ steve41highBoth posts. |
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 Woot45
Female, 13-17, Western US
2284 Posts
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Thursday, April 23, 2009 10:52:59 PM
Hahaha... just more reason for me never to drink. |
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 yoimmylene
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
2058 Posts
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Thursday, April 23, 2009 2:41:23 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'm not touching beer. Ever. |
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 steve41high
Male, 18-29, Europe
674 Posts
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Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:45:46 PM
"Because good nights have horrible mornings."you know how good a night was, by how f*cked up yiou are in the morning. Bangin headache and feeling sick = Good night
Broken arm and in a police station = Epic night |
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steve41high
Male, 18-29, Europe
674 Posts
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Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:44:10 PM
If i was motivated enough, id write the 8 stages of Cannabis consumption.Except having probably reached stage 8 a while ago, i lost motivation and recollection of the first few stages. |
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 FecesinVCR
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
211 Posts
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Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:12:00 PM
I stay somewhere between stage 2 and stage 3, everyday. Stage 5 is for special occasions. Stage 6, 7 and 8 are for non-drinking sissy pansies. |
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 GRadde
Male, 18-29, Europe
1246 Posts
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Thursday, April 23, 2009 11:12:11 AM
All this raises a question: one stage will inevitably lead to the next stage, as, in the beginning, you have no intention of going as far as last time, and later on, because you have no intentions at all. So, the question is, why? Why drink this much at all? Alcohol is something that should be drunk in small amount because it tastes good WHEN YOU ARE SOBER, and elevates the taste of the food. |
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 Ughhzombie
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
219 Posts
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Thursday, April 23, 2009 11:08:00 AM
Beer does not taste like crap, what the hell is wrong with you? Sounds like you're drinking the wrong beers or you should stick with drinking mike's hard. |
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 Dagaz20
Female, 18-29, Canada
193 Posts
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Thursday, April 23, 2009 6:33:55 AM
this pretty much sums up me at my friend's bday party last month....quite possibly my proudest, or most shameful moments......depends on who you ask |
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 Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
2488 Posts
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Thursday, April 23, 2009 12:46:29 AM
The only people who drink for the taste of it are wine snobs, and even they will tell you if it didn't have alcohol in it they wouldn't bother. |
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 Bekll
Female, 18-29, Southern US
1964 Posts
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 11:30:09 PM
"Only total pussies drink and find it icky."
You're the "pussy".Drinking sucks, end of discussion. Beer tastes like crap. |
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 deadpopstar
Female, 18-29, Western US
144 Posts
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 10:20:40 PM
Yup, sounds about right. |
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Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
2488 Posts
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 10:08:56 PM
Well stage 4 does indeed raise an interesting question, WOULD a grizzly bear kick a gorillas ass in a fight?I think that's too deep for drunk talk. |
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 AchLstStnd
Male, 30-39, Southern US
131 Posts
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 9:52:18 PM
A Grizzly Bear Would Kick A Gorilla’s Ass In A FightI LOL'd. I have to make a note to get this conversation started the next time I'm the designated driver. Hell, I gotta get my lulz somehow. |
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 Winter_ICE_0
Male, 13-17, Western US
603 Posts
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 9:19:52 PM
"The only people who willingly swallow a disgusting liquid and then say “oh yeah!†afterwards are drunk people and porn stars. And both usually have a high percentage of ending their night with something stuck in their non-nice individual." Beautiful... just beautiful. |
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 mrpopenfresh
Male, 18-29, Canada
1037 Posts
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 9:15:19 PM
Maybe I drink too much, but these stages have nothing in common with my drinking. First off, it isn't akward with friends before the buzz, nor do I talk about tv shows or the internet (wich is why I even do have friends). Second, I like the taste of beer and liquor if I am drunk or not. Only total pussies drink and find it icky.The rest is a blur. |
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 pwnda
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
162 Posts
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 8:47:48 PM
hahahaha, i liked the 8 stages of a drunk bar girl that was down there in the comments |
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 Swaywithme
Female, 18-29, Canada
720 Posts
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 8:05:23 PM
I am currently at number two :) |
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 fr0d0lives
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
619 Posts
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 8:04:39 PM
so. true. |
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 bananajojo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
738 Posts
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 7:27:11 PM
i'm allergic to beer.this makes me thankful |
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 habbazoot
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
2146 Posts
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 6:26:15 PM
sXe all the way |
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 vitaliy
Male, 13-17, Western US
1467 Posts
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 6:17:54 PM
Been to #7, but skipped a few because I'm a very nice drunk. |
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 Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
6453 Posts
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 5:03:33 PM
More reason why I don't need to drink. ^^ |
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 IslandLotus
Female, 18-29, Western US
377 Posts
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 4:19:55 PM
LOL@ "This guy right here...this fuggin guy...this is the guy, right here..."It's true. I've heard many versions of that. |
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