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Herpes Infected Monkeys Escape Research Center

Hits: 4741 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: opiebreath
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yoshi_glover
Male, 13-17, Canada
 57 Posts
Friday, April 10, 2009 3:31:27 PM
Awww man that was like our only shot at a zombie apcolypse....f**k!!!

LuckyChuck
Male, 18-29, Canada
 35 Posts
Friday, April 10, 2009 9:12:50 AM
Isn't this how the movie 28 Days Later began?

lukas1051
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2303 Posts
Friday, April 10, 2009 8:43:44 AM
Aaaaw... They were caught . I was hoping for a real-life 28 days later.

ConverseUK
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1293 Posts
Friday, April 10, 2009 5:31:52 AM
"No, I'm pretty sure they were infected. I doubt they were shipped out from the rainforest pre-loaded with software, if you catch me."

Well, I caught something...


Bat_Girl
Female, 13-17, Australia
 319 Posts
Friday, April 10, 2009 5:28:45 AM
wow. i feel bad for the monkeys.

davymid
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5553 Posts
Friday, April 10, 2009 5:13:14 AM
Oh and I am sure they did not infect the monkeys with the Herpes. It actually runs rampid in the jungle where the monkeys are from.

No, I'm pretty sure they were infected. I doubt they were shipped out from the rainforest pre-loaded with software, if you catch me.


ConverseUK
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1293 Posts
Friday, April 10, 2009 4:40:51 AM
Anyone here had a cold-sore?

That's Oral Herpes.

Play safe, kids!


CrazyD101
Male, 18-29, Europe
 127 Posts
Friday, April 10, 2009 3:49:21 AM
28 days later all over again! Better hope you're in a coma in a locked room when it starts.

KRAYZEEGIRL
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 221 Posts
Friday, April 10, 2009 3:33:27 AM
Oh and I am sure they did not infect the monkeys with the Herpes. It actually runs rampid in the jungle where the monkeys are from.

KRAYZEEGIRL
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 221 Posts
Friday, April 10, 2009 3:31:56 AM
This is a link explaining why they are testing monkeys. I think I would rather see a monkey tested than a human for this one. But if your that concerned about the monkeys maybe you should volunteer for this research, I'm sure they will give you a proper burial.
http://www.monkeymaddness.com/articles/v...

Boredx12
Female, 13-17, Europe
 1661 Posts
Friday, April 10, 2009 2:38:35 AM
This makes me pretty mad.
They retreat when approached eh?
I wonder why. I would sure as hell run away if I saw the bastards coming for me to try and give me AIDS or whatever.

i-am-emo
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1267 Posts
Friday, April 10, 2009 1:46:34 AM
I'll remember that next time I make out with a monkey.

mattriesel
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 103 Posts
Friday, April 10, 2009 1:28:50 AM
so, who gave the monkeys herpes in the first place?



FloridaSnow
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 625 Posts
Friday, April 10, 2009 12:11:42 AM
STDs can still be transmitted via some other bodily fluids

LoofahBoy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3360 Posts
Thursday, April 09, 2009 11:41:24 PM
Isn't herpes a, you know, an STD?

So unless someone plans to have sex with that monkey, I don't think we need to worry.

Well poo, keep me away from that monkey!


FloridaSnow
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 625 Posts
Thursday, April 09, 2009 10:07:56 PM
I had a little monkey and i sent him to the country and I feed him on ginger bread, along came a choo-choo, knocked my monkey coo-coo and now my monkeys...dead

HerrHuhn
Male, 18-29, Western US
 54 Posts
Thursday, April 09, 2009 9:35:11 PM
I actually go to school fairly close to this place. Thus, I'm somewhat less than delighted by the inevitable plague of STD ridden monkeys within spitting distance.

Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2488 Posts
Thursday, April 09, 2009 9:10:36 PM
Great, just great. Thanks science!

ryan99
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1366 Posts
Thursday, April 09, 2009 9:01:34 PM
28 days later, America has a herpes epidemic on its hands (even if the movie took place in the UK...).

kinjomusashi
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 671 Posts
Thursday, April 09, 2009 7:59:44 PM
wow this post really hits close to home...i happen to be a researcher (why do you think i'm on iab all the time, hehe)...but seriously, the herpes virus is very close anatomically to the aids virus and this is why primates are used in testing...ie, aids and herpes don't infect other animals they way they infect hominids like people or primates...its true, monkeys do not exhibit the same symptoms as humans upon infection, HOWEVER, they can easily infect a human by scratching and biting...the worst part is that these primates DO NOT like humans at all...and for very good reason (i don't think i need to explain why)...anyway, they are EXTREMELY violent when any human even goes near their cage...we usually have to sedate them first using a tranquilizer before we can even get near them...i'm sure these monkeys that escaped want to get as far away from any human as possible...but, then again, therein lies the danger...

tonkacow
Female, 13-17, Canada
 28 Posts
Thursday, April 09, 2009 7:55:21 PM
What were they doing to the monkeys that they got Herpes? :(

ShadowRyder
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1557 Posts
Thursday, April 09, 2009 7:54:45 PM
I was gonna put that up. damn you, peloos. =O
LOL jk
and
LOL@_Perfection_

peloos12
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2856 Posts
Thursday, April 09, 2009 7:45:23 PM
Before somebody else gets to it...



BBQ
Male, 18-29, Europe
 239 Posts
Thursday, April 09, 2009 7:41:50 PM
_Perfection_ >> Haven't we all been there? I suppose "the monkey did it" isn't they best excuse out there, still, it's the most used one.

dragosal
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1044 Posts
Thursday, April 09, 2009 7:37:43 PM
some primates carry these illness's naturally. i coud be wrong but i dont think things like herpes hurts primates like it does us. tho it prolly should. OH wat if the monkeys in 28 days later actually has syphilis! swiss cheese brain could account for the "rage" never saw the movie just a random idea.

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