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How To Get a Girl To Touch Your Crotch

Hits: 40161 | Rating: (2.2) | Category: Funny | Added by: karabutter
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mardraum
Male, 18-29, Europe
 223 Posts
Monday, April 06, 2009 3:36:09 AM
Get them drunk, and then you just wait for them to fall asleep. EZ

KRAYZEEGIRL
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
 445 Posts
Monday, April 06, 2009 1:10:30 AM
lol I had a guy that looked like Chow Yun-Fat wax my brows and he "leaned in" and rested his penis on my arm. It definately had a firm reaction lol.

moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1969 Posts
Sunday, April 05, 2009 6:19:59 PM
height*

moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1969 Posts
Sunday, April 05, 2009 6:16:52 PM
That was hilar. I think one of the best ways of doing it, although this only applies to men and women of a similar hight, is walking up behind a woman while they're also walking, and swinging their hands. However, this might turn out to be slightly painful. But hey, a touch is a touch right?

Barnk
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 480 Posts
Sunday, April 05, 2009 5:44:15 PM
I've got one. You tell the girl that you will punch her in the nose if she doesn't touch it. Works every time! [DONS 80'S SHADES, POPS COLLAR]

kronosbr
Male, 18-29, S. America
 272 Posts
Sunday, April 05, 2009 3:12:28 PM
gotta remember to try out that last one :)

slayer50515
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 990 Posts
Sunday, April 05, 2009 12:48:58 PM
"like your cousins girlfriend"
*shakes head no*
"a co-worker"
*shakes head no again*
"someone you met at comic-con"
*aah yeah ok...*

d_katman
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1845 Posts
Sunday, April 05, 2009 12:40:55 PM
teehee. i lold

ADMFlapplap
Male, 18-29, Western US
 177 Posts
Sunday, April 05, 2009 9:29:25 AM
God, creepy.

lickatoad
Female, 18-29, Australia
 35 Posts
Sunday, April 05, 2009 5:48:51 AM
nice one confuzedkid.

This was funny :D


confuzedkid
Male, 13-17, Western US
 159 Posts
Saturday, April 04, 2009 5:54:12 PM
my favorite manuever is
"Hey steff (my gf) how bout a bj?"

Bat_Girl
Female, 13-17, Australia
 323 Posts
Saturday, April 04, 2009 5:53:33 PM
this is funny.

Bat_Girl
Female, 13-17, Australia
 323 Posts
Saturday, April 04, 2009 5:47:35 PM
this is funny.

Faith13HF
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 75 Posts
Saturday, April 04, 2009 4:38:30 PM
...


...


I hate myself now.


Squidbush
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 609 Posts
Saturday, April 04, 2009 3:16:11 PM

"40-49 year old should not be picking up woman who are alone in a bar.... creeper"

Where should he be picking them up then, a nursing home?



themadcap
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 97 Posts
Saturday, April 04, 2009 2:18:09 PM
@ aliachloe and bananajojo... sounds like you know how to pick em.

DarkFerret
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2764 Posts
Saturday, April 04, 2009 2:02:56 PM
ha, that was pretty funny. the ending was funny

Boredx12
Female, 13-17, Europe
 1661 Posts
Saturday, April 04, 2009 1:20:10 PM
Arghh now Im gonna be really paranoid every time a guy hugs me!

Chaos7
Male, 18-29, Western US
 844 Posts
Saturday, April 04, 2009 1:18:50 PM
LOLZ!

kinjomusashi
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 920 Posts
Saturday, April 04, 2009 1:11:51 PM
ok seems nobody here wants to share their technique...i'm gonna give that sex in the city one a try...i think it could be a winner...

aliachloe
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 197 Posts
Saturday, April 04, 2009 1:10:23 PM
Wbreeck, Jedi mind tricks don't actually work.

gatorade777
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1201 Posts
Saturday, April 04, 2009 10:40:12 AM
40-49 year old should not be picking up woman who are alone in a bar.... creeper

revdrdark
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 693 Posts
Saturday, April 04, 2009 9:28:20 AM
I look for the woman sitting alone in the bar, and buy her something strong. Flowers optional.

Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4537 Posts
Saturday, April 04, 2009 6:43:33 AM
"opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Western US
10477 Posts Friday, April 03, 2009 7:41:44 PM
Oh wow, that whole thing fell apart when he addressed the camera at the end."
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I concur.

trp712
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2223 Posts
Saturday, April 04, 2009 12:21:08 AM
LOL vit.

And yeah, at first it was funny, but by the end...I didn't want to watch it anymore.


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