 Swaba
Male, 13-17, Canada
 35 Posts
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009 6:45:56 PM
Wow, Go american court system. Gotta love it |
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 bocaj90
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
31 Posts
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009 12:43:19 PM
wow...what douches |
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 LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
4886 Posts
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Saturday, March 28, 2009 3:35:01 PM
All of those were thrown out, of course. |
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 trp712
Male, 13-17, Australia
1413 Posts
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Saturday, March 28, 2009 1:22:30 AM
LOL at the guy who sued himself......that takes some serious nads. |
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 Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
2488 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 11:47:17 PM
Douchebags of the world need to unite and form a class action law suit against Criss Angel. He stole all of the doucheyness in the world and now there is none left for the rest of us. |
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 Sociophobic
Male, 13-17, Southern US
354 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 10:09:02 PM
I get #9. The silence guy seems greedy. |
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 sugarhyped
Female, 18-29, Western US
187 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 9:21:32 PM
i lol'd at the wu-tang clan, 'tsunami victims', and nordic gods. if he isn't crazy he must have a good time. |
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 Mornaf
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
423 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 4:22:23 PM
"Seriously, how the hell do you trip on a ramp?"
well, I trip over flat surfaces, so a ramp is easy to trip over |
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 Concetra
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1019 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 3:37:18 PM
I'm suing everyone who posts first. |
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 ceruchaoman
Male, 13-17, Europe
31 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 3:13:48 PM
Someone I know owns a cafe, and somebody tried to sue after they tripped outside it.
Instead she got an architect to evaluate it, who concluded the ramp was perfect, and the woman is an idiot. Seriously, how the hell do you trip on a ramp? |
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 dystopia04
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
1078 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 2:58:52 PM
agree with #9, because she cheated, but thats the only reason. #14, he should have gotten it, because being insane he didnt know what he was doing. |
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 _Perfection_
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1749 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 2:18:50 PM
Hahah!, except for the kidney....give it back you whore! |
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 TopperHey
Male, 18-29, Europe
936 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 1:55:27 PM
#6 genious
#9 too arguable to be on the list
#11 can't believe they had to pay a penny! Is Durango renouned for polite burglars or something? |
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 punkipenguin
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
472 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 1:30:29 PM
#9 i actually agree with. #11, they shouldn't be knocking on anyone's door that late at night unless they have an emergency. #13 has a point i guess. but really? |
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 opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
14283 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 12:58:50 PM
I remember I learned about what a lawsuit was when I watched an episode of Dharma and Greg where Greg's mom slipped on a piece of glass from Dharma's parents' place and sued. |
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 LandoGriffin
Male, 30-39, Western US
2091 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 12:47:18 PM
"piemaster: jokes don't occur naturally. Silence does. It's a ridiculous claim to say that you wrote silence, any more than I can claim I invented darkness."John Cage didn't claim to invent silence, he was the first musician to come up with the idea of putting a track of silence on his record. If someone else puts a track of silence on their record in the future, they are ripping off John Cage's creative idea, and Cage has every right to sue for the royalties of whoever stole his idea. It isn't that he invented silence, rather, he was the one who had the idea to put it on a record alongside various original musical compositions. |
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 Pilanus
Male, 18-29, Western US
611 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 12:35:34 PM
I actually agree with #9... The whore took his kidney, then divorced him... He should get it back... |
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 yoimmylene
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
2058 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 11:00:04 AM
I think we killed another link again. |
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 Boredx12
Female, 13-17, Europe
1661 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 10:20:29 AM
John Cage should've kept that up.
Every time you turn everything off and go to bed, he couldn've made a mint on it XD |
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 Kaagan
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
405 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 10:15:26 AM
"since he didn't have $5 million to pay himself, he asked that the state pay on his behalf. His suit was thrown out."
ARG! i almost got away with it too! If it wasn’t for you medaling kids and your little dog to.
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 GlooStikk
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
696 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 10:14:47 AM
lulz @ the man who sues himself!"Stating that he violated his own religious beliefs by committing the crime, he sought payment for a civil rights offense. Of course, since he didn't have $5 million to pay himself, he asked that the state pay on his behalf." that is the sh*t!!11 |
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Kaagan
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
405 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 10:02:10 AM
"since he didn't have $5 million to pay himself, he asked that the state pay on his behalf. His suit was thrown out."
ARG! i almost got away with it too! If it wasn’t for you medaling kids and your little dog to.
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 boglob
Male, 18-29, Europe
75 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 10:01:27 AM
Number 11 Girls Sued for Baking CookiesWTF? First of all I can't believe that some had an anxiety attack because someone knocked they're door ar 10:30pm but to sue two kids for baking you some cookies is realy drated up. Imagine haviny to PAY $930 because you preformed a random act of kindness for your neighbors, that sucks. |
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 Lockon
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
339 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 9:36:33 AM
That last guy was hilarious. |
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 xxmiskawaiix
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
103 Posts
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Friday, March 27, 2009 9:14:08 AM
Wow.
OMG! I JUST HIT A BOY!
WHY WOULD HE JUST RUN INTO MY CAR?
THAT LITTLE IDIOT! HE HAS NO BRAINS!
That's what I can imagine #1 saying.
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