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Siamese Crocodiles

Hits: 9305 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Weird | Added by: fancylad
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ilikeninjas
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 31 Posts
Saturday, May 09, 2009 7:32:52 PM
wow gorgak thats deep... AND AWESOME

Link_Hiei
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 5190 Posts
Friday, May 01, 2009 12:00:15 AM
Aww. Imagine if that made it to adult hood. o.o

CoffeeDiiva
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
 1615 Posts
Saturday, March 14, 2009 10:34:30 PM
not to be a know it all but good health doesn't include physical deformities.

madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 6460 Posts
Saturday, March 14, 2009 6:24:36 PM
you call that "good health"?

Manar
Male, 30-39, Europe
 195 Posts
Saturday, March 14, 2009 10:01:25 AM
He ment that since the crocagator cannot go to the bathroom it is in extreme discomfort and that makes it act mean.

gorgack2000
Male, 13-17, Europe
 4702 Posts
Saturday, March 14, 2009 7:51:46 AM
I'd attach flame-throwers to its mouth, give it wings, inject growth hormones into its blood then set about conquering the world on its back.

TrippyZero
Male, 13-17, Western US
 60 Posts
Saturday, March 14, 2009 2:06:21 AM
I dont get the joke, it's utterly confusing me.

newbert
Female, 13-17, Western US
 33 Posts
Saturday, March 14, 2009 1:41:46 AM
lol
my dad told me a joke similar to this
here it is...
whats the meanest animal in the world?
a crocadile!
half a crocadile and half an alligater
how do they poo?
thats why theyre sooooo mean!
lol

sup_weenie
Female, 18-29, Western US
 341 Posts
Saturday, March 14, 2009 12:25:25 AM
how DO they pee?

hmmmm..


Erunen
Male, 18-29, Western US
 192 Posts
Friday, March 13, 2009 5:51:56 PM
Good GOD, there is no escape from the teeth!

Turnshroud
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 6414 Posts
Friday, March 13, 2009 3:33:50 PM
haha, cute yet deadly

If some Take-over-the word-wannabe got themselves those crocs and cloned them...somehow to peoduce siamese...


coolbananas
Female, 18-29, Australia
 861 Posts
Friday, March 13, 2009 8:38:41 AM
aawww they r so cute!

mehh
Female, 18-29, Australia
 529 Posts
Friday, March 13, 2009 6:46:06 AM
They don't pee because they have a cloaca instead of an anus and urethra. I'm a bio nerd :)

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Friday, March 13, 2009 12:43:57 AM
You're not admitting there's a Heaven and a Hell are you Neg????

Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2586 Posts
Thursday, March 12, 2009 11:56:16 PM
"Crikey, Steve Irwin would need twins to play with this croc!"
-------------------------------------
Well since they probably won't live too long I bet he will get that chance soon.

OldOllie
Male, 60-69, Midwest US
 14431 Posts
Thursday, March 12, 2009 10:43:55 PM
Wait, since Thailand used to be called Siam, aren't all of those crocodiles Siamese?

Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 8285 Posts
Thursday, March 12, 2009 10:07:55 PM
Crikey, Steve Irwin would need twins to play with this croc!

vilem
Male, 18-29, Canada
 372 Posts
Thursday, March 12, 2009 9:38:50 PM
Generally when these things are born they dont pee, they just die out within a short while. Which sucks cause this would make a pretty awesome creature. Cant sneak up on that bad boy.. Kevin Smith was once asked a question which reminds me of things being half and half. It was "if you had to be half sausage half man, which way would you want it."

dystopia04
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1078 Posts
Thursday, March 12, 2009 8:03:06 PM
i saw it too ladymorgue

panth753
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8865 Posts
Thursday, March 12, 2009 5:47:37 PM
How do thay make desitions

Mindless2164
Male, 18-29, Europe
 502 Posts
Thursday, March 12, 2009 5:02:38 PM
I've seen lots of siamise "catdogs" like that, but never thought about that question...
How DO they pee?

LadyMorgue
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 1502 Posts
Thursday, March 12, 2009 4:29:50 PM
I thought I saw a little peehole... maybe I'm wrong.

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 16061 Posts
Thursday, March 12, 2009 4:20:13 PM
Shab, so is this like... croccroc...?

PacoP42
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1081 Posts
Thursday, March 12, 2009 3:32:42 PM
that wouldn't last long in the wild.

Darwin sez let it die.


Skabashas
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1244 Posts
Thursday, March 12, 2009 2:54:28 PM
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking shaboinkin!

CATDOG!!!!!!!


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