 AndroidMetro
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 794 Posts
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Sunday, March 08, 2009 4:42:44 AM
I still hate cell phones. |
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 ballaerina
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
529 Posts
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Saturday, March 07, 2009 12:40:42 PM
This guy is an idiot. |
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 mikeymon
Male, 18-29, Asia
45 Posts
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Saturday, March 07, 2009 1:36:15 AM
how did he drive his truck with no leg control? |
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 RobSwindol
Male, 30-39, Southern US
267 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 11:11:58 PM
First off, if the bite was "deadly" as the caption claimed, the guy wouldn't be here to tell his story.Secondly, if his lower extremities were "paralyzed", he wouldn't have been able to drive. Third, it's not moronic enough that he got bit messing with a snake. No, we humans have to find other morons who agree to reenact the bite scenario. When will we ever learn? |
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 opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
14283 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 11:03:49 PM
And that is why cell phones are a god-given device. |
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 dystopia04
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
1078 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 9:31:37 PM
sucks to be that guy |
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 Neagle
Male, 30-39, Western US
911 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 8:41:19 PM
je_scream, I guess this would not be your kind of city? |
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 skyblue_15
Female, 13-17, Southern US
167 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 8:13:55 PM
I'm guessing he didn't learn from Steve Irwin's death. Don't mess with crazy animals! Damn... |
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 je_scream
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
766 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 7:53:38 PM
lol, they should just take a bunch of white people and leave them in the wild to run free--it would be a hit reality show but something tells me they'd all be dead in less than 24 hours. lol, i know i'm terrible but it's true. |
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 JustTori
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
6 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 4:50:53 PM
And the Darwin award goes to....Awww, almost. |
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 Concetra
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1019 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 4:41:47 PM
Kinda like when I get drunk and try to make it home before I pass out. |
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 alfietoon
Male, 18-29, Europe
1054 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 3:26:13 PM
themappy3 he studies snakes it said in the video, obviously it must have been a nice specimen of rattlesnake, in the same way a vetinarian wouldnt be able to tell everything about a dog or cat just from looking at it he wouldnt be able to tell a everything about the snake. and also the second comment "nice of him to use 20 something units of anti venom" please dont tell me you just basically wished him to die next time your in hospital i hope your insurance doesnt cover it just because i love irony |
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 aero
Male, 18-29, Europe
886 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 12:07:38 PM
that was a pretty awesome story. Why is everyone freaking out so much at the guy? He usually handles snakes, he just made a mistake with the length of the stick, and admitted he was dumb for trying. It's not like he tried to set himself on fire or jump a bike over a highway or something. No one here has every made a mistake before?
Anyway, I was also wondering how he drove with paralyzed legs, either the show lied and he still had some mobility, or he found a way to put his body weight on the pedals or something, or it's just a completely fake story (but I'm sure there's some truth in it). |
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 Kaagan
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
405 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 12:01:19 PM
MYSPACE PIX!! |
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themappy3
Male, 30-39, Western US
8 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 11:45:15 AM
drattard. And what exactly did he expect to do once he was holding it that he couldn't do from three feet away?NIce of him to use 20-something units of anti venom seeing as how they are sooooo easy to produce. I hope his insurance didn't cover it. |
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 unsub
Female, 18-29, Europe
851 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 10:53:03 AM
How was he able to drive if his legs were paralyzed?Also, why the hell did he think it's a good idea to pick up a rattle snake while he's alone and not so close to civilization? |
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 AlewaresXD
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1329 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 10:51:13 AM
"I gently slide it in there a little way so she's feeling that.."That's what she said. |
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 splurbyburbl
Male, 18-29, Southern US
834 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 9:19:54 AM
"Deadly snake bite my arse. Surely the fact that the moron is still alive to talk about it means it wasn't deadly?"Perhaps you are confusing "deadly" to mean "fatal". For instance, going by your logic, absolutely nobody should have returned home from World War Two because it was deadly. |
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cA7d09
Male, 18-29, Europe
2 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 9:14:57 AM
Deadly snake bite my arse. Surely the fact that the moron is still alive to talk about it means it wasn't deadly? |
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 RandyTheFool
Male, 18-29, Western US
805 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 9:13:54 AM
blackpuma: "Maybe I'm missing something but wasn't he paralysed from the torso down? How did he drive without use of his feet?"Well, if I were in that position... I would probably just set my foot on the accelerator and let the weight of my foot hold it down. Either that, or he put it in gear and idled all the way there. |
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 marencolleen
Female, 18-29, Western US
516 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 9:07:45 AM
dude, didn't your parents teach you anything!! you don't eff around with deadly creatures! |
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 krembill
Male, 18-29, Europe
844 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 9:03:42 AM
'Not ever expecting I'd encounter an Eastern Diamond-Back Rattle Snake...' Well of course not if you get that specific about stuff... |
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 iAMzach
Male, 18-29, Western US
589 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 9:00:34 AM
he looks like the creator of Jurassic park. |
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 xiquiripat
Male, 18-29, Western US
1097 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 8:41:40 AM
"I decided to pick the snake up"That statement completely invalidates any feelings of pity or admiration that anyone may feel for this guy. |
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 earthshone
Male, 18-29, Western US
1299 Posts
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Friday, March 06, 2009 8:35:25 AM
why WHY! would one want to friggin pick up a DEADLY ANIMAL! |
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