 Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2488 Posts
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Monday, March 02, 2009 10:07:12 PM
Intercrapz, make me one "Lame" sandwich with a side of two douches, please. |
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 Marcko98
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
271 Posts
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Monday, March 02, 2009 11:12:39 AM
my uncle died making a samich, granted he wasnt in his own house and he wasnt using bread. |
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 Ohnjaynb
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
596 Posts
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Monday, March 02, 2009 8:29:17 AM
hahaha I love xkcd.com references. |
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 Nerd_Rage
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
37 Posts
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Monday, March 02, 2009 5:37:33 AM
i thought it was pretty cool that The samich bot actually refused to make them a samich the first go around. |
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 Loxen
Female, 30-39, Western US
622 Posts
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Sunday, March 01, 2009 11:19:56 AM
Two things they left out:
storage device for keeping bread from drying out, and refrigeration unit for cheese.
In otherwords, they STILL have to take cheese from fridge, remove bread slices from bread bag, load cheese into machine, load bread into machine, start up program, cross fingers and hope it works. Dude... Just make yerself a real sammich, it won't kill you.
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 dragonshadoz
Female, 18-29, Canada
15591 Posts
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Sunday, March 01, 2009 5:20:20 AM
Ha! Obviously made for humour, but what's the point of a sandwich-making device when all the supplies are in reach anyway?  |
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 Siora
Male, 18-29, Europe
144 Posts
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Sunday, March 01, 2009 3:02:51 AM
I was laughing so hard at the first sandwich-making attempt :D |
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 Boredx12
Female, 13-17, Europe
1661 Posts
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Sunday, March 01, 2009 2:35:26 AM
mmmmm, samich... |
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 mehh
Female, 18-29, Australia
529 Posts
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Sunday, March 01, 2009 12:39:25 AM
They were massive nerds |
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 Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
2594 Posts
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 10:07:20 PM
(And I think the word you're looking for is Pseudo). |
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 ometatherion
Male, 30-39, Western US
176 Posts
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 10:00:54 PM
hmmmmmmmmm |
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Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
2594 Posts
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 9:48:07 PM
Why sudo make me a sandwhich?Sudo stands for "(S)uper (U)ser (Do)". You use it in unix. You can use it to force the computer to do things it refuses to normally do because you don't have sufficient access. Example:
Dude 1: Launch the nukes.
Computer: No. You're not the president.
Dude 1: Sudo launch the nukes.
Computer: Ok, so you're saying you're the president, or the president sent you, just gimme the launch codes then.
Dude 1: Dolphin Green Semaphore Three Tee Boycott Testosterone Phillip Taiwan Alaska.
Computer: Nukes launched. |
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ometatherion
Male, 30-39, Western US
176 Posts
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 9:31:47 PM
Opiebreath:
If I am not mistaken, "Sudo" simply means an "artificial" sandwich maker; A robot.
Just like "sudo"cocaine is not the real thing, but it is what cops use to train drug sniffing dogs. |
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ometatherion
Male, 30-39, Western US
176 Posts
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 9:21:53 PM
"two pieces of toast, a sandwich does not make"
LOL! @ the intellectual humor
I am seriously amused by that! |
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 M364N
Female, 18-29, Canada
210 Posts
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 8:55:23 PM
"cheese and bread? ew?" not ew nummy grilled cheese mmmmmmm nom |
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 opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
14283 Posts
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 7:26:03 PM
Sudo?I don't understand... |
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 Deadman3215
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
519 Posts
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 6:24:51 PM
cheese and bread? ew? |
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 CrakrJak
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
2691 Posts
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 6:22:46 PM
That's not a sammich...
... That's a sammich! |
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 xposya
Male, 30-39, Australia
12 Posts
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 6:07:53 PM
its short for Super User Do |
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 almightybob1
Male, 18-29, Europe
1536 Posts
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 6:01:23 PM
This is where they got the idea (and dialogue) from:
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 GVP
Female, 13-17, Canada
829 Posts
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 5:26:38 PM
I liked the PSA at the end. See, you don't have to worry about all this sandwich making business if you have all the food and drinks you could need within reach of your computer chair. :D |
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 ljdp
Male, 13-17, Europe
22 Posts
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 3:20:39 PM
Should be called pseudo-make me a sandwich.
Cus it doesn't really make sandwiches it makes a pseudo-sandwich |
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Poy
Male, 30-39, Asia
67 Posts
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 3:13:13 PM
Sorry dudes. 2 pieceof toast and some cheese, a sandwich does not make either. Grilled cheese sandwich must have butter. Or else you just have toast and cheese. And then you eat and say "nom, nom"? why you faking that? toast with cheese isn't tasting good. Must have butter. Sorry. |
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mikeyberman
Male, 18-29, Australia
31 Posts
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 3:03:54 PM
And garfieldfan3, sudo isn't the linux equivalent of 'run'. In linux-based operating systems, they make sure you can't just regularly run the computer as an administrator, in order to prevent viruses from installing themselves etc etc. So sometimes when you run a command you need to preface it with 'sudo' in order to run it as an administrator. |
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 slayer50515
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
537 Posts
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Saturday, February 28, 2009 3:01:14 PM
holy mother of fail |
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