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 Ughhzombie
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 219 Posts
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Sunday, February 08, 2009 7:31:31 PM
ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!! I know it's not exact but JESUS CHRIST!@#$% They're gonna bring back some zombie T-Rex and brain craving raptors next....didn't they see Jurassic Park?! |
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 DoodGuy
Male, 13-17, Western US
50 Posts
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Sunday, February 08, 2009 5:06:54 AM
God told them no. When a species dies, it's supposed to stay dead. Yes, us too.
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 luckyse7en
Male, 13-17, Canada
2297 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 10:04:18 PM
We hardly knew ye, ibex. :( |
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 firefliet
Female, 18-29, Western US
1225 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 7:10:53 PM
Oh, whoops! Sorry Loxen, I was wondering where I dropped those drugs.Anyway... I don't see the point in trying to bring back existing species, but helping endangered ones is a good idea. If cloning science can advance, that is, to a point where it isn't painful to just be alive. |
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 Loxen
Female, 30-39, Western US
622 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 5:23:44 PM
If what Turnshroud is correct then I'm totally seeing a distant future a few million years from now, where humans have adapted to fill every nitch on earth, like the Dinosaurs did back in their time. Dolphin-like mutant sea humans, long necked leaf eating humans, Creepy cave dwelling spider humans... aaahhhhh. *goes off to write a best selling novel of this future event*
Wait, would that mean that our current adaptable scavenger animals of the earth would be all thats left? So... roaches and rats would still be around to adapt... In this distant future maybe Giant Land roaches are domesticated for a food source, people eating their nasty eggs, treating them like huge chickens. Since humans would be filling all the other roles, and you can't very well eat people...
*looks down at coffee*... is this thing laced? |
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 astridhaze
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
761 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 4:47:33 PM
Instead of wasting resources on cloning extinct animals, perhaps we should work on saving the ones we already have. |
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 caboose117
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
1188 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 4:15:43 PM
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poor Ibex, its the only species in the history of our known history to have gone extinct, twice."lol...
meh, oh well. screw them. :D |
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 Turnshroud
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
5353 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 3:19:50 PM
Haha, compys. Less serious now, what if compys became the new guard dogs? Man: *breaks in*
*compy appears a few minutes later as man stuffs things in bag*
Man: Oh, hello there little fella
*Compy comes closer and makes noises*
Man: You’re a curious little fella aren’t ya? *Extends hand*
*More compys appear*
Man: I sees yous gots friends, aye fella?
*First compy lands on hand, walks along arm*
Man: Oh no ya don’t *Tries to grab compys neck but gets bitten* OWW!! Ya little brutes!
*Compys come at him* *Man screams as he gets eaten by compys* The net day the owner comes along and laughs at the dead man. Cuts himself…dies But it CAN be done, like an exterior defense. They could develop a gas that will only affect the compies. Or we can make it more psychological. Hmm… |
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 Mah_Boi
Male, 18-29, Western US
490 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 3:02:38 PM
I still am waiting for that compy. |
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Turnshroud
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
5353 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 2:21:26 PM
(cont...)Conclusion: The world must adapt to man. You see any the dodo birds running around? Exactly. It’s a cold-hearted, evil, cruel, vile, scorn worthy, unfair, disastrous truth. But we just have to face up to the fact that we are humans; and as humans, we will rise and fall. Look, everything adapts. As we as humans evolved, we developed generalized and specialized limbs. In time, we became the most adaptive. We even learned to use fire, which sped things up. The point: we’re damned if we do and we’re damned if we don’t. There’ll still be an imbalance. But one thing is certain, if ever we clone extinct animals, I bet we’d wish we hadn’t. That is…if it weren’t too late. *Grins*
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Turnshroud
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
5353 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 2:20:54 PM
*Hums Flintstones theme followed by Jurassic Park Theme*
People! I haveth a revelation from the Powers that be…DON’T MESS AROUND WITH GOD AND/OR NATURE! That’s their turf. Kapeesh?
*Clears throat* Look, sure we can try to save animals now that we’re more aware. But lets get a few facts straight 1) We are man
-Man is best, and if you look inside your mouth a mirror, LOOK! Canines and incisors!
-Didn’t God say something about inheriting the lands? The Qu’ran, at least, says that Adam is- the inheritor of the Garden or something of the like. I don’t know what your Old Testament says. 2) Animals evolve and adapt
-Time and time again, if you can’t adapt, bug off, Survival of the Fittest. Look it up
-Social Darwinism, where we get the survival of the fittest PHRASE, says that those who cannot adapt/survive will fail and die off.
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 TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1747 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 2:17:23 PM
poor Ibex, its the only species in the history of our known history to have gone extinct, twice. |
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 maxell
Male, 13-17, Canada
274 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 2:16:18 PM
opie you should have said "cloned SHEEP" instead of "cloned IBEX", how smart do you have to be to know what an IBEX was before clicking this link? |
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 SirSpanky
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
31 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 1:41:38 PM
I can has mammoth in zoo nao? |
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FecesinVCR
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
211 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 1:36:23 PM
@primetimekinNot better... best. ;-P |
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 Tankity
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
336 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 11:41:38 AM
There's a restaurant chain in my are called "Dinosaur BBQ". In two generations we could have the REAL thing! *licks lips* |
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Tankity
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
336 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 11:39:40 AM
SWEET! Bring on the dinosaurs! LOTS of them, so they'll want us to HUNT them to keep the population under control! I bet they're TASTY, too! "Nice caribou. ME? No. I have a RAPTOR over MY fireplace." |
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 primetimekin
Male, 18-29, Southern US
7864 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 11:23:46 AM
"devy87 - yeah, nature is actively deciding whether or not a species should, or should not, become extinct.. Wait, no it doesn't! It's not like the species we, the humans, have hunted to extinction became extinct because of "nature" or "a god" deciding it should."boo freaking hoo, we are terrible people who kill other species.
*teardrop
*teardrop falling
*violin playing in backgrounds All carnivores hunt, we are just better at it. |
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primetimekin
Male, 18-29, Southern US
7864 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 11:19:30 AM
Ah yes one big step for science.We now have the power to kill things that were once already dead. |
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 Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
6453 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 11:06:25 AM
What would you gain by cloning Jesus? People going after a baby that is supposedly the savior, and then disappointed when he grows up like a child star, given they can find his cells and hair samples AND he doesn't die prematurely due to breathing difficulties. Then you'd have all those people screaming false prophet, the ones screaming "BLASPHEMY! HE WAS BORN FROM SCIENCE! EVIL SCIENCE! NOT A VIRGIN!", and then other religious extremists trying to kidnap him away from the other groups because they "have the wrong idea of Jesus, WE have the right one."You'd get a LOT of crap. |
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 alice_x
Female, 18-29, Europe
5227 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 10:12:32 AM
"Friday, February 06, 2009 8:36:39 AM
but what if we could clone jesus?"omg do it..
but no dinosaurs...¬.¬ |
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 LoofahBoy
Male, 18-29, Western US
3360 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 10:08:42 AM
I think it's time for an Ibex barbeque.You know you want to. |
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slipwax
Male, 18-29, Western US
59 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 8:38:45 AM
"How about you read the actual link next time, hm?"I did read the article. IMHO the second didn't offer enough to justify another post that basically said the same thing. |
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 GlooStikk
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
696 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 8:36:39 AM
but what if we could clone jesus? |
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 madest
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
1104 Posts
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Friday, February 06, 2009 8:14:28 AM
frankengoat? |
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