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The Coward’s Guide to Picking Up Girls

Hits: 15044 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: nic_gaybot
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Cata
Female, 18-29, Europe
 30 Posts
Wednesday, February 04, 2009 8:56:41 AM
theres a difference between 'probably' and 'im sure...' as u put it.
And yes Levon, it is pathetic i agree, f.uck it. im sorry i even bothered with this.

McGovern1981
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1264 Posts
Wednesday, February 04, 2009 7:19:12 AM
You criticize assumptions then make assumptions hmmmm.

Levon
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 104 Posts
Wednesday, February 04, 2009 12:53:32 AM
This is Pathetic.

Cata
Female, 18-29, Europe
 30 Posts
Tuesday, February 03, 2009 1:32:10 PM
Maybe you cant tell the difference between an ass.hole that is putting on a show for his friends so as to show how many girls he can f.uck over in one night, and a man that simply
has the confidence to walk up to a girl he likes
and start a conversation, but i certainly can, hence no i dnt get screwd over by douchebags. Also, im sorry youre the kind of person that judges another's personality and intellect based on some f.ucking IAB comments, its probably why you dont get p.ussy. And to conclude yes the guy with the attitude is certainly more attractive than the guy that stands in the corner by himself piss.ing his pants everytime a girl walks by.

McGovern1981
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1264 Posts
Tuesday, February 03, 2009 10:49:06 AM
The line between confidence and conceitedness is hard to tell and most of the time you'll find a douchebag to be confident when he's actually conceited but I'm sure your the type that will have to get used by one to figure this out for yourself.

Cata
Female, 18-29, Europe
 30 Posts
Tuesday, February 03, 2009 9:55:48 AM
and according to you, McGovern, confidence means idiots with popped collars...so now ur shy
and ignorant?

Surfingninja
Female, 18-29, Western US
 743 Posts
Tuesday, February 03, 2009 4:39:44 AM
Basically correct. Confidence is sooo important. Even a not so good looking guy can succeed in giving a girl butterflies just by being confident.

Or maybe I'm just into the weird nerdy guys. >_>


amaqdrinker
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2231 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 7:23:18 PM
appropriate song:

Fugazi - Suggestion


slayer50515
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 537 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 7:10:16 PM
" i would rather jump blindfolded off a cliff into water 200 feet below "
done something simmilar, was awesome.

Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2488 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 6:34:51 PM
Look if you can't talk to girls/women, deal with it pussy. Just take up drinking or drugs or something, or maybe men are more your style, try that.

CheeseMan1
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1300 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 3:14:25 PM
I lost at 1.

Thetas
Male, 18-29, Western US
 609 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 2:27:36 PM
Two sides to every coin. More women means higher risk of STDs.

Sociophobic
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 354 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 2:15:00 PM
I'm off that cliff with you, last ninja.

last_ninja
Male, 18-29, Western US
 395 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 1:05:15 PM
wow. this reminds me of how pathetic i am. i can't even do step 1. i would rather jump blindfolded off a cliff into water 200 feet below than talk to a girl i don't know

GlooStikk
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 696 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 12:13:33 PM
lol way to go mcgovern, i dont know where u found that, but now its mine...

McGovern1981
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1264 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 10:14:40 AM
And then you complain all you can find is this the irony...

yep 4 popped collars douche to the power of 4.

Cata
Female, 18-29, Europe
 30 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 8:44:13 AM
Yes shyness is cowardice. Also shy = boring

McGovern1981
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1264 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 7:58:47 AM
So according to this shyness is cowardice?

BlackDragonB
Male, 18-29, Europe
 66 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 7:09:20 AM
Pretty good actually.

outdoorMINER
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 150 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 6:34:56 AM
Apparently something on that site is NSFS, because my school blocked it. :/

TKD_Master
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1747 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 5:26:21 AM
“No way! I like vaginas too. Can I see yours sometime?”

WOAH! this site actually KNOWS me!!
nah im jm, but i did 'lol' at that part ^^


caffeinehigh
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 283 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 4:20:06 AM
Glad to see that most people saw the sexism in this post. It not only stereotypes girls, but also guys.

Painter13
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1309 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 3:47:15 AM
When I was an emotially detached ass who didn't care, I got action all the time, when I stopped being a dick, I met my wife. So it's kind of a catch 22. Yes, being a non caring mysogynist will get you laid, but you may miss out on the chick that rocks your world.

alice_x
Female, 18-29, Europe
 5227 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 3:05:08 AM
"Every girl wants different things. There is NO official gonna-work-every-time guide."


mhm..it's true.


Owanie
Male, 13-17, Europe
 172 Posts
Monday, February 02, 2009 2:59:35 AM
Haha, that's kinda funny. It's sorta what I always do. Maybe I'm just an ugly guy haha, or people might find me weird or an assh*le.

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