 Cheese84o6
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 397 Posts
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009 12:16:52 AM
I think they left something out... oh I don't know... like, getting to know the person first. |
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 PPPRULE
Female, 13-17, Canada
219 Posts
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Tuesday, June 23, 2009 9:43:02 PM
I'm a GIRL, not a woman, but a GIRL. I think this is alright. |
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 MorgueDoll
Female, 18-29, Southern US
84 Posts
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Thursday, February 12, 2009 4:31:58 PM
me either Mister_Dood. |
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 Mister_Dood
Male, 18-29, Western US
61 Posts
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Tuesday, January 06, 2009 5:01:01 AM
Eighteen years... and not a single date.*shrug* Such is life. |
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 realblender
Male, 18-29, Europe
509 Posts
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Monday, January 05, 2009 3:26:25 AM
it starts with the guy staring at her whilst sitting down behind her, alone, with a pitcher of alcohol... thats never a good start to asking someone out |
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 opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
14283 Posts
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Sunday, January 04, 2009 10:53:35 PM
I kind of don't like these... not all girls are going to want to be asked out this way. |
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 horhawkeric
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
183 Posts
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Sunday, January 04, 2009 6:33:36 AM
"go easy on the cologne....
You want to date her not knock her out"
Actually, I'll take what i can get HA HA HA |
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 ThatWasFunny
Male, 13-17, Southern US
633 Posts
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Sunday, January 04, 2009 1:45:11 AM
"It could have been funnier"
It wasn't really meant to be funny, just to help people who are bad at getting dates.
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 vitaliy
Male, 13-17, Western US
1467 Posts
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Sunday, January 04, 2009 12:24:16 AM
Step 1: Whip out your penis
Step 2: Hope that she doesn't laugh |
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 deadskull35
Male, 13-17, Western US
102 Posts
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Sunday, January 04, 2009 12:14:21 AM
I really wouldnt be suprised if there was one of these about how to masturbate. o-0 |
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 dilldog123
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
2076 Posts
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Saturday, January 03, 2009 11:58:18 PM
I have a gem of a pickup line that will probably not be used, and eventually forgotten, given to me by Lauraly. *Hands girl rose*
Hey, I just wanted to show this rose some TRUE beauty. Here you go! |
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rabid_meat
Male, 18-29, Western US
46 Posts
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Saturday, January 03, 2009 11:24:21 PM
You forgot one key item: a lot more beer. |
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 nospoons
Male, 18-29, Australia
62 Posts
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Saturday, January 03, 2009 10:12:03 PM
Step One should've been 'cast someone hotter as the female lead'. |
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 alfietoon
Male, 18-29, Europe
1054 Posts
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Saturday, January 03, 2009 8:54:55 PM
"go easy on the cologne you want to date her not knock her out..."
they dont know me very well xD |
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 nodar
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
231 Posts
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Saturday, January 03, 2009 4:52:18 PM
i guess now i can get any girl i want |
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 quaintness
Male, 13-17, Southern US
993 Posts
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Saturday, January 03, 2009 1:34:49 PM
It could have been funnier |
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 ItsRobin
Male, 18-29, Europe
78 Posts
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Saturday, January 03, 2009 12:19:42 PM
a 100 dates? I got some catching in to do. |
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 SoxXxhXcxSeX
Female, 18-29, Asia
491 Posts
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Saturday, January 03, 2009 12:01:43 PM
wow i wouldnt date him
i would only date a man with black lots of it baggy pants weirdo hair (like the japanese in there little weird zones)
and impolite but only nice to me very sexual too...yummehalso to break up with a girl theres no nice way just say "i feel we're growing apart"
"i'm sorry, i just feel like we should go seperate ways" does not work on psycho paths you just say "im dumping you" for psycho paths they like to feel your dumping them not just staying 3 feet away from them. |
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 Aleighsuh
Female, 13-17, Southern US
102 Posts
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Saturday, January 03, 2009 11:58:11 AM
in the first 10 seconds, he looks kinda creepy staring at her |
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 syke22
Male, 13-17, Southern US
318 Posts
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Saturday, January 03, 2009 11:39:25 AM
i loled at the part when she said that she was married |
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 SM25
Male, 13-17, Europe
474 Posts
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Saturday, January 03, 2009 10:58:49 AM
Great nut shot |
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 Covist
Male, 13-17, Europe
2 Posts
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Saturday, January 03, 2009 10:18:55 AM
What about "how to break up with a girl?" |
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 nacho187
Male, 13-17, Western US
165 Posts
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Saturday, January 03, 2009 10:05:57 AM
LAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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 SamuraiGlock
Male, 18-29, Western US
41 Posts
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Saturday, January 03, 2009 9:53:19 AM
1:49 I thought he was going to hit her |
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Martomator
Male, 13-17, Australia
75 Posts
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Saturday, January 03, 2009 9:05:11 AM
asking girls on a date is the poor mans alternative to rohypnol. |
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