 robrobrob125
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 118 Posts
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Thursday, January 01, 2009 12:29:40 PM
Congratulations! Would the Ferrance family step up and accept their prize? They've just won the total dumbass competition! |
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 Kleio
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
58 Posts
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008 7:56:36 AM
O_O Okaaaaaaaaaay. Now I'm glad I don't have an attic. |
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 akijade
Female, 18-29, Western US
646 Posts
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008 5:01:56 AM
Doesn't beat this one: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm... |
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 Boredx12
Female, 13-17, Europe
1661 Posts
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008 1:35:59 AM
"Stanley's Christmas list" XDAnd Stanley obv. didnt give a shiz, "makin noises" an' stealing clothes an' raiding the fridge... and they didn't notice? |
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 Sociophobic
Male, 13-17, Southern US
354 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 11:34:39 PM
Did anyone else notice "Christmasas" in the description? |
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 Ughhzombie
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
219 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 11:29:00 PM
"Stanley's Christmas list"...creepy. I wonder how often he watched them sleep. |
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Sociophobic
Male, 13-17, Southern US
354 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 11:28:40 PM
How do you not notice? "That's odd, someone clogged the toilet, emptied the fridge and threw up on the cat, and it wasn't one of us. Oh well." (Plunges away, happily oblivious) |
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 Aleighsuh
Female, 13-17, Southern US
102 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 11:09:52 PM
creepy, but they didn't notice so its all good |
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 maceizballin
Male, 13-17, Southern US
912 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 10:02:51 PM
"When he came down from the attic, he was wearing my daughter's pants and my sweat shirt and sneakers,"he was obviously going for the URBAN OUTFITTERS look...
-_- |
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 BasuraBlanca
Male, 18-29, Western US
953 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 9:52:51 PM
...What a dickface. |
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 HuskysTiger
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
635 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 9:31:38 PM
xiquiripat, nice to be reminded of the short stories I read in high school. They'd probably pull it off with the right eggnog mix. |
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 Ajikan
Male, 18-29, Europe
931 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 8:38:49 PM
you nigas would do the same. i'm just sayin, ya damn prudes.
and yes i know what nigas means. was on spelling bee |
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 reidcook1000
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
248 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 8:35:25 PM
lmao agreed perfection
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 VikingGuy
Male, 18-29, Europe
2153 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 8:34:17 PM
gods, reminds me of the time my buddy had a hobo in his attic, we heard all sorts of odd noise and where like wtf, went up there with shotgun in hand and find out its some old stinky dude with a huge beard who had passed out from too much vodka, gave him another bottle of vodka and kicked him out the door.
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 _Perfection_
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1749 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 8:33:52 PM
"If I were him, I'd hide above the daughters room, make a little hole and spank my monkey all day long.
if she is hot. "That's the kind of thing you should keep to yourself. |
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Ajikan
Male, 18-29, Europe
931 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 7:18:13 PM
If I were him, I'd hide above the daughters room, make a little hole and spank my monkey all day long.
if she is hot. |
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 ParasyT
Male, 13-17, Southern US
346 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 7:17:10 PM
if it were some sorta homicidal maniac then i would have had him arrested but if it were just a bum, i would send him off with some old clothes of mine and a couple of bags of old canned food.BUT NO CAN OPENER, MAHAHAH serves that douche for breaking in my home |
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 Armanith
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
359 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 7:04:21 PM
I'm so glad that there is nooo way anyone can sneak into my att-*hears a loud crash from upstairs* |
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 DuckBoy87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
886 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 6:17:59 PM
Tsk tsk Pennsylvania, for shame.Ya know, I heard noises in my basement last night... hmmm.. |
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 sixclaws13
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
2308 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 6:08:30 PM
That is so bad ass. |
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 GothicQueen
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
3434 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 6:01:20 PM
genius.. |
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 SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
1353 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 5:45:52 PM
And we all thought it was weird when folks started coming out of the closet... |
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 maxxb117
Male, 18-29, Canada
368 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 5:13:11 PM
OMG... I need to go check my attic, BRB. |
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 SpoonFork
Male, 30-39, Western US
1184 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 4:48:19 PM
'Stanley's Christmas List' |
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 Mitchster
Male, 13-17, Western US
466 Posts
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008 4:13:06 PM
I woulda been pissed. That guy just ruined that family's Christmas!  |
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