 outfire
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 512 Posts
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Monday, December 22, 2008 5:39:16 PM
'I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.'
Did he make that rhyme on purpose? 0_o |
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 FxyRoxy777
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
659 Posts
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Tuesday, December 16, 2008 8:40:08 AM
aw, he seemed lonely :( |
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 Vagrant86
Male, 18-29, Western US
2556 Posts
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Saturday, December 13, 2008 10:14:01 PM
"it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.'"wat? |
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 Wtfidklol
Male, 13-17, Western US
61 Posts
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Friday, December 12, 2008 9:25:24 PM
Hear that, kids?Don't pick your nose, or you will die. |
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 BeatleBonker
Female, 18-29, Western US
19 Posts
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Thursday, December 11, 2008 3:58:39 PM
"Dr said I wouldnt have so many nosebleeds if I kept my fingers outta there." |
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 sarahmiche
Female, 18-29, Canada
70 Posts
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Thursday, December 11, 2008 2:33:20 PM
Ugh, epic fail.
I should tell my brother about this... |
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 Hylian4Hire
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
239 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 9:20:40 PM
I'd much rather imagine that he picked his nose, and what he found blew his fudgin' mind. Literally. Death by intense surprise. |
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 Pilanus
Male, 18-29, Western US
611 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 7:06:55 PM
If it was more action intense, I would even say that it would be worthy of a Darwin award. |
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 YinYang78
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
853 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 2:53:15 PM
opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Western US
7657 Posts Wednesday, December 10, 2008 1:48:45 PM
"'I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.'"
Did anyone else find it funny that that sentence rhymed?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I was gonna ask that. I thought it was, it reminded me of a Dr. Suess book. |
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 Blacksun1212
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
270 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 2:50:51 PM
Lol it said that" he picked his nose so much he bled to death" i know it's serious, but cmon, really? |
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 opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
14283 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 1:48:45 PM
"'I thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.'"Did anyone else find it funny that that sentence rhymed? |
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 Gerbear
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
1152 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 1:11:04 PM
Next time I'll think twice before shoving my index up into my nasal cavity. I now know the consequences. |
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 Jasonbobdude
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
641 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 1:02:08 PM
Put this one up on the list of "Suckiest Ways To Die." This poor guy is up in Heaven and he isn't allowed to hang out with all the awesome war heroes who died in cool and honorable ways. |
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 Painter13
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
1309 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 1:00:04 PM
suffering from dementia, he clawed the inside of is nose out....I think just threw up some of my Sonic Cherry Lime. |
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 DarthJay
Male, 30-39, Southern US
202 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 11:37:16 AM
Now I'll have to cut off my fingers to keep myself from picking my nose to death. |
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 green_btrfly
Female, 18-29, Southern US
346 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 11:36:51 AM
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwuh gross, and sad, but still ewwwwuh |
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green_btrfly
Female, 18-29, Southern US
346 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 11:36:51 AM
eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwuh gross, and sad, but still ewwwwuh |
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 cookii
Female, 18-29, Europe
1150 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 10:50:15 AM
or not...That has scared me slightly. o_o
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cookii
Female, 18-29, Europe
1150 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 10:49:07 AM
I guess papercut
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 Tekno
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
1140 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 10:38:54 AM
"Could of been caused by the flu bug going round the UK I ended up with nose bleeds for 2 days from it."Holy crap! Are you serious? |
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 lemurs366
Female, 13-17, Canada
211 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 10:35:23 AM
thats so sad |
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 Gn0m3
Male, 13-17, Canada
344 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 6:20:02 AM
sounds like bullpoo, it would take forever to lose 5L of blood through your nose, it would eventually clot unless he was a serious hemophiliac |
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 beng_uk
Male, 30-39, Europe
35 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 5:50:24 AM
Could of been caused by the flu bug going round the UK I ended up with nose bleeds for 2 days from it. |
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 simonb123
Male, 13-17, Europe
382 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 5:40:19 AM
Ahhh god bless the mail. All that lovely racism, ignorance and those crap stories. Where would Britain be without it |
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 Devi3000
Female, 18-29, Western US
1527 Posts
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 3:27:55 AM
Ah that's sad. |
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