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Intelligent People Have Better Sperm

Hits: 7229 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Science | Added by: Pabasa
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Vagrant86
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2556 Posts
Monday, December 08, 2008 11:34:13 AM
were still screwed because idiots screw more

ashtonsgirlh
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 32 Posts
Sunday, December 07, 2008 6:50:53 PM
Intelligent people may have better sperm but if you take a look around a local Walmart you wil see that dumb ignorant people have more of it!

deathxtra
Male, 13-17, Western US
 2330 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 7:30:23 PM
DAMN!
all my super sperm

has gone to waste...
sure felt good though...

>.>
*Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap *


Ianislevi
Male, 13-17, Western US
 195 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 7:07:37 PM
Damn, I've been wasting A LOT of superior sperm

SoxXxhXcxSeX
Female, 18-29, Asia
 491 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 2:48:06 PM
im wicked smart but im dumb too so wtf i dont even have sperm >_>

amaqdrinker
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2231 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 12:49:59 PM
"The total number of cells in control dishes were not significantly different from those in nicotine-treated dishes."

from that link, this was a control and a dish subjected to the amount of nicotine that a normal smoker would be dealing with.


amaqdrinker
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2231 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 12:45:57 PM
"Because smoking kills braincells."

smoking cigarettes does not kill brain cells. and getting really drunk kills more brain cells than smoking weed.


moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 978 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 12:32:18 PM
Well the whole point of having "better" sperm is having more of them, ie a higher sperm count.

jinxiejae
Female, 30-39, Western US
 833 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 12:24:40 PM
intelligence makes better sperm but im betting the dumb make more of them. thats why they breed faster. theyre fixing the odds.

moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 978 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 11:47:49 AM
Here's a study from the Journal of Neuroscience:
http://www.jneurosci.org/cgi/content/ful...

Cheese84o6
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 397 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 11:44:45 AM
I hate those mobile sperm, those elitist pigs.

moefreak
Female, 18-29, Europe
 978 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 11:44:20 AM
By the way, this article isn't saying that smoking makes you stupid, it's just saying that smoking has an effect on intelligence. Why? Because smoking kills braincells.

LoofahBoy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3359 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 11:44:01 AM
Well I always wondered why my sperm looks like it's made out of liquid gold.

deaf_woman
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2719 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 11:39:47 AM
And gingerbread men have delicious sperm!

amaqdrinker
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2231 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 11:24:48 AM
"Before you shoot me for that statement, know that there's science backing it. Research has shown that people that lose weight become smarter, and people that gain weight drop a few points. I'll see if I can find the science show where I saw it to quote my sources."

"Smoking doesn't make you less smart. Instead, smarter people are less inclined to smoke, thus the Smoking-Intelligence relationship."

clearly neither of these things equate scientifically to smoking makes you less intelligent, but that is exactly what they said in the article. again i'm not even promoting smoking i'm just saying make your own decision and don't listen to bullsh*t.


SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1353 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 10:13:16 AM
Retarded people have retarded sperm. So we can test a persons I.Q. by getting them to rub one out in a cup. The real genius here is the guy that convinces his girl that she can't get preggers because sperm isn't smart enough.

Quackor
Male, 18-29, S. America
 1186 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 9:57:07 AM
i will masturbate more

heartx3jess
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 907 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 9:26:24 AM
"Smoking doesn't make you less smart. Instead, smarter people are less inclined to smoke, thus the Smoking-Intelligence relationship."

Very nicely said.


TheSharpest
Male, 13-17, S. America
 1202 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 8:12:49 AM
"i would love to see the bullsh*t study that says smoking makes you stupider."

Smoking doesn't make you less smart. Instead, smarter people are less inclined to smoke, thus the Smoking-Intelligence relationship.


Rick_S
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 854 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 7:52:55 AM
letsgopoping: "Welcome to Coscos. I love you."

ferdyfred
Male, 40-49, Europe
 1719 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 7:52:13 AM
Of course they are...smart sperm use sat nav's

Painter13
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
 1309 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 7:14:19 AM
That's what she said.

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2092 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 7:06:04 AM
Couldn't find the show, it was in Swedish anyway, but I did find a BBC article on it.

Link


Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2092 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 6:40:33 AM
"i would love to see the bullsh*t study that says smoking makes you stupider."

My theory: Smoking makes you less inclined to exercise, leading to overweight and overweight makes you less smart.

Before you shoot me for that statement, know that there's science backing it. Research has shown that people that lose weight become smarter, and people that gain weight drop a few points. I'll see if I can find the science show where I saw it to quote my sources.


Dr4k
Male, 18-29, Western US
 402 Posts
Saturday, December 06, 2008 5:27:57 AM
Okay smart people stop using condoms and get to work.

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