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How Not To Deep-Fry A Turkey

Hits: 10879 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Science | Added by: eugenius
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slipkfighter
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 35 Posts
Monday, December 08, 2008 7:56:36 PM
lol at the firemen "putting the forzen turkey in there made the grease react because thiers an over flow in grease catching the FLAME ON FIRE"

Iniquity
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 24 Posts
Monday, December 01, 2008 6:48:41 PM
They also forgot to mention that you should TURN OFF THE GAS while you lower the turkey into the grease...then turn it back on, once it's in.

Liquidglass
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1017 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 11:05:31 PM
I'd put up my fried turkey to any oven turkey any day.

Plus in the time it takes you to cook a turkey in the oven (given prep time was equal for both) I could do five or more turkeys that taste substantially better than the oven. Plus beyond flavor you would never know the difference between my golden brown fried turkey and your golden brown oven turkey.


Liquidglass
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1017 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 11:03:55 PM
This is crap man, you NEVER set your fryer more than 400 F to start and then you want it around 325 to 350, going up to 500 with too much oil already is just retarded.


When you use a rub and marinade (a certain type I love) and inject it into different parts as well as letting it sit in it over night, it beats a oven turkey by 50 times over.

Many of you (especially Europeans) will call "foul" (lil joke) on the whole deep frying turkey. However, this is one of the rare frying food instances where it isn't greasy at all. The frying simply seals the skin as soon as it's dropped in to seal in all the juices and any marinade/rubs you've added. As opposed to doing it in the oven which just dries the turkey out.

Also using peanut oil is much healthier than other types as well as more tasty.


but for the record
you NEVER:

1) fry a frozen turkey
2) drop it in (you lower it in slowly)
3) overfill the pot
4) have it at 500 degrees F
5) or do it inside


xBooda
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 73 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 8:29:21 PM
Okay im sorry. but look at how freaking close they left the propane tank to the giant fireball they created O.O

biblebasher
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 194 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 1:54:10 PM
SO yeah, water + hot fryer oil= burn ward. No poo

marysevier
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 69 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 9:14:41 AM
lol, 75 people injured since 1998. Oh the danger, oh the danger.

ninjabot
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 219 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 7:23:26 AM
load the turkey bombs

crackemonium
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 21 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 7:04:48 AM
oh yea, and an extra safety tip - buy a dog.
=D

Martiger
Male, 18-29, Canada
 78 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 6:31:11 AM
All those tips and the flame was caused by them using way to much oil at a too high of temperature, and then just throwing in the turkey when you got to ease it in slowly.

i-am-emo
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1267 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 5:25:25 AM
"you dont eat turkey at xmas?"

I've never eaten turkey. Just like Americans have never eaten Koala Bear. Now thats what I call tender.


Panicdevil23
Female, 13-17, Canada
 159 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 5:24:31 AM
Ew...DEEP FRIED turkey..!? GROSS!!!!

manchild1987
Male, 18-29, Europe
 5 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 5:09:01 AM
Why would anyone want to deep fry a whole turkey anyway?!? And I thought Scotland was the home of this lovely practice!

i-am-emo
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1267 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 2:38:28 AM
"...overflowin the greese, catchin the- the flame on fire."

Yeah, nice one.


Vagrant86
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2556 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 2:15:03 AM
a deep fried turkey just sounds gross.

Vhreio
Male, 18-29, Europe
 484 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 1:50:58 AM
75 people injured since 1998...
Yeah, this is of national importance.

mardraum
Male, 18-29, Europe
 223 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 1:26:38 AM
gobbel gobbel

sixclaws13
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 2308 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 1:22:29 AM
I used to throw snowballs in the deepfryer when I worked in fast food. Chaos.

titania
Female, 18-29, Europe
 97 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 1:04:36 AM
vicious liar "I wouldn't deep fry a turkey at all. In fact, we don't eat turkeys because thanksgiving is an american traditioon"

you dont eat turkey at xmas?

who the hell deep frys a turkey? i mean a WHOLE turkey. legs and wings i can understand.


burritosb
Female, 30-39, Canada
 51 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 12:58:15 AM
Who the hell deep fries their Thanksgiving/Christmas turkey anyways? That's utterly disgusting! Roast that sucka!

viczko
Male, 13-17, Canada
 717 Posts
Thursday, November 27, 2008 9:22:40 PM
"that sets the fire.. on.. uh... fire"

ballaerina
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 529 Posts
Thursday, November 27, 2008 9:12:35 PM
That was a pretty incredible explosion. Anyone notice how they misspelled "completely" at the end?

iPirate
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 423 Posts
Thursday, November 27, 2008 8:24:14 PM
Why does my hometown news always get on here?! This is like the 9th time.

Tonyjet
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3097 Posts
Thursday, November 27, 2008 6:21:10 PM
"Or, you can cook it in the oven like a normal person and not risk it.
Is it really that hard?"

it just takes lots of preparation and time, you know those rednecks got go shoot something, they dont have time to cook


emzrok
Female, 13-17, Western US
 1142 Posts
Thursday, November 27, 2008 5:54:53 PM
i like how they showed it three times just because watching that turkeyfireball of grease and flame was so cool.

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