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Scientology Guard Kills Man This Past Weekend

Hits: 5230 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: AnwarNova
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gorgack2000
Male, 13-17, Europe
 2426 Posts
Friday, February 13, 2009 5:33:49 PM
I took the liberty in alerting /b/...

Screenshot here because it's too big for the comments section.


Ashleyliz
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 163 Posts
Monday, December 01, 2008 12:36:28 PM
I can't believe people actually follow this 'religion' it's like Bokononism in Cat's Cradle!


Wtfidklol
Male, 13-17, Western US
 61 Posts
Saturday, November 29, 2008 7:16:10 PM
AND IT BEGINS AGAIN.

or atleast it will, if /b/ gets ahold of this information.


MarcAbian
Male, 70 & Over, Western US
 1 Posts
Friday, November 28, 2008 8:56:21 AM
His name was Mario Majorski. He was a former Scientologist. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/11/24/2008-11-24_fatally_shot_scientologist_was_mental_pa.html

Issue #318 of The Auditor, a Scientology magazine, lists him as an attendee of the "Saint Hill Special Briefing Course" in 2004. http://forums.whyweprotest.net/625943-post13/


Vagrant86
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2556 Posts
Wednesday, November 26, 2008 3:17:02 AM
well if anon hears about this the war is going to start again.

skipidydooda
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 153 Posts
Tuesday, November 25, 2008 8:31:11 PM
classy, scientologists, classy

NowPleaseRea
Male, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 176 Posts
Tuesday, November 25, 2008 4:47:24 PM
Uncharacteristic for the respected BBC to not give enough info. But thats the case from the link provided. Certainly a man wielding a sword is a cause for a security guard to worry for his life. Maybe the guard should have retreated behind some sort of containment gate or into the guard shed and called the local constabulary for a tasering. I wasn't there and info was lacking so who knows? One crazed man dead. Moral: don't even pull a plastic toy gun with an orange tip at a child's birthday party or risk a cake knife in the chest. The security guard overreacted?

Devi3000
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1527 Posts
Tuesday, November 25, 2008 1:28:05 AM
You know there is only one thing we can do to make this right. Kill all Scientologists on sight starting with Tom Cruise.

Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
 2594 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 9:54:53 PM
Actually a knife can rip a bullet in two if you fire a bullet down the center of combat knife.

No, you don't need reflexes, you're not surprised by a sniper you didn't see and react to it, spinning around and slicing through a bullet.

You watch where the gun is pointing and try to align the sword with the muzzle.

(Of course then you fail and die anyway, I'm just saying it's not really reflexes as much as estimation of distance/direction/etc.


Negative_One
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2488 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 9:37:18 PM
Was it Mel Gibson?

Eichenkatze
Male, 18-29, Western US
 779 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 9:14:27 PM
"Nah, a SWORD can rip a bullet in half (If done correctly)."

Sad to say you have to have lightning.. no quicker than lightning reflexes to get the sword where it needs to be before the bullet strikes either you or it.. unfortunately.. no human being has this capability.


I guess the mans reasoning; You can't kill something as absurd as Scientology with just plain old guns, and definitely not with words.

So what better way to attack the situation than reenacting Scientologies BIGGEST threat?

Conan the Barbarian!!


idontknow951
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1047 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 9:03:52 PM
"Haha, don't bring a knife to a gun fight. What a tard"

Nah, a SWORD can rip a bullet in half (If done correctly).


thelonious
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 748 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 8:31:32 PM
Haha, don't bring a knife to a gun fight. What a tard

Zoto
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 276 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 8:00:18 PM
that had to be the most poorly-written, ill-informing article I've ever actually seen. Damn.
But yeah. Heard about this last night. RAGED. Unjustified. Completely. No "drop your weapon"? BullscheiBe. (and yes, I know it's not a "B".)

joofro
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 478 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 7:55:16 PM
scientologists are drating retarded they should have litle aids following them around just like the special kids in school

DavioMagnifi
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 366 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 7:13:59 PM
"The Church of Scientology was established in 1945 by science-fiction writer L Ron Hubbard."

something doesn't seem right...


jdjd5883
Male, 18-29, Western US
 887 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 7:10:42 PM
wtf. why am i hearing about it from bbc news. i live 30 miles away i didnt even hear about it.


p.s.

this like the 5 post i've made with a wtf.


Lionhart2
Male, 40-49, Australia
 5382 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 7:08:04 PM
> Lauraly
> that article had absolutely no information in it whatsoever

Of course there was no info Lauraly, there never is with Scientology. A crazed maniac Scientologist... I didn't see that coming.


BirdOfHermes
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 238 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 6:59:04 PM
just more proof that gun beats sword.

opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 14283 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 5:58:24 PM
Dear Scientology,

Why you so crazy?

Sincerely, Opie.


d_katman
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1790 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 5:29:05 PM
it was probably tom cruise. he couldn't get back on operah. so he thought.

"what is better than operah? SWORD! what's better than a sword... TWO SWORDS"


AndroidMetro
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 794 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 4:59:36 PM
I want that guard to work for me.

GlooStikk
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 696 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 2:34:04 PM
i would love to see some follow up on this if possible

ohlax
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 725 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 2:03:09 PM
scientology is just a celebrity religion

xiquiripat
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1097 Posts
Monday, November 24, 2008 1:57:12 PM
Scientology must die.

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