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James Bond's Best Sex Puns

Hits: 9314 | Rating: (3.3) | Category: Science | Added by: parkm
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parkm
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 772 Posts
Monday, August 31, 2009 5:21:08 PM
Uhm
I don't think I ever posted this,I-a-b.

capnmariam
Female, 18-29, Western US
 68 Posts
Saturday, November 22, 2008 6:28:48 PM
Hoho, I had been playing with the soundboard here the other day and think my favorite from the more recent Bonds is this one

Eichenkatze
Male, 18-29, Western US
 779 Posts
Thursday, November 20, 2008 3:40:47 AM
Every time Bond speaks to Montepenny there is generally a hidden innuendo to be found... no.. there is.

Jaydeejj
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 634 Posts
Monday, November 17, 2008 7:05:44 PM
oh Opie!

janus_games
Male, 18-29, Western US
 103 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 10:50:10 PM
We used to have this drinking game much like Bond, but only with star wars. Basically any time you heard anything that could be taken as sexual innuendo you called it and took a drink.

My favorite was always, 'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell'


alfietoon
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1054 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 7:18:37 PM
lol at opie.. that or he makes a really unbelievably bad or digusting one that puts the girl off completely either way wud be funny

miss moneypenny: it was terrible bond there was thousand killed.
bond: well hopefully u will let me kill millions (crap semen joke)
*dull silence*


opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 14283 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 5:46:35 PM
I'm just waiting for the one day he runs out and has to say, "Can I put my penis into your vagina?"

stot3
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 203 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 5:36:18 PM
Classy

Shadowspirt
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 533 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 5:23:44 PM
Damn James bond be sly

TheGrag
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1496 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 1:43:32 PM
Pssh what about Moonrackers:"Whats he doing?" "I Think hes going in for a landing, sir." at the end of the movie...Come on!

AnwarNova
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1992 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 1:21:32 PM
so.....corny.

GothicQueen
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 3434 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 12:52:40 PM
Sexual tension..

tornadofdoom
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1086 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 12:16:03 PM
Guys, the more the pun wants you to groan, the better it is.


ilovewasabi
Female, 18-29, Western US
 89 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 10:57:04 AM
They showed this on G4.

beenyweeny
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 278 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 10:18:49 AM
nehehehehe...you said "sex"! *giggles

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4886 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 8:57:38 AM
Bhaha! Those were baaaaad....

deltaumarcus
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1886 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 3:01:01 AM
*Groan*

vicious_liar
Male, 13-17, Europe
 970 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 2:46:42 AM
Not so funny as I thought...I've seen better...

i-am-emo
Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1267 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 2:05:56 AM
When you say the best do you mean the few puns that dont make you rip your own ears off?

yblusky
Male, 30-39, Western US
 77 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 1:44:38 AM
this video missed a few

Flakk
Male, 13-17, Western US
 125 Posts
Sunday, November 16, 2008 12:46:50 AM
I feel like most of those would have flew right over my head.

parkm
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 772 Posts
Saturday, November 15, 2008 4:38:02 AM
Link: James Bond's Best Sex Puns [Rate Link] - A sexy video compilation of 007's best sex puns from the past Bond movies.


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